[doorbell ringing]
[howling]
Quiet Max, it's just our pizza. I'll put on my human disguise.
Just open the door.
Halloween is the one day a year, we can be a true monster selves.
Hmm. For someone who chases fire trucks,
you make a good point.
I'm gonna get 'em one of these days.
Okay, here goes nothing.
Hi. Thanks for the pizza.
I'll enjoy eating it in my Halloween costume.
I'm not a real witch. Bye!
Uh, it worked.
Hey. We should go to Spot Burger's Halloween party
as ourselves.
Great idea.
No one will know we're really monsters
and if they find out we can just eat them.
You're not eating anyone because you're not going.
- Come on, Dad. - What?
We know it's been hard since the Monster League
moved us to Humanville, but we have to be careful.
No going out without your disguises.
Oh, come on. We promise we won't let anyone discover
our family secret.
Yeah or let anyone use Nora's toilet paper.
Sorry, but we can't trust Chloe and her little zombie appetite.
Little? She ate the brains
of half the original cast of Hamilton.
Mmm brains.
What if I got Chloe a babysitter?
It could work
but we have to find someone without any brains.
Thanks for thinking of me.
Chloe and I are gonna have so much fun.
How could you leave me home you monsters?
You remember the rules, right?
If you sprinkle when you tinkle,
be a sweetie and wipe the seatie.
She means about watching Chloe.
Oh, yeah.
If Chloe's out of sight then things are not alright.
I feel good about this. Let's go.
So, Chloe, what do you wanna play first?
Oh, brain freeze.
You have a brain?
Of course. Why?
I'm just asking for a friend.
[music playing]
Remember, no howling, no spell casting,
no weird bug stuff and no...
whatever it is mummies do.
[growling] Yeah, that. Don't do that.
Happy Halloween losers.
Why ain't you wearing a costume, Mrs. Wong?
I am. I'm dressed as an overworked restauranteur
who knows there's something weird
about your family.
I'm not a real witch.
[chuckles] What she means is
we're all wearing costumes.
[chuckles]
You look like an actual bug.
If I was, would I be able to resist
flying into that light?
That warm... beautiful... let me at it!
[chuckles]
Every family has a weird one.
Yep.
Your family has a lot of them. I'll be watching you.
Maybe this wasn't such a good idea.
Don't worry. Just act natural and everything will be fi--
[howling]
Bad Max, bad. Down boy, down, down.
Wong saw that.
One more slip up and we are going home.
And you are going to the kennel.
But-- Ow.
Excuse you, broccoli face.
Uh. How dare you. Jerkus broccoli this.
[gasping]
I was right!
Somebody order broccoli?
You weirdos are real monsters! Get them!
[cheering]
Where'd you even get those?
Bed Bath and Pitchforks.
What do we do?
We win them over with dance.
Humans love when monsters dance.
[music playing]
[roaring]
Ooh. Ooh.
Womble, womble. Womble, womble.
[music playing]
You can't hypnotize us with your funky moves.
Get them!
[cheering]
Oh, no! We're doomed!
[cheering]
Leave my family alone!
Chloe?
Out of my way, Halloweenees.
I'm not scared of no mini monster.
What are you gonna do?
Eat your brains, baby.
[screaming]
Well, looks like we're moving again.