Maybe I'll just break your arm and then
ruin the movie for
everyone. Get your hands off Kid Danger!
[screaming]
[cheering]
[grunting]
Look, it's Captain Man!
[cheering]
All right, all right. That's enough.
Calm down.
Go, Piper!
Well, the Spoiler...
Oh, that's good.
Well, I had a pretty bad day,
but this makes up for all--
Hey!
Don't you yell at my Jasper.
He jacked my Girly Curly!
[screaming]
She yanked up my eyelashes!
Piper, you just hurt someone I love.
Yeah, and I'm just getting started.
- What? - Wait, wait! No! No!
No, stop!
- Do you want some more? - Piper...
Piper, quit that! Stop... No!
[in slow motion] No...!
No!
[grunting]
Henry, are you okay?
[grunting]
Let's get some butt shots in there.
All right, freeze, Jeff!
- What the? - Oh, boy...
Who are you?
While Captain Man and Kid Danger are stuck in those holes,
I'm in charge.
No, I am!
No, you're the designated driver!
Okay, I don't know where you brats came from,
but get out of here unless you want me to put you in holes
like I did with Captain Man and Kid Danger.
He did not put us in these holes.
We fell through this rotten, old wooden floor.
We are a victim of wood rot.
Liars. They ought to call you Captain Liar and Fib Danger!
All right, Jeff, put your back behind your hands!
Other way.
Put your hands behind your back!
No.
Well, if you don't, I'mma blast you with this.
Son, don't blast anyone! Just call the police.
Yes, son!
Hey, kid, I'm going to sit on Captain Man with my butt!
No, you're not!
Look at this! I'm squatting!
- Don't do it! - I'm going back slowly!
Blast him! Blast him now!
Do it!
Blast him! Blast him!
[screaming]
Come on, come on! Get up, get up!
- Get up! - Ugh!
Ha! Now defeated three dudes!
All right, that's it!
- Uh, Piper... - Hey, skunk bag!
Come, follow me!
Girls, be careful with those weapons!
And remember, Jeff is very stupid.
[Jeff] I heard that.
[shushing]
All right, Jeff...
Where are you?
[screaming]
[grunting]
- Where did he go? - I don't know.
And where is your blaster?
[screaming]
Don't move.
Yeah. Sorry, girls.
You're about to get stun-beamed!
- No, Jeff! - Don't do it, Jeff!
[blaster clicking]
Ah, dang! It's out of battery!
Quick, Piper, grab some of these antique video rectangles!
'Kay, 'kay!
[grunting]
Yeah, that's it!
- VHS power! - You go!
Okay! I... I think you got him!
He got the message, that's enough.
Just two more!
Take Flashdance!
And Gandhi!
[grunts]
Sorry, Gandhi.
Sometimes violence is the answer.
Captain Man, Kid Danger, I found Heather!
Follow my voice!
Huh? Ow!
Sorry!
Get away from me, kid!
Don't get loud with me!
You're about to get hit!
[grunting]
[screams]
You got hit.
Huh? Who that?
[grunts]
What the?! My stools!
And jewels!
What's going on? [screams]
[grunts]
[grunting]
[beeping]
Heather is about to get the diamond!
Ah! She's got the diamond!
Told you I'd steal it.
Hey! Hey!
I found one of the photographers' cameras.
Henry, quick! Turn right and push the button!
- Okay! - Push the button, Kid!
[grunting]
[screaming]
Kid, I think you did it!
What do we do now?
We gotta get the diamond from her.
Yeah, good luck finding me!
Heather, where are you?
Okay. All right, all right.
- Hey! - Hey, got her!
- No, it's me! - [groans]
Heather...
Come on, come on, come on.
- Yo, yo, yo. Marco! - Ah! Polo!
What? No, not you. You... All right, whatever.
Ah!
Right there! Right there!
[shouting]
That was really impressive.
I know.
Raining thunder!
You got to be kidding me.
[grunting]
Come on, Terbert, let's get out of here!
Oh, but all that valuable grease!
Leave it! We'll go to dental school!
Well, you can't win ‘em all!
Uh, actually, you can and we usually do.
Oh, I get it. Never give up.
- Let's go chase those guys. - No.