welcome welcome both of you thanks yeah
what I give to say what an inspiration
you are yeah I do a bit of swimming my
cell phone but I'm not Unknowing water I
don't land swimming it's yeah I grew up
in Kent in the drought of 1976 if you
are swimming over to
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55 years old ex dr. Kathy thoughts on
break set oh my god it's just the whole
thing is just so depressing
but you know I don't know what to say
really I have to watch my language what
I feel about Boris Johnson and what he's
up to and you don't have to watch your
language now sure well what's my
language because I are sort of a results
bad language a bit too easily does that
start with it yes okay okay so he's
up Halloween
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up Christmas doing everyone for
years that Christmas is crap so so now
everyone will be agreeing with me Harry
I am dying to know what you'll take is
on breaks it I mean I get asked to do a
lot of show mr. a hard-hitting physical
I can't put it in words so I do actually
did a painting to sort of communicate my
breaks it yeah yes thank you yeah so if
anyone ever stopped anyone ever stopped
anyone ever stops me in the street and
says oh hey what do you think about
brakes it I showed him that and that
normally does the trick it's me being
carried by a giant aid which is throwing
rocks a maggot with the face of general
Collins I'm so ashamed that should be
the Christmas cards what would we all do
if this fabulous industry that were in
fell through for us and then we had to
go you know we had to go find a job what
would I thought about this a lot yeah
I'll go back to the tails on Tesco going
because you've got my mum when I worked
on the tills in Tesco yeah it's not 2002
so it's full the days of like
chip-and-pin
yeah contact there so I was dealing with
change I'd love to have a little go at
it now cuz I reckon not be be brilliant
like they me little like ten fingers or
less I'll they used to give me a pot for
the change so that I could scoop it out
and like help give it to the customers
but whenever someone comes where there's
always like a pot just sat there it's
over known again someone had just put in
a couple of quid for
me and Alex met what job would you do
Josh two words golf sale what a job that
is just holding up a sign yes please
it's the only job where if you do
something you're failing at your job you
have to do fuck-all never get asked
about brexit yes please oh honey off at
a golf sale they were already on sale
makes sense whatever if I had to do a
different job now I think I'd look after
tiddlers I look after little kids kids
yeah because well because they were
laughs and they making you out and I
really like sleep more than anything
yeah so any excuse to get into bed
before 10:00 he's loved they're gonna
Wow me
well I'm fessor would you go back to
being a doctor again Harry oh well no I
mean you know it's been so long since I
you know did it properly I mean I last
so actually the last time I got involved
you know in a bit of medicine as I was
driving to a 21st birthday party in
Leicester right this is about God
there's eight years ago or something
yeah
with the kids and we and we I come
flying around the corner in the I got
lost basically and I came around the
corner and there was a bloke there's a
bike with the wheel going round as a car
and he's in the sort of swastika
position as we call it in the medical
profession oh god why am I gonna do and
the kids saying you've got to stop dad
you got to start you're a doctor said
well he used to be you know so I get out
and I go over to this guy and and I my
mind went completely blank and there's
like a few people who sort of gathered
and I'm thinking what am i doing and
this bloke said shouldn't you take his
pulse
and I said yeah should take his pulse
so anyway I'm doing all this then I
could hear the ambien ambulance coming
right and this guy he opens his eyes and
he looks at me he says you Harry Hill
and I said yes I said you know how I can
get back on the a46
you