(traditional wedding march)
- I'm not crying because the wedding is beautiful.
I'm crying because I spent $1,000 to be in it.
(club music)
- [All] You're getting married!
- Oh my god, that dress is hideous.
- I don't really like who you're marrying.
- Even though you've sent me two texts
and four emails about this,
I'm still gonna ask you what I'm responsible for.
- Oh, a sleeveless dress for an outdoor wedding,
at night,
in the mountains.
I won't be cold.
- Oh, can you give me the names of the groomsmen
so I can stalk them on facebook?
- This is completely against my morals.
- You know, actually I don't give a (bleep)
what color your wedding invitations are.
- This is potential blackmail.
- I flew across country for this.
I'm not getting you something from Crate and Barrel as well.
- Another dress that highlights my insecurities.
Awesome!
- I'm actually just crying
because I'm the last single friend.
No, but you look great, for sure.
- I wish this was me.
I wish this was me, I wish this was me!
- I've taken enough goddamn pictures!
- Why have the groomsmen already started drinking?
- You told me you hated her.
This one, here.
- I'm so broke.
- If you can't find me at any point tonight,
I'll be at the bar.
- No, actually I don't wanna hold your dress
while you pee.
- Despite all my complaining,
I'm still gonna make you do this for my wedding.
- We're done with the photos.
We've had enough.
I give it three years.
- Three months.
- Yeah.
You guys are soul mates.