ladies my name is jacksepticeye and
welcome back to hating tried to tell me
that I couldn't punch a hole in Mars
what I'm going to do right now is punch
a hole in MERIS wait am I going to MERIS
I just realized what this is an Eric
broadcast art personnel have reported
that the Slayer made his way to dr.
Hayden's tower and has retrieved his
remains
we do not know Hawaii unnamed sources
inside the organization claimed that dr.
Hayden anticipated the Slayers arrival
we can only hope that this is true and
that the resistance can continue so
since I didn't finish June 2016 people
were updating me on what actually went
on and that mr Hayden over here the good
doctor wait is he a doctor Samuel sent
me away at the end of that and I am the
doom Slayer from that game and he just
teleported me somewhere and now I ended
up somewhere else on earth and fighting
the same thing so he probably sent me to
areas that really needed attention the
mare's Corps the final hell peace has
been located on Sentinel Prime a city
from your past the only known path to
this now accursed place is through the
dimensional gateway hidden on the core
of Mars
hell yeah Mossad holy [ __ ]
this is awesome what's up hey how you
doing hey good to see you
you AC scientist number three a Jerry
how's it going good to see you it's me
the hi I'm gonna need that badge I'm
gonna [ __ ] about nothing man
I killed demons for a living here's a
piece of [ __ ] cover them
[Music]
wait I have one of those guns I don't
need another one
oh my god would be actually 10,000
holy [ __ ]
for any of you don't know is doom The
BFG 10,000 should be the The BFG sends
her big [ __ ] gone
wait tonight I just picked up his
version of that one I don't need a
second version of it okay what nice I
did 50,000 total damage with frag
grenades awesome let me do a little more
shall i e what's up what's up who wants
to go what's up your little [ __ ] I
punch this mic in get in there I need
you to be in a slot Oh God video games
are fun oh I don't need your back in
there actually I need you right where
you are thank you both what's up what's
up you want to go what's the baby with
the dooms lair okay I may have a bit of
a list going on right now that's
perfectly normal
alright I'm taking care of my teeth
that's just the way it is but if you
want to make fun of that then you guys
are here demons [ __ ] [ __ ] bags
turkey butt sorry I'm taking out all of
my aggression on you it's unfair really
not really you guys are hell spawn
wait what was that area back there is
that an area I just came from because I
kind of feel like I want to I want to
explore around the lock-and-key
disarmament big big bada boom
those are my challenges oh that's just
right in it what are these kill 40
demons using with a very big gun with a
vbg I don't have a vbg destroyed three
arm cannon weak points on man cube i
easy find the zhurqis this is why I
might miss just for me flying through
your level wait how many do I have to
kill with this 40 I don't know if this
counts as a BBG a vbg it's very
confusing hmm you know if I want to
waste ammo on this though you know is
that is that counting no maybe it's a
gonna get later does this town is a very
big gun it is very big honestly though
away I go they do spare it's going
through the killed thing what is that
you're new what are you I'm Byron of
hell
the Jane chingon can quickly fault her
this demon I figured it out already I
used a very big gun to kill a very big
thing the fire born barons have evolved
descendant clan of the barren hill breed
there and our indigenous to the caustic
from apex legends scorched hell scapes
bordering the burning abyss Jesus Christ
somebody really likes writing in this
game a landscape of crag inspires forged
from a breakable black stone tempered by
the crashing ways of magmatic tied these
sulphuric plains of Hell have long
served as banishing grounds a place of
Exodus to which the Damned are sentenced
as their final destination the phlume
who have evolved in this environment
sustaining themselves and the remnants
of the Damned growing obsidian Kara
passes and in the becoming infused in
time becoming infused with the very
incendiary matter of Hell episode but I
die then somebody write an obituary for
me like that like force into fiery hell
pits of Ireland's old ragged islands of
death and carnage it should be something
like that not like Oh beloved by many
that I want to be feared by money that
didn't count either
maybe have skill 40 demons at the BFG
10,000 can I have my own BFT maybe
that's what I get maybe that's as
powering the BFG 10,000 is just to be
fg1 I don't mean know what I want out of
these No ooh that's good
yeah let's let's reevaluate here for a
second what is it wait let's do the
animation I'm too excited I want to kill
things hell alright um my runes
okay so I have greatly increased
movement speed temporary slow down time
maybe this one because this hasn't
really come into effect either well they
just get yeah because when they kill by
equipment or while under the influence
of alcohol to crease the recharge time
so could you start spewing grenades
every room let's trade oh wait we didn't
wooden room sorry but I have a feeling
I'm gonna get a BFG soon so I'm gonna
hold off on my points
sorry I'm wasting ammo but she's just so
annoying oh oh sorry
[Music]
I don't care I'm gonna stay here all day
listening to this holy [ __ ] this game is
[ __ ] awesome oh I get goose bumps man
hey I need six more of those Oh what
about my BFD [ __ ] what's up what's up
playing around the gup-b gasps no course
yeah okay I have little help yeah
dumbass oh my god his games immense this
games awesome who would win the demon
spawn of hell or one angry boy I know
who would [ __ ] win in a heartbeat I
missed that it's like oh my name is so
on point for most of this and then I
missed one of the easier shots of the
whole thing I want ammo I want health I
want you to die okay I need a blood
punch for him are we getting close to a
blood punch RV I would really like one
there we go yes cuz now oh wait I can't
shoot off his buns okay what's up I'm
here yeah big green [ __ ] I can't shoot
off his bones when he's like this but
you are firing that one a lot Hey I
didn't have any actually that's good I
like that
thank you very much Lee what's up give
me toasty give me them toes okay
I thought you can down a lot there
what's up go home run away all you like
pretty little boy but I will follow you
into the depths of your darkest mind oh
oh insufficient fuel I wanted to saw you
in half and watch the bits come out
that'll do
I'm too angry to die - angry - angry
[Music]
thank God haven't been this pumped
playing a video game in such a long time
this is what we needed in this time of
imp this time of self-isolation and
coronaviruses and social distancing doom
will bring us together in a fiery hell
scale of death and destruction it's
amazing
holy [ __ ] these environments are top
tier see this is why it's fine
if games get delayed okay so I can't
shoot things in your [ __ ] mouth it's
fine if games get delayed because it
just means that an even greater game
gets made like this is one of the
greatest games I've ever played
No everybody wants to [ __ ] go today
everybody thinks that they're the
[ __ ] Bell it's a boy well I got
something to tell ya I got news for you
okay you're nothing but a little okay
maybe you should use that huh super
shotgun
we've gotta had you it's been so long
talking about it in one of the episodes
and then kept it downtown what's up
what's up yeah [ __ ] oh [ __ ] that face
you don't need it anymore oh god you're
just gonna throw one of those at me is a
regular enemy no I'm all for it
I'll [ __ ] them up juni I'm in the middle
of sawing someone in half you're gonna
have to excuse my busyness
okay you know help hold on hold on hold
on
I'm gonna die I'm gonna die like a
[ __ ] idiot
I do busy being mad at things I don't
want time to check for [ __ ] hell
Oh sticky right in the gob Oh sticky
right in the god
hey get over here man Oh give me this
cuz I think some help comes out with
that or not that's good good to know
thank you for constantly updating me yes
you crush his [ __ ] face
hell yeah that's cool
nay that's epic warning
is it like the [ __ ] death sir they
just fall in sure can that I break it is
is the BFG not good Li's now can it not
work felt like someone might hit smart
land in there bucko you don't do that to
the doom man you [ __ ] you up i okay you
tried you tried your best and you didn't
even nearly succeed
too bad so sad I cry
okay can't go up there apparently um
what are we god what are we God huh huh
what's going on what do we got what do
we got okay so I miss just a battery
over there and already care about that
it's 90 of one point here whatever wait
what the batteries actually do uh I'm
just realizing now that I've been
collecting batteries and I don't know if
I'm actually using them am i where are
their batteries here Sentinel batteries
inserts on batteries into sockets within
the forces of doing to unlock items and
power aparts with the fortress I haven't
been doing I have to knowing that even a
little bit how many [ __ ] batteries
I've nine batteries I haven't been doing
that and I'm still kicking ass so I'm
not even playing the game properly I
don't get out here okay how do I get up
there
ah I see okay can you come back down
whoops
thank you
thank you no lovely a lovely day for a
swell boy can they get there oh wait
okay I got it I got it
I'm gonna do it I'm gonna do it gang
that's gonna go up then I'm gonna go up
then that's gonna go down and then I
shoot shoosh across
it's simple math really see sorry sorry
[ __ ]
thank you for the pancake appreciate it
whoa nice all righty corrects or we
gotta wait for it to show up fire effect
is nice to be FG 10,000 look at that bad
boy I knew the other thing in space
looked like it gone before this one
literally is originally established as a
mining and communication relay the USA
outposts on Phobos began immediate
expansion following the destruction of
the urgent facility on Mars UAC Board of
Directors intention retaining their
monopoly of the red planet and its
surrounding airspace issued the
construction of an expansive defense
platform using technology derived for
the BFG 9000 the design plan called for
a massive particle cannon to be built on
the orbiting moon the BFG 10,000 the
largest man-made weapon platform ever
conceived wheels in a firepower to
defend against even the most
sophisticated of capital grade FTL
cruisers in existence or against the
eventual potentiality of a space bound
demonic threat potentiality is that a
word are you making up words for this
game got'em
oh I know I'm what's even just hitting
it with a grenade to damage it didn't
even need to explode wait that's part of
my challenge isn't it yeah oh I did too
already so 40 demons with a very big gun
okay
I'm gonna have to wait to see [ __ ] all
right we're good
energy source
with the space Corps [ __ ] wait oh
hell yeah oh let me do it this time
please are you're not gonna let me do it
oh my god I'm literally punching a hole
in Mars I am so angry but I've hijacked
they're going to punch a hole in a
planet
to disable the safety protocols y equals
yes
oh my god holy [ __ ]
[Music]
wait
wait I I literally just ripped out the
source of that giant cannon and I'm now
real ding at handheld as the BFG 10,000
holy tits on toast oh the BFG 9000 is
capable of killing most demons with a
single shot press mouse want to launch
colossal ball of energy oh I know III it
out in the early access that I got okay
that counts is a big gun look at this
this game's a very holy [ __ ] Jesus
Christ you can't do this need some video
game for anybody else
oh yes am i right next to it now we're a
very exploded you can use the facility
escape clubs to get down to the Mars
floor but we have no way of reaching it
from here oh my god
this is so unbelievably cool holy [ __ ]
this game is awesome I'm sorry I'm
gushing all over it but it deserves it
it's [ __ ] incredible there you go
thattaboy thattaboy way to drive them ok
these environments are the best Johnny
Mac lads hi
you're not worth wasting my [ __ ] big
friendly corn that's what it is it's not
a big [ __ ] gun it's a big friendly
gun it brings people together in tiny
tiny pieces lock it
oh yeah an extra life watch me lose it
like an idiot now in the middle of an
easy bat that
oh yes I got oh I don't have a an
upgrade for it I was gonna say I got a
thing I forget to be FG but oh that
mystery is just to be of cheap got it
it doesn't seem like I could actually do
anything with it so I think dashing into
heavy demons will cause them to falter
do I have the gun out for that or do I
just get that most curious Florida motor
recovery speeds increased by 50% full
auto mode transform speeds increased by
50% movement speed while in full auto
mode increased by 20% those are pretty
good but I never used the full auto
motor I probably should but [ __ ] you
precision bolt movement speeds increased
by 50% yes
then my headshot kill will set off a
powerful secondary blast ooh get 75
precision bolt head shot kills oh that's
really easy to do this one I've been
working on I need six more of those
still alright okay buff totem nearby
there's a Buffy bastard nearby Buffy the
Vampire Slayer where is it
what does I need to find that first
[ __ ] Oh
I [ __ ] him off oh my god I'm being so
dumb right I have the wrong thing
equipped how did it go your mouth
I want it give me this put up some
shield so I can shoot them down or I'll
just kill the dude who's producing them
whatever whatever you know what let's
make things easy on ourselves let's make
things even easier okay that didn't
really work out
he's charged up charge up charge up and
[ __ ] [ __ ]
okay there's a lot of them showing up I
need to be careful I need to not be
sucking dicks right now
do a nice that was ever a [ __ ] rocket
launcher than I'm not using oh I need to
do a thing on you back get out I have no
ammo
get over here wait I can I can I can
burn up you I insufficient fuel I told
you I told you I'd [ __ ] loser like an
idiot
I'm a fuel need ammo for this cuz I need
to start doing my challenges or this
will do pretty go hurted big Baba go big
bubble of a crazy day
okay challenge compete so need to do
headshots
now God hey stop
was it 75 headshots that's a lot of
headshots you know is that that's just a
heck and lot okay I am being a disaster
in this plate do busy focusing on all
the minutiae nice I mean I still did it
again I lost my life because I was in
the middle of being like what do we need
to do that's fine okay
relating no don't climb
you what over here this is awesome
arrives me dead space Oh secrets bleak
roots look at you hiding away clever
level design
hey cut my punk thing thank you lots of
stuff we want a secret encounter okay
well we got
[Music]
of [ __ ] one of you
I got it oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ]
oh baby my nip eased a twisty hell yeah
literally I was awesome and fully pumped
up and ready to go
I love a tour probably going i'll
invisalign you and my teeth are killing
me by the way because they're they're
starting to actually twist and pull now
so this to here is like out please don't
bite anything ever am I just gonna jump
on a gun Oh cute little prowler my gonna
just jump on a gun and launch myself to
the planet
Oh are we seriously doing that shut up
yeah sure why not I'm not gonna use
these ones I know myself but it's nice
to have wait my collection is you're
using you're a hologram [ __ ] oh my god
oh ten out of ten
this looks incredible there are some
levels in like dead space 2 & 3 that
look like this like you go out and
you're thrown around in space into a
giant wreckage everywhere but this just
looks so cool I hope
only approved UAC ammunition I'm
shooting myself at a planet oh my god I
am the human bolin another [ __ ]
scratch how is anything in this game
killing right ever you are so [ __ ]
strong and overpowered Jesus Christ this
game just gets better and better
I need to remember now that I actually
have the BFG where am I going
[ __ ] here okay that's the way forward
I don't wanna go that way yet yeah okay
I make sense
the baboon
good oh it's you
sheets exploding everywhere baboo baboo
baboo Chico power mode power up mode
onslaught Grammy no god this place is so
whiny
you know can I turn it off
and I'm back here again ah got it oh
really folds upon itself
[ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ]
everything [ __ ] you wait can I saw them
alright how do I get up there this way
fine
all right all right
hey come on pumpkin hi mom um oh god yes
oh I know postings [ __ ]
oh where am I
no I'm gonna go back in then it's just
what's happening
[Music]
what is going on Am I
okay part of my fighting
put me up against okay that took way too
[ __ ] long
it's quicker to just do that
okay
come on come on oh you one left over son
of a [ __ ] wait I have a PFG what am i
doing what am i doing just wait for
everybody to show up yeah yeah yeah yeah
[Laughter]
so over the top I'm so confused as to
where I am now though they gave me just
like put me back into a place that's
actually very beneficial for secrets and
bonuses
so confused see this face of confusion
oh wait let's check let's just back down
to where I was
[ __ ] the jumping wasn't working I never
bored secrets aah
that's what I was trained to go ah got
it
now II know where I am okay cool I did
it just in a very very very roundabout
way which I'm okay with
oh dude look an insult to injury that
was awesome
I didn't already exploded though nothing
oh just what I was looking for armored
spider doom
spider doom does whatever a spider do
okay come over here I guess I assume I'm
going that way [ __ ] [ __ ] you you you God
almost had it
it was almost perfect
we area I thought I was gonna do it
again
I did it
you know I'm here fellas no don't even
worry don't even worry about it
I don't have a bath okay okay
okay time to take this out
this is this is this is all bad yeah
this is all bad oh I'm trapped
ain't it you can't move oh no I can't
get out I can't get out
oh good for me
okay I need [ __ ] help give me [ __ ]
help please
god this is so over-the-top and intense
I got em oh no it didn't it was right
there
pick it up for [ __ ] sake Oh y'all
gonna y'all gonna get it now
Oh y'all gonna [ __ ] learn today okay
doesn't really do as much as I thought
it was gonna do
[ __ ] [ __ ] everything [ __ ] everything I'm
too angry to die you sons of [ __ ]
again lost another extra life I get them
and I lose them you know it's just like
toilet paper to actually know if it was
like toilet paper to me and this day and
age I'd be hoarding it I keep trying to
flick oh well that was a little intense
wasn't it
no it wasn't intense it was on Mars I do
that alright anything else to get up
here nope great goody gumdrops I got
stuck in that one zone I got stuck
against enemies I couldn't actually get
past it
ie how's it going
Oh
I remember when that as well god what do
I have ammo in [ __ ] time
what are you stuck on my god
don't write in your [ __ ] yes what is
this take that little peach nail dumb
see that [ __ ] lead time Oh God
it's very very intense and scary thank
you for that tonight now come closer to
something I guess this just gets all of
them the banging and the dirt is gone I
want this armor
oh I thought it was the Explorer DeBary
[ __ ] Big Momma Lana
oh good Jesus the fall off things very
easily
yeah yeah cool okay
no anything I should have changed Sodom
then why my brain no blinking very nice
I see a pancake man
Oh God
can I just stay here is this good I like
this
okay how do I it's not gonna be enough
oh it's nice thank you please thank you
thank you for the pancake this disc I'm
getting I had sex points to put in my
suit okay V the position of all
progression items on the automatic yes
how's your automobile radius of three
points reveals all progression items on
the dossier browser leave behind some
ammo and destroyed oh that's nice yeah
and what's this one Brad sue takes a
sandwich or whatever alright don't
really need the help
I mean kinda but I'd rather just keep
progressing okay
whoa nice and you guys are also here so
I can do this
perfect
anything up here cool oh yes there is
I don't think I get that ammo from like
sawing dudes in half I think you have to
find that about with two strong ice
I like when the platforming makes me
feel like a ninja oh I don't want to
even talk about it
that was overkill and that's my middle
name baby Jack overkill septic I
[Music]
oh that's where I'm supposed to go I
thought that might have been secrets ooh
luckily I came back all right what do I
want having super heavy demons samphire
longer when is your max he'll see these
ones as long as your max health an armor
I'm very rarely max health an armor all
health pickups contribute to blood punch
see no resources get pulled in from
further away now let's just get this all
the left is fully upgraded nice this
looks nice it's more of an aesthetic
choice
I can't sorry
I get an award
I don't even hit you okay
and I see that [ __ ] aim bro
[ __ ] you dude [ __ ] you yeah floor go
up and kill everything
nice
hell yet guys pack it in no other
videogames exists nor the videogames are
gonna be this fun ever again
this is it this is what we've been
working towards I mean assuming this is
the type of video game you're into you
know what even so I still think it's
[ __ ] awesome
all right Slayer gate key y'all want to
go into a Stargate and lose some lives
hell yeah okay it's above me having it
there somewhere up here
let me see I find these over there
[Music]
and there's the way forward but I don't
think I should go that way
[Applause]
[Music]
I want it though what we do peruse this
environment just a little bit more it's
up there how I get there is a mystery
come in from that side
yeah so it has to be related to these
these aren't linked back again who a
battery who a mr. battery damn so some
have to get to this and then getting to
dis gets you there and then you can
whoosh across and get to died
we can go back and get that battery up
there
all right Ken nice
this is such a waste of time
boy now that I saw it and that I
actually could get it I might as well
because now I can just bounce all the
way back big advice do this
didn't go as far as I thought I would
okay let's see what's going on in this
area
hmm
feels like I should be able to get up
there maybe I just need a key
let's just keep going and see
that might be that might have been our
chance it might be actually gone damn I
think I missed it
my bad oh whoa I'm charting a flight
path to Mars
nice yeah do it again free
see this is the [ __ ] more videogames
should do scale big [ __ ] like this it's
awesome but modern game engines were
able to make your the cheat to make
things look massive without actually
making the massive scale just build some
my sky boxes and stuff my fast trapper
back to where I was get that's Larry key
the lost city of her bets amidst the
long and enduring history of Sentinel
civilization there are moments in
antiquity that have become buried in
time forgotten chapters that remain
concealed two Sentinel historians
waiting to be unearthed the Fallen city
of Hobart is one such tale all but
forgotten to the tomes of legacies past
one once a prosperous port city a proud
gleaming marker of conquest for the
distant tribe of B thean or Bethy and
clansmen of the outer worlds hih beth
bridged the disparate Sentinel cities
with a ingenious design of Slipgate
invention but it was not meant to last
and among those cities lost in the
crusades a sentinel past was her Beth
now little more than a smoldering ruin
swallowed by the quaking surface of a
once habitable Mars
so what you're saying is housing prices
are great thank you what a fun cake I
will put it to good use mr. sanjoin oh
man
[Applause]
our works it works better than almost
anything else that I have one might say
that it's probably the strongest one in
the game is it actually or that they
added a new stronger one cuz the BFG was
always the one that was like yeah that's
that's that's the one that's that that's
the doomed one you suck you're too fast
I do need these head shots though need
my slowed down meet her to refill you
get a couple of easy ones here though
all right did I run out of ammo in my
thing
Oh God
what predict me from the back oh god
make it yes Jebus jeepers jeepers
how are you not [ __ ] day Christ on a
bike
there we go and you know not you that
little [ __ ]
you son of a [ __ ] really just flicking
my nips
if the super circle is just not not as
viable as I would hope
I mean it's strong but the reload speed
on it does not really make up for the
strength i'ma go over here now
any of nine head shots with that I need
way more all right I'm just not right
now I'm kind of like taking it easy to
just recuperate from all the death and
destruction that's just befallen us it's
kind of nice to just like sit back and
relax you know
oh I hit something midair I don't even
know I could do that okay I need four
more of those yes and then I got the
super stickies we'd be like I was frozen
you stuck
get him nice hey dude just the man since
I had this gun out
oh I wish I had this chain gun that last
time fighting those that would have
really made short work of them okay what
do I have ammo for oh this one's I have
oh yeah get on my way nice
nice oops I need to waste that I'm on
you I wasted on you then I need health
I also need hammer all these little tiny
enemies left they're so cute they think
they can stop me I'm the doom Slayer I'm
point acquired how many you have ten
holy [ __ ]
didn't realize that now said this just
doesn't get upgraded got you dashing
into heavy demons of Kazem dealing
enough damage with the chain gone while
the energy shield is active will launch
it forward on release an e demon hit by
this projectile will falter hell yes and
only through deal 20,000 damage with it
Oh had the shield is active
nice what does this one do the mobile
turret no longer stalls yeah whatever
that one is the headshot bonus maybe you
should start upgrading this this one a
second lock on target can now be
acquired before firing bursts kill 15
prowler demons with the lock-on burst
friends and routers can remember there's
too many things everything in this area
yep
yeah oh yeah baby
Oh video game why are you so fun
why are you too much fun see what I mean
red and blues everywhere it's such a
nice complement one another really
matches my background I wasn't looking
[Laughter]
we got to kill another hell priest oh
nice not the best but not the worst
either good job
bad about it but better what's going on
in here boys
[Music]
these are the guys who give me the
pancakes the Sentinels
so weird that this is all just still
happening on this planet
nice okay I thought a lot more was gonna
happen there at I just want to like a
council meeting or something
damn this is the same as the other place
I was ending before it's the second
level or something
yes I'm no Prime cool let's giant
Colosseum no I want to read the Codex
for the ancient arena is a holy place
for the people of our gender constructed
in the earliest days of their history
this Colosseum served as a proving
ground for trial by combat historical
records indicate that the Argent did not
jail their own kind rather prisoners and
criminals were granted the right to earn
their chance at regaining honor some
victory in the arena Colosseum those who
succeeded were given a place to fight in
the front lines of the Sentinel army to
die in service to Argentine or this
traditional use of the arena has
subsided since the assimilation with the
dark Rome the corrupted priests now
allow more violent exchanges with armed
captives pitted against demons for sport
the priests of the order of dag
continuing to hold undisputed power on
Argentine or spilling the blood of the
Argent ascended and the urgent ascended
class will result in the transgressors
banishment Asylum amongst the Argenta
will be denied any who do not adhere to
the rules of engagement
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can I hop in and [ __ ] everyone's day I
love that their keys are just spoiled
that you shove in it's so metal am I
having a flashback yeah these are the
hell priests that I killed we found him
in the valley just outside the castle
walls he was badly wounded and wearing
this weight that's the original doom
guy's home ah God
huge guts kill them must kill them all
sweets he has fight in him yet in spite
of his injuries send him to the arena
let him be judged like the others holy
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are we the the doom guy from the
original game like the original doom
that's who we are
I mean people are kind of like
associated that anyway cuz it's always
been a silent protagonist and it's
always a doom guy killing all the demons
whatever but this solidifies that we are
the actual guy from the first game and
he spoke Dave that's cool history of the
Sentinels part for our that's awesome
looking no read it
goddamn causation from league resulta
jente in the time of King novel as the
argent is secured peace and safety
through dimensions across time and space
and Outlander came to us he was not of
our world and spoke an ugly tongue
probably you know probably had a
Scottish accent you know thirty bastards
how he first took step upon our lands as
unknown Sentinel Scouts had found the
Outlander bloodied clawed and near death
mumbling of impending doom and the
forces of darkness okay uh is this
talking about the doom guy the scent of
blood followed him and the gore that
stained his armor seemed not entirely
his own by argent a law the stranger
would be judged in the Coliseum where he
would be given the chance of all who
stray from the past to fight for his
freedom yeah so he went in and fought
hard and then just got more powerful
he's just so angry he just gets stronger
he's like the Hulk we knew not of this
stranger his mind seemed crippled with
rage he dressed in a tire not suited for
our lands and carried munition of arcane
origin we watched as his will overcame
his injuries and in the blood arena he
proved his worth the Outlanders
technique was crude and brutal but the
determination in his charge echoed that
of any true born Sentinel so he's a born
of sentinels he was just found his war
cry echoed through the coliseum as did
the sound of his fury and the guards
cheered his banner
rippen they shouted as the Beast pushed
beyond mortal wounds and certain death
he would be gifted no rank no title the
survivors in the arena were provided
only one reward the right to earn an
honorable death while spreading the
blessings of the makers to those in need
the Outlanders determination was
witnessed his ravings documented and
through the word of the order dag and
the con maker had him brought before her
she set her minions to learning his
tongue for with his ugly words he spoke
of lands unseen creatures born of fire
in a dark place unknown to the Queen and
her cast yet another opportunity to
expand the gift of the makers to those
in need
damn we're getting the deep lore on the
doom guy that's so awesome it's cool
that they connected it back together
again no I don't think so I don't I
don't want it
on the eve of the Black Star the Dark
One's came from a world beneath our own
not through ship nor FM aerial vessel
but through the fabric of dimensions out
of swirling fiery gates came horned
beasts from a timeless realm first one
then many crashing waves of evil swelled
from the Obsidian forests of the urgent
Argentine our gentian Overland's the
alarum clans from the eastern mountains
fell first the black hordes of devils
and the city of tellurium was slung
under the weight of their charge
we sentinels rose to meet the beasts
with spear in hand the might of the holy
fleet striking back at the demons but
the dark gates from whence they came
gave birth still to even greater hordes
a line of blood was drawn with the
fallen of both sides and the unholy wars
began as the time of darkness came upon
us neat neat cool you may have killed
everyone but we do not grant you the
rank of Jedi Master
go back to it then leave this crusade no
you cannot see they have for this and so
I give it to them if you let the priest
live then I will return to you what the
demons took from you were so little oh
you say that because you're scared
now now I think I'm gonna go kill the
hell priest it's kind of what I scare
what I do best
really
ooh the battle the Battle of the doom
guy it's cool
the con maker demanded a tithe of the
essence and driven by her desire the
priest submitted themselves to her will
the order of the dag took counsel with
the king speaking only of the spoiled
lands sure to be found through the cleft
and creation and the opportunity to
purge the new invaders from Arjen
DeNooyer we took the war to their cursed
land pressing through the gates of
wizardry there was one among us who
seemed to know the true nature of these
foul demons
it was the Outlander the stranger who
had come to us from places unknown he
who had survived in the front lines for
our far longer than any Sentinel born
prisoner had before his passion for
battle against the vile horde was
evident his lust for their destruction
match in our own true argent DeNooyer
remained a foreign land to him his
fervor caught the attention of
inquisitors of the sentinel guard some
whispering of a suspected allegiance he
held in secret with the demons silencing
the critics King novice deemed him
worthy of selection the signifiers
brought a commission to our king and it
was decided that he would be lifted from
the common rabble through no arena borne
prisoner had ever been granted the honor
the night sentinels broke tradition and
deemed the Outlander worthy of training
a number of disciples grumbled and
chafed at the barbarian present in their
ranks but in the war with the demons all
opportunities for even the slightest
adren advantage who is to be considered
and as they witnessed the stranger spar
with their Hall masters they found in
him an undying unrelenting compatriot
this man was an outsider Franta none and
yet rose each time he was thrown to the
dirt of the circle I have to keep taking
pause and swallowing because he's
Invisalign keeps swelling up the saliva
in my mouth bass and bruised his brow
stained with blood
heroes with grim determination for the
chance to face his enemies in armed
combat once again
time passed as the stranger was
instructed in the codified mattresses of
their order the ancient lessons of
battle and Brotherhood taught to all
sentinels he could sense the opportunity
before him soon all of hell would feel
his wrath once again satisfied that he
would not be a detriment to their pro s
the night sentinels granted him his wish
as they ventured through the hell gates
with the stranger in tow they known they
knew no rest fighting in the unnatural
elements and training under the blood
moon of night the stranger suffered
exhaustion wounds and sickness but asked
for no aid and was offered none three
times the night sentinels ventured into
the gate and back and upon every
returned the stranger strode more
capable than before his gate locked in
step with the march of the sentinels a
disciple and
and now controlled lost for demon blood
ever-present the passing of years and in
numerous battles with the devil's
indentured the stranger to argent his
mightiest warriors and no longer did
they condescend him to hit condescend to
him as a new bloody conscript firt a fer
to them he had become a brother-in-arms
foreign war an ally and a weapon
that's pretty cool so they allowed him
to do more than normal he he just showed
pro s in battle ooh nice
that's so much reading wouldn't like
enemies of the past we could not contain
the demons emerging from the dark realm
so I probably should have read this one
before the one above their weaponry was
not conjured from machine steel but from
the essence of their very being a dark
magic not known to us in our many
conquests had we grown overconfident our
victory serving to dull our blade as we
drank and the glory of our expanding
Empire lost we knew not of how to
prevail against this foe the maker gods
stood perplexed and our engineers and
priests scramble to find the advantage
in battle we so desperately needed
unknown to the enemy we were pushed to
the brink of defeat and our gods stood
with us as we worked to find an answer
the order of the dag were the first to
unlock the mystery of these foul
creatures the priests were able to
capture several of the beasts and set
about to identify the source of their
power it was then the essence of the
dark realm was discovered not wholly
unlike our own this power was the life
essence that flowed through their
twisted form and power their attacks
could be harnessed to power our own
weapons giving the argent her the chance
to combat the demons on even footing
didn't hayden say that something down
here would be of interest to me or was
he talking about the BFG the powering of
the cannon there's something else down
here it could be harnessed to power our
own weapons give me the iron today's a
chance to combat the demons and uneven
footing the priests believed that with
greater knowledge of the essence we
could discover its source and cut it off
from the demons to strangle their armies
from within allowing us to regain the
advantage we required for victory on the
battlefield the Khan maker gave
blessings to our majesty and directed
the priests to delve deeper into the
mysteries of the scarlet elixir from the
demonic realm for she sought only to
return balance to our universe proper
assimilation was required as hell stood
beyond her influence isn't it the
power that the crucible absorbs just
like hell power after great effort the
priest discovered more than they had
hoped for they learned of the true
nature of the demonic energy and how it
could strengthen those skilled enough to
harness its power the energy coursing
through the malformed bodies of the
relentless enemy could be used to end
life or enhancing the power to heal to
mend immortality knowledge and
enlightened faculties beyond our
understanding
with the demons lifeforce in the skilled
hands of the Sentinel priests and under
the righteous gaze of the con maker our
people would not only rise to victory
over the unholy horde the claw at our
walls we would move to a higher plateau
of existence pushing in a new era of
military science and industrial healing
no Sentinel would grow sick no maker
would need to suffer the Transfiguration
that they so feared
all would be risen none could ever
oppose our peaceful ways and threaten
our world again true balance over hell
and its legions over space and time in
this world and all others we would
dictate the order united with the makers
we would find peace eternal I don't know
if you can use power to gain more power
to it cause peace
secret front Wow I don't that really
counts as a secret since I knew have to
go this way
wait what's down here nope oh you don't
actually you can just go up this way ah
okay so you would normally go this way
but I went left and got a secret
sorry I have to read gay night sentinels
fight the force of Hell Caan maker in
the background as we ward with beasts
the argent a society grew under the
watchful eye of the makers and through
the endless power of the essence
while our generals were consumed with
the unholy war our culture was marked by
the beautiful potion the enemy had
provided us the sweet elixir it brought
us immeasurable capacity and empowered
us to reach further into dimensions once
thought to be beyond our grasp for the
direction of our maker gods and the
engineering of our high priests are
weapons blazed and our war machines
stormed so they used the energy from
hell to power their stuff the throngs of
the populace drank deeply from the well
of energy unveiled by the priests but we
of the night sentinels took no part in
their abundance some among us whispered
accusations and warnings and against
this manner of progress but they were
quelled as it was not our role to
dictate the future of our people only to
defend it
yeah whatever
anything missed back here no we got
everything so far thanks there is a
thing of here though back left which I
was probably gonna go and try and get
anyway pancake man
oh sweet pancake man give me your hunger
okay I have three extra lights now hell
yeah I know my camera's blocking it but
just to let you know there's three up
there so I can die three stinky times
- refill Don glory kills hmm now
regardless what does swing need immune
to damage from barrel explosions that's
nice I can just shoot them right next to
me I never really used my ice bombs
anymore and barrels regenerate why not
if four points for this alright part 9
Jesus oh there it is the crucible the
sword I'm waiting to get it I saw it in
the trailer and ever since then I've
been dreamin as the blank stare ascended
to its zenith King novice at Restless on
his throne as a howling darkness began
to assemble just beyond the mountain
rise to the east the blight came upon us
in droves floating forth from the Hell
Gate with merciless fury they brought
with them a monstrous tightened the
dread not a beast to rival the stature
and Menace of even the mightiest
ancestral the grotesque giant laid waste
to all before him crushing all in his
path now this is a story I could get
into this was a total demonic assault
striking at the heart of our engine or
as never before how is it that the
behemoth could pass through the demonic
gate without warning we could never know
though the night sentinels believe
treason was at play caught off guard the
Sentinels scrambled late in defiance of
the Titan and his horde and with his
coming the holy city of terrassa
I'd prepared for judgment with this with
the on son of demons amass in the
sprawling shadow of the abhorrent fiend
the city shook to its foundation none
were spared saved those that fled north
the vile swarm ransacked our temples and
palaces burning our towers and feasting
on the souls of our clergy
oh it's getting nice I'm not sound of a
ting at the thought of death I'm
salivating as a mouth that I have yet
the night sentinels rallied and held
fast against the demons though they were
pushed back and corralled
at the blood arena as the dark of night
ascended their swords remain potent and
shred the enemy multitude with abandon
amidst the unyielding ranks of the
Sentinels when all other apprentices had
fallen in battle stood the Outlander -
he roared ferocious and battle the
remaining conscripts of the arenas stood
in awe as they witnessed a beast who had
once raged within their very selves
now armored alongside the shoulders of
the sentinel brethren he had risen her
none other had before a true born
Sentinel fighter the very best among
them but through the swarm fell before
their assault oh but though the swarm
fell before their assault the Titan
remained invincible for none could tamed
the behemoth alone
hey bobs playing doom eternal as well it
just showed up good job Bob I hope
you're liking it in the hours before
dawn as the night sentinels weathered
the relentless assault the Outlander
held his ground at the foot of the great
wall in the northern Bend of the castle
seeing his own end and vigor Sam you
were Chancellor to the mother God
hurried the Outlander away under the
veil of secrecy and for reason unknown
submitted him to a right untold this was
heresy for Sam you received no consent
from the con maker nor did he receive
her counsel in the Chapel of purity the
Outlander submitted himself to the
divinity machine there are some your
maker the seraphim known to us only as
the aid to the mother god bless the
Outlander with fierce speed and power to
match his will
so that's how we got strong it was the
method by which the transfusion took
place that was most uncertain to us for
we were of the knowledge that the maker
device bestowed until they are on to the
argenta was so generations ago so many
generations ago was to be used by the
priests only to find the impurity among
us ah so it could actually give you
power as well how could it be that the
device was meant to call the Sentinel
breed of its contaminations or
contaminants could then be used to
purify the Outlanders body and give rise
to the one who would lead us into battle
henceforth what rose from the holy
coffin on that fateful day was not to
impure abomination the Covenant warned
us of the hero within would come to be
known only as the great Slayer the
TimeWalker the warrior con whose fire
sword would blaze forth a path for the
just and cut through the demonic horde
with a vengeance that only a god-king
could summon I'm liking everything I'm
hearing it means that I am awesome
heroes unbroken by the ritual his eyes
burning with maker magic he took he took
the crucible in his hand and race fire
left forth from the blade as only it's
only it will only it will when held by a
true Sentinel warrior king in our
darkest hour the Slayer had been chosen
defying tradition our most sacred laws
and the will of the gray khan herself a
stranger to our lands had been blessed
with celestial night wait was that all
of it did I read all of it yeah cool so
basically I'm a big you sock yeah
so what was the thing the magic that was
supposed to determine who was impure and
cold masses actually turned around and
gave me the power to be the strongest of
all sorry I have a codex to read Oh
guess I missed it
whoops
oh hey
each demon is locked up one of every
client can I fight them I'd like to [ __ ]
them up please okay fast trouble
unlocked nice
gladiator ooh big boy whoo he's got an
eye patch and the years following the
end of the Golden Age competing factions
of Argentine or turn against one another
and insidious influence had beset itself
upon the Sentinel people corrupting its
once held sacred traditions the Coliseum
wants a place of honorable combat for
prisoners of the Argento were tested for
the right to fight on the front lines of
their army has since become a place of
bloodsport in violation of Sentinel law
the priests have encaged a demon they're
a merciless executioner used to enact
judgment of their own decree the
gladiator wielding an accursed Gyan
whatever I'm [ __ ] out is very loud
Semyon coach I'm ready
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can see please below sword i would go
down even better
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so weird to hear him talk you'll make a
fine addition to the front line string
demons they are everywhere must
something of Winchester him to us I want
to know more about the others who speaks
of yes your grace
hi if Sentinel holy blood is spilled on
these grounds
you will lose our sovereignty here so
you think I care can I fight the
gladiator and then just know yeah oh
yeah oh yeah send them out coach
send him in I'm up I'm up nice very late
okay what's the what's the trick with
you when the shields eyes flash green
the gladiator is about to attack shoot
him in the eyes are green to stagger him
I don't like fights like this push the
[ __ ] out of it nice
sorry Knights 31st my flash green flash
green [ __ ]
hey shots
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nice
hell yeah
oops I missed hahahaha yes Oh this is
where the heavy metal choir comes in Oh
God okay so a lot of you are going to
start showing up got it
oh yeah Dunham's anyway eat [ __ ]
ice music's awesome
he's gonna do it he's gonna do it damn
it
okay I'm sucking a dick now
as soon as property what's up
games almost dead less than half oh
Jesus
come on I shot you guys saw that the
heavy-metal choirs [ __ ] cool okay
okay do I have to do enough damage can
they just use this Oh
health nice
do it
all right hopefully he might have a
second phase though
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nice okay
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okay that didn't work I knew that was
gonna happen they're too late all right
and focus they focus come on come on not
as focused as I should be apparently
[ __ ] that
not too bad
damn
oh yeah oh yeah second phase okay
break his shield yeah baby
is it now just a straight-on go in front
oh god no he's due with him oh now he's
so mad oh now he's so mad without his
shield the gladiators more aggressive
and has a wider variety attacks when he
spins when he spins one of his flails
it returns attacks back to the player
when the guy dangers eyes flash green
he's about to strike okay I want this as
soon a lot of damage
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is that spinning his thing so just keep
shooting them in the face
yeah nice
hook him up hook him up [ __ ] that guy he
sucks
I'm gonna get it
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nice oh good not nice
oh [ __ ] really you're gonna sit all in
that back at me
[ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] okay okay
any more ammo left in this nope
I think keep getting help I still have
three lights though so I think I'm okay
oh now now
okay what are we going to use this is a
bass [ __ ] okay
they do your spinny you charge one of
these Oh No I might
okay we're still doing damage he's still
hurt which is good
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hope you can't hit me when I'm in the
middle of that
I almost got him trained you mad damaged
[ __ ] [ __ ]
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yes they get ready there we go
that's what I [ __ ] wanted you get the
health out of her then
oh it's so close he's so close they're
ready okay some of the slow motion thing
I don't care
yeah yeah they're singing rip and tear
oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah
crush them well c'mon nice
oh that's epic goddamn they're pretty
well in all that oh now we can get the
help restrike i love it i lowered no
[ __ ]
don't you kill all my brothers cuz I
will
we should leave immediately nice that's
all the help Rhys right Dory kills on
heavy demons will now instantly charge a
blood punch wait what on heavy demons so
if I just do a glory killer in them now
I'll have God I'm gonna have so many
blood punches Hey first wonder-percent
area I was awesome
that was so fun hey I'm back
he will devour us and leave your whole
world in ruins at another world you to
extinction yep yep yep blah blah blah
we may continue the work that must be
done
but wait I'm sorry what were you saying
nice oh yeah
there's BFG division that was playing
and a while ago I was like oh rip and
tears playing everyone was like Jack
dumbass sorry okay
oh that's not doomed to cool okay I'm
gonna leave this episode here actually a
little shorter than some of the other
ones but this just feels like a good
stopping off point I don't want to start
too much next it feels like we're
actually coming towards like closer
towards the ending at least you're
always coming closer towards the ending
but the three hope for Easter now it's
all that's left is the con maker now
really so I don't really know what's
gonna happen after this I do want to
figure out if I can still use my central
batteries here or that I miss my chance
who knows this game is epic
I feel epic playing it and I hope that
you feel epic watching it if you do let
me get to smash a good ol blood punch on
that like button and also don't forget
to subscribe because we're gonna be
uploading this every single day until it
is done subscribe [ __ ] squad that would
be Tuesday okay bye
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man the heavy metal back then was so
simple