- Do you think I'm a good dancer?
- No.
- That is an honest answer.
(Marcel laughs)
- Well, you're not that great.
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- You know, I think the biggest problem in our relationship
is that Dan is a really big liar.
- I have a lot of serious questions
and I want some serious answers.
- Oh no.
- I'm just gonna tell the truth.
I'm gonna be 100% honest.
- I'm gonna tell the truth unless it makes me look bad.
- I'm not gonna lie,
but if I think if I had to lie, I would have passed it.
- So there's the potential that you would lie?
- I'm not going to lie.
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- Do you think that it's my responsibility
to cook dinner for us and wash the dishes?
- Yes.
- That is the truth.
(Marcel laughs)
- Do you think that you're funnier than me?
- Yes.
- That is showing truthful.
- That's interesting based on our careers.
- Do you trust me?
- Yes.
- That's registering as the truth.
- Do you think I have bad taste in clothes?
- Hold on, no.
- I wouldn't be able to use that response.
- Yeah, I'm sorry.
(Allison laughs)
It's hard to say.
It's not bad, it's just not the best.
- Have you ever had a sex dream about one of your friends?
And did you bottom?
- No.
(Marcel laughs)
- I'm getting anxiety on that one.
That would register as a lie.
- Have you ever wanted to break up?
- No.
- It was very truthful.
- Woah, thank God!
Everyone is relieved.
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- When I was out of town did you clean
the litter box every day like you said you did?
- No.
- That is a truthful answer.
- I knew it.
- Do you think that you're a better person than me?
- Yes.
- That is true.
(Dan laughs)
- Will we ever move in together?
- No.
- That is not an honest answer.
(Marcel laughs)
- OK.
- Do you trust me?
- No. - [Dan] Come back to that.
- If I were to go by the machine,
"no", is the honest answer, yes.
- Hmmm, interesting.
- Will you go to Pittsburgh with me
ever to visit my family?
- Yes.
- That is also a lie.
- Do you think that we'll still be dating
in six months time?
- I hope so. (laughs)
- I couldn't use any of that in a court of law.
- OK, do you think that we'll be dating in--
- Ask if I want to be dating in six months.
- Yeah, but that's, OK fine.
Would you like to still be dating in six months?
- Yes.
- Truth.
- That's what matters.
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- Even though I wasn't happy with all the honest answers,
I guess it's better to have a horrible honest answer
than a horrible lie.
- I feel closer because I didn't think he would care
to ask the questions he asked.
- Some things you don't need to know necessarily.
- I agree.
- Like do you really need to know if like
I wanna go with you to Pittsburgh?
I'll just go and I'll act like I want to go.
- That's true.
- Isn't that fine, like acting every once in a while?
- Sometimes you have to lie in a relationship
so it doesn't get too rocky.
- I hope that now we're closer to being totally trusting
of one another.
Which would be great.
("Discoplosion")