Hey, y'all.
So today, we are going to do this little thing
that I saw on the YouTube called a mukbang.
M-U-K-B-A-N-G. That's how you spell it.
So I'm about to eat me some pancakes,
and we just going to chit-chat and talk, baby, OK?
We're just going to have fun today.
So lean back, relax, and let's just kiki.
[LAUGHS]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
OK, but first, I'm a little parched, baby.
I got to take a little drink.
I'm glad they covered up my straw, though.
Because, you know, folks got germs.
That ain't cute.
Oh, this is some good orange juice.
Is this freshly squeezed?
OK, I'm going to start with my original pancake.
So that ain't enough syrup.
I need another one.
You know, my home girl, Ellen DeGeneres,
she just signed on for three more years, baby.
OK, don't we love job security, girl,
'cause I got bills to pay, and I got a whole life to plan for.
I gotta get this 401(k).
Yes, indeed.
Well, y'all, I done took a bite out of this and didn't even
bless the food.
My mama would whup my ass.
OK, bow your heads and close your eyes.
Here we go.
Father God, thank you so much for this wonderful meal
that you have prepared for me today.
Please bless the hands that prepared this meal.
I hope that they used antibacterial soap.
You took me from a poor college student,
and you brought me here to Hollywood.
And I'm really living my best life, and I'm so thankful.
And yeah, that's all.
I will talk to you tonight.
In Jesus' name I pray.
Amen.
OK, let me finish eating now.
Now, this pancake is an original pancake.
And it's actually delicious.
That's what's wrong.
When people try to cook, they try to take classic stuff
and just change it, kind of like they did that mac and cheese.
Remember when they put them Brussels sprouts and carrots
in it?
Why are you putting that in mac and cheese, baby?
Just make mac and cheese.
All you need is mac and cheese.
All right, baby.
Now, let's go on over here to my breakfast one.
So now I was told that this has bacon, hash browns, and egg
in it.
Wow.
It smell good.
Let's try this.
I feel like I'm going to like this one.
Why do I keep blowing the pancakes like they hot, y'all?
That's good.
It's got, like, a whole bunch of surprises up in here.
It's like you get hit with each little flavor.
Like, you get a first and a little bit of egg,
then you get a little bit of the bacon.
Then you get the hash browns too.
And I think they season the hash browns.
Oh, you know I love some seasoned food.
And I don't even think this is bacon.
I think this is Canadian bacon, like ham, you know.
You know how they do over there in Canada.
Wow, that's great.
It's smoky too.
It's like a sausage.
All right, I'm going to move on to the green tea pancake.
I ain't never had no tea in no pancake, but I do like tea.
They gave me this, whatever this is, some green cream stuff,
and it's supposed to go on top of this pancake.
Looks like a green tea whipped cream.
OK, well, let me put this on here.
Oh, lord.
That's a lot of sugar.
I gotta put this green stuff and the mascarpone?
Oh, I forgot I have some bacon over here.
Ya'll, I love bacon.
And I tell you, I can get a whole pack of bacon
and just eat all the bacon.
Yeah.
This bacon's good.
This is some good ass bacon.
I'm chewing.
My mama told me not to eat with my mouth full.
Hold on.
I mean talk with my mouth full.
Y'all knew what the hell I meant.
And they got this bank-level security
on this damn container.
Some people in there are stealing the mascarpone?
So this is mascarpone cream.
Is that how you say it?
No?
Do I know how to say it?
No.
Do I know what the hell it is?
Absolutely not.
Let me taste it for y'all.
OK, so I gotta put this on here too.
Oh, lord.
This is a heart-a-take waiting to happen.
What's a heart-a-take?
[LAUGHS] I'm going to eat another piece of bacon.
I'm sorry, turkey bacon a little chewy.
That's why I'm eating it.
It take too long to dissolve it in your mouth.
OK, it's almost gone, y'all.
Oh, guess what, y'all?
I just adopted a new little puppy.
His name is Karter.
Baby, he is literally the love of my life.
He literally is so well-behaved already.
We just started training last week.
He just cuddles up with me when we go to sleep.
He get right next to me.
He likes to bite on my ear.
He likes to nestle up in the crevice of my neck.
He is great.
Karter, his first name, is because Beyonce last name,
you know, but with a K, because of me.
It is Karter with a K. Don't you be putting
no C on my baby's name, OK?
Put some respect on his name.
Second, there's Lee.
Now it's Lee because that is Ellen DeGeneres's middle name.
I had to name him after Momma E. And you
know his last name, Allen, 'cause that's my last name.
But yes-- no, he is so precious.
Y'all would love him.
Oh, yeah.
Baby, I can only eat one of these.
This is some heavy pancake, probably
because of that mascarpone.
About to dip that up in there and get it all sopped up.
Oh, I feel my blood sugar going up.
I'm not a fan of the green tea.
I don't know why you would want green tea on a pancake.
Let me wipe the stuff off.
I ain't trying to have no green tea debris up in my other one.
[SLURPS]
So now I'm going to try this black sesame, right?
Black sesame pancake.
What the hell is a black sesame?
And why would I want it in a pancake?
Is this a healthy one too?
See, that's why you can't eat it in LA, y'all.
Everything healthy.
OK.
I already am little wary about this.
Mm-mm.
This has gotta go.
Mm-mm.
Take this back.
Return to sender.
It contaminated my silverware.
Dang, look, it even tearing up my damn napkin.
What kind of bionic seeds is them?
I would have to say that my favorite pancake is
this original pancake over here, right?
Just because I like to keep it plain and simple.
However, I would say what I love more than pancakes, actually,
is a good crepe, OK?
Because it's thin, and sometimes pancakes
can be a little doughy.
So I love a good crepe, and I love to make it savory,
or I like to have it fruity.
So like, comment, subscribe.
Do whatever you feel is necessary.
Down there in the comments, tell me
what your favorite pancake or breakfast food is.
And also, since this summer I want
to do a little bit of experimentation,
I want you to tell me what you want to see on OMKAlen.
We're going to try and make it happen, baby.
Happy SaturKay.
I'll see y'all next week.
I'm going to keep eating my bacon.
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