• From a factory worker who quit without telling anyone to a barber who went rogue,
the Planet Dolan crew re-enact some of the best true stories from our subreddit about
the most unprofessional things we’ve ever seen.
I’m Pringle the one And I’m Melissa and today we’ll both be narrating.
Number 10 was submitted by TheZootopiaFanboy Kyle
One time Kyle was in gym class playing a version of Musical Chairs that had Hula Hoops instead
of chairs.
Everything was going great until he fell over trying to get into a hoop.
When he got up he threw the hoop in frustration and hit his teacher right in the nose!
Instead of laughing it off, Mrs McFadden went completely psychotic!
She slapped Kyle across the face and screamed, “DON’T YOU DARE DO THAT TO ME, YOU MISERABLE
PIECE OF SHIT!
IF YOU DO IT AGAIN, I WILL CHOKE YOU!”
Kyle burst into tears and ran out of the room.
She’d slapped him so hard bad that Kyle bled!
Kyle was suspended for a week, but Mrs McFadden had it much worse.
She was fired for acting unprofessionally towards a student and she arrested for child
abuse.
I guess emotions run high when people play Musical Chairs…
Number 9 was submitted by Dooperthesnake Grgak A few years ago Grgak was out shopping when
he saw an elderly woman needed some help.
The woman got around using a zimmer frame and couldn’t reach a can of Pepsi on the
top shelf.
Grgak offered to help, but it was no use – he couldn’t reach it either!
So the elderly lady asked a surly looking woman at the counter for help.
This woman took one look at the sweet old lady and shouted, “Why don’t ya fucken
use your cripple frame?”
Luckily the woman’s boss overheard this.
He gave the old lady some free Pepsi and fired his rude employee on the spot.
So it’s not all bad!
There’s one less asshole working in retail…
Number 8 was submitted by Migyver106 Dolan’s Brother
Dolan and his brother Zaraganba once worked nightshifts at a local factory.
Dolan’s brother was in charge of sorting the parts while Dolan operated the machinery.
One night Dolan was really restless.
He kept pacing about trying to distract his brother from work.
Zaraganba told him to go back to his work station and Dolan would say, “But I’m
bored…”
An hour later, Zaraganba’s boss came over and asked where Dolan was.
Apparently Dolan’s machine had been left unattended and had almost backed up!
They searched around and found Dolan waiting outside watching YouTube on his phone.
Dolan had just decided to quit his job without telling anyone and was waiting for Zaraganba
to finish his shift so he could get a ride home.
Zaraganba told his boss he was sorry for being related to such a failure.
Number 7 was submitted by Kidlike101 Andie A few years ago Andie worked in a hospital
emergency unit with a very unprofessional head nurse.
One night a patient came in suffering from smoke inhalation and severe third-degree burns.
It was an intense scene, with his family crying their eyes out in the hallway and hospital
staff literally running around trying to save him.
Then in strolled the head nurse holding a leaflet.
She casually looked around and said, “Hey guys, I’ve been thinking of getting my eyebrows
tattooed.
Anyone interested?
They have, like, this really great promotion!”
Andie and her co-workers stared at her like she was a mental patient.
The nurse acted totally oblivious to the burn patient and kept going on and on about her
beauty regime.
Andie got so mad that she threw the nurse out of the room, even though she was technically
Andie’s superior!
A week later the worst nurse in the world was fired.
Number 6 was submitted by SlyVocaloid Hellbent One time Hellbent went to get a haircut.
He very clearly told the barber what he wanted and the barber went to work.
When he was done, Hellbent looked in the mirror and saw that his hairstyle was totally different
to what he’d asked for.
When he asked the barber what happened the barber said he’d heard Hellbent’s request
but decided this different style would be better.
Hellbent asked him to fix it but the barber screamed at him and told him to leave.
Hellbent had to wear a hat for the next couple of weeks.
He never went to that barber shop again…
Number 5 was submitted by SiriusGreenDragon Nixxiom
A few years ago Nixxiom worked at an adult store.
It was an unusual place to work, but his coworkers were all very normal – except for one guy
guy.
This young guy was a bit odd, but Nixxiom gave him a chance because he worked hard and
was always on time.
Well, one afternoon Nixxiom’s manager came in and announced that the young guy had been
fired.
When Nixxiom asked why, his manager said, “He was stealing money out of the till.
And he stole some… merchandise…
He was taking our reusable masturbators, using them while he was supposed to be working,
and then putting them back on the shelf for customers to buy!”
Nixxiom suddenly regretted ever shaking this guy’s hand…
Number 4 was submitted by SingBling Slapped Ham
This one time Slapped Ham went to his mum’s workplace for Bring Your Child to Work Day.
After a few hours of boredom Slapped Ham found another kid to play with.
They played together for a good fifteen minutes until out of the blue the kid made a face
like he needed to go to the toilet.
His mom was in the middle of an important business call so instead of telling her he
dropped his pants and did a huge stinky poo right in the middle of the office.
Instead of ending the call so she could yell at him or help him, the kid’s mom walked
around her desk, grabbed her son by the arm and locked him in the snack cupboard.
Slapped Ham just watched the whole thing with his jaw dropped.
To this day he still can’t look at a snack cupboard the same way.
Number 3 was submitted by NightmareAuthor Pandora
One day Pandora and her mom went clothes shopping at an all-female store.
Inside they saw a mall security guard following a young guy around for seemingly no reason.
Pandora asked what this man had done as she could see he looked uncomfortable.
The security guard said nothing yet; she just didn’t trust him because he looked Mexican.
She said Mexicans were more likely to steal something and that a young man wouldn’t
be in a women’s clothing store unless he was planning to take something.
After harassing the shit out of this guy and calling him a bunch of derogatory names it
turned out he was just doing some early Christmas shopping for his sisters.
Pandora and her mom felt so bad about the way he’d been treated that they took him
out for a coffee.
Number 2 was submitted by SinisterSquirrel13 Emojie
When Emojie was eleven his grandma took him to Burger King.
When they went to the counter they were served by a really disinterested teenager.
Emojie could tell she didn’t give a shit about her job because she spoke in a monotone
and had to look at her badge to even remember where she worked!
The girl was barely listening when Emojie’s grandma placed their order, so sure enough
their order came out all wrong.
They had to send it back three times.
Emojie’s grandma got so mad she yelled, “Young lady, if you mess up our order one
more time I will come back there and MAKE IT MYSELF!”
The girl left and came back with a fourth order.
But before Emojie’s grandma could pick it up the girl pushed the tray off the counter,
spilling soda all over the floor.
She then screamed “Screw you and your order!”
and stormed out the back exit, where her manager promptly fired her.
Emojie was devastated because that last order she’d spilled was finally right…
Number 1 – What’s the most unprofessional thing I’ve ever seen?
Huge thanks for the folks over on our Planet Dolan subreddit for submitting their stories.
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