-You have a very cool super fan,
and it's very impressive. -Yeah.
-One of your super fans is none other than Billie Eilish.
I mean, can we take a moment? [ Cheers and applause ]
And Billie Eilish was recently quizzed on "The Office" trivia.
How did she do? -She did fantastic.
She has watched the show end-to-end,
when I interviewed her, 12 times.
-Dang! -She's the hugest "Office" fan
in the world, and she knew -- I mean, I asked them to get,
like, the hardest "Office" trivia possible known to man,
and she nailed it. She was a little nervous
at first, which was weird, that she was like a little nervous.
-I can't even imagine her nervous.
-Me -- I know. She's not nervous
about anything, but she really -- she nailed it.
She did a great job.
-So, was that your first time meeting Billie?
-It was, yeah. -Okay.
So, obviously, Billie knows a lot about "The Office."
I'm curious to know, Rainn, do you know about Billie?
-Uh-oh. -That's right.
-Uh-oh. -So, I have three
trivia questions to see how well you know Billie Eilish.
-Her average fan is, like, 11, so, okay, here we go.
-Here we go. Number one.
-Okay. -Billie was born the same year
as which handheld musical technology?
-iPod.
[ Bell dings ] -That is correct.
The iPod is correct! Wow!
Was that a guess? -She's like 17, 18.
That's -- That's exactly when that came out.
-Oh, my goodness. Okay. Number two.
Good. Lucky, lucky.
Billie has a song with the same name
as which television show of yours?
-Um, uh... "Bad Guy" -- Did not do a --
[ Buzzer ]
"Six Feet Under." [ Bell dinging ]
-"Six Feet Under" is correct! Wow.
Two out of three. -Yep.
-Okay. Let's see if you get this one.
This is a tough one. Are you ready?
-Okay. -Which Canadian musical
heartthrob was Billie's first love?
I'll give you a hint. It should be, but it is not me.
[ Laughter ]
-And it's not Drake. I can see that in your eyes.
-He's mine. -It's the Biebs.
-Justin Bieber is correct! Justin Bieber is correct!
-Yeah. -Wow!
So, Billie, if you're watching this,
Rainn knows just as much about you.
-I am basically her stalker.
And I know that's a little creepy.
-Does it ever get annoying
when people call you "Dwight," though?
Like, strangers come up to you, "Oh, my God! Dwight!
Dwight! Dwight!" Does that annoy you?
-That happens a lot. That happens a lot.
I get people driving by going, "Yo, Dwight!"
Um, but there was a kid in Chicago,
and he was going down the street, he's like,
"Dwight! Dwight!" And I turn around,
and he's like, "Oh, man. Can get a picture with you?
I'm your biggest fan." And I was like, "Okay.
Well, then, what's my name?"
[ Laughter ] And he's like...
[ Laughter ]
"I don't know." -He didn't know your name?
-"Well, then, you're not my biggest fan
if you don't know my name."
And that's it. And I walked away.
And I tweeted about that and everyone thought
I was a total [bleep]
-I mean, I think that's very fair.
-Kind of a Dwight thing to do, but I also -- what I do,
in case of these situations,
I had these little cards made up that I give people...
[ Laughter ] ...on the street.
-Let me see this. -That says,
"I asked Rainn Wilson, the guy who played Dwight
on "The Office" and some other roles, for a selfie,
and all I got was this idiotic card."
[ Laughter ]
And then there's a place to -- to tape --
-To put your picture. -A little selfie right there.
You can tape your little selfie,
and it's like you took a picture with me.
-That is amazing. Round of applause for this.
This is so genius! [ Applause ]
I gotta do this. -Yeah.
And I'm gonna pull an "Oprah."
I've got cards for you and for you and for you!
-Y'all get cards! -For you.
-So, on the note of approaching celebrities...
-Yeah. -...you've had some interesting
conversations, or rather, should I say,
one-way conversations with people online.
Specifically, Drake.
You've tweeted a lot, if we take a look here.
-Your man? -Correct. My man, Drake.
Correct. Thank you. When you tweeted him saying,
"When you hear that hotline bling,
it can only mean one thing."
Then you replied saying, "Wait. What does that mean?"
And drake says, "Sexual intercourse."
-That's right.
-But this is just all you talking to yourself.
Is this a fantasy or -- -Listen. No.
I view it as a service to the listening audience of Drake.
-Mm-hmm. -He's a poet.
He's like -- He's like a Canadian Shakespeare, okay?
And his poetry is fraught with,
like, metaphor and simile and allegory.
-Yep. -And a lot of times, people just
don't get exactly what he's talking about, so he's like --
♪ When I hear that hotline bling ♪
♪ It can only mean one thing ♪
And, like, people don't know. -You're right.
-They don't know what that means.
"Should we go shopping"? I don't know what it means.
"Let's take a ferry-boat ride."
I don't know what the "hotline bling" means.
So, you know, it means sexual intercourse with sexual organs.
[ Laughter ]
-Thank you for explaining that to all the parents at home.
-People need to know that that's what he meant.
-Thank you for your service, my friend.
Thank you for your service and clarifying that.
-You're welcome. [ Cheers and applause ]
You -- -You're welcome, Canada.