♪♪♪ ♪ I WATCHED YOU WITH HIM
STROLLING IN THE NIGHT ♪ ♪ YOU KISSED HIM TWICE ♪
♪ NOW NOTHING SEEMS ALL RIGHT ♪ ♪ YES, I WATCHED YOU WITH
HIM HUGGING IN THE NIGHT I LOVED YOU GIRL ♪
♪ BUT THE WRITING'S ON THE WALL TONIGHT ♪
♪♪♪ ♪♪♪
>> HEY, GIRL. HOW YOU DOING?
NO, NO, DON'T GET UP. I'M JUST GOING TO JOIN YOU IF
THAT'S ALL RIGHT, JAY? YOU'RE NOT EXPECTING ANYBODY,
ARE YOU? YOU WOULDN'T BE PLAYING ME LIKE
THAT, WOULD YOU? SO I'M JUST GOING TO SIT HERE IN
THIS SEAT AND TELL YOU A LITTLE SECRET.
I FOLLOWED YOU. YEP.
I GOT IN MY BIG CAR AND FOLLOWED YOU AND I SAW EVERYTHING, JAY.
AND I MEAN, MAD. I WANTED TO RUN YOU DOWN RAMBO
STYLE. BUT I CHILL.
HEY, HEY, WAIT. I WENT BACK TO OUR APARTMENT AND
CANCELED ALL OF OUR CREDIT CARDS.
ALL YOUR NICE JEWELRY, I PUT IT RIGHT UP MY ASS.
YOU GOT TO LEARN ABOUT LOYALTY, GIRL.
SO NOW WHO'S LAUGHING? NOT ME.
BECAUSE IF I LAUGH TOO HARD, THAT JEWELRY WILL FLY RIGHT OUT
MY ASS. AND I DON'T WANT WANT TO GIVE
YOU THE SATISFACTION. YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT ELSE?
I WAS SO MAD AT YOU, GIRL, I TRIED TO CUT MY OWN DAMNED THING
OFF. WHOA, WAIT.
BUT I COULDN'T DO IT, YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY?
BECAUSE I PASSED OUT JUST FROM HOLDING THE KNIFE.
BUT YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I DID WHEN I WOKE UP?
I REMEMBERED HOW MUCH YOU LOVED THE SMELL OF MY HAIR AND HOW
MUCH YOU DON'T LIKE THE SMELL OF MY PEE.
YOU KNOW WHERE I'M GOING WITH THIS, RIGHT?
>> I -- >> I POURED MY OWN PEE IN MY OWN
HAIR. HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL?
BECAUSE TRICKS ARE FOR CEREAL AND THIS IS THE TRUTH OR MY NAME
ISN'T RAZ P.BERRY. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY TO THAT?
>> I -- I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
>> OH, IS THAT SO? LISTEN TO THIS JACKASS BRAY.
LISTEN TO THIS JACKASS BRAY. >> YEAH, I DON'T MEAN TO
EMBARRASS YOU, I JUST WHAT I THINK IS HAPPENING IS THAT YOUR
SUNGLASSES ARE VERY DARK AND IT'S VERY DARK IN HERE.
>> RIGHT. >> AND IT'S DARK AND FOGGY OUT
THERE. >> THAT'S ALSO TRUE.
>> BECAUSE I'M NOT THE WOMAN THAT YOU THINK I AM, BECAUSE I
DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE. DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?
>> BACK UP. SO, YOU'RE NOT MY GIRLFRIEND,
JAY? >> NO.
I'M ANNE SAUNDERS. THIS IS MY HUSBAND, REGINALD
SAUNDERS, M.D. >> YES, HELLO, WHO IS THIS?
>> THIS IS RAZ P. BERRY. HE'S A SINGER.
>> AND A DANCER. >> AND A DANCER.
>> OH, IT SMELLS LIKE PEE AROUND HERE.
>> OH, YES, WITH I'M REMEMBERING THE THINGS HE JUST SANG AT ME.
HE POURED PEE IN HIS HAIR AND TRIED TO CUT HIS PENIS OFF.
>> AND I PUT JEWELRY UP MY BUTT. >> WHY DID YOU DO THOSE THINGS?
>> TO TEACH A WOMAN A LESSON. >> YES, BUT HOW DOES THAT DO
THAT, THOUGH? >> AND YOU'RE RIGHT, THERE WAS A
CAR THAT ALMOST HIT US, BECAUSE HE SAID HE WANTED TO RUN US OVER
RAMBO STYLE. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
>> IT'S RAMBO STYLE BECAUSE OF THE SUNGLASSES.
>> RAMBO DIDN'T WEAR SUNGLASSES. >> YEAH, BUT HE ALSO DIDN'T PUT
JEWELRY UP HIS OWN ASS. LOOK, I AM SORRY FOR THE
MISUNDERSTANDING, BUT I HAVE TO GET HOME AND CLEAN UP, BECAUSE I
DID A LOT OF HORRIBLE THINGS IN MY APARTMENT THAT I DIDN'T EVEN
GET TO IN THE SONG. AND HEY, MAN TO MAN, KEEP AN EYE
ON YOUR WOMAN. >> OH, YOU KNOW I DO, MY
BROTHER. >> WHAT?
HONEY! COME ON, LET'S GET BACK TO HEAVY
DRINKING NOW THAT HAYS GONE. >> NOPE, HE'S NOT GONE.
HE'S DANCING IN THE WINDOW. ♪ I THOUGHT SHE WAS HER, MY
YOUNG GIRLFRIEND JANE ♪ ♪ BECAUSE IT WAS THE WIFE OF DR.
REGINALD SAUNDERS ♪