top of the morning to you laddies my
name is jacksepticeye and let's do a
little experiment on Twitter shall we
since I make a lot of jokes in my videos
parroting why modern slang is by saying
things like dead ass and lit and dabbing
and all that kinda stuff and usually I
have no idea what I'm talking about
I'm not up-to-date with all the slang
that people are saying these days
understandably because I'm just not part
of it I don't go to secondary school in
the year 2019 and since we're coming up
to the end of the decade I thought it'd
be fun to just ask ask people on Twitter
what is the most modern day slang
sentence that they can think of this is
gonna be [ __ ] horrible sweet Jesus
5,000 reply also can we talk about how
awful this new Twitter is it might just
suddenly stretched over like a week ago
and suddenly I had to vomit all over my
keyboard and buy a new one
gonna go feral on that bossy I'm a OOP
on that bus this is cursed to all hell
immediately loop on a bus I'm not sweet
[ __ ] I'll never know okay boomer I'm
legit shocked by all this sking like
what even is the T behind those Hydra
flasks my dudes I will admit that I had
no idea what visco girls were until I
started watching some tick tock videos
and certainly then everybody was talking
about it let's let's search I actually
don't know what visco means visco girls
are thus latest subculture to arise from
such apps as tick tock and Instagram
where Millennials and Gen Z's are often
heavily influenced by want to know the
name comes from this co-editing app
which is used for its filters oh it
makes a lot more sense and this is
apparently what if isco girl is I I
don't know how to describe it they wear
long shirts and have hydro flasks and
they say a lot apparently hydro flasks
[ __ ] John I'm a dead-ass finna be
hella shook
this is awful but I I'd be lying if I
didn't say I'm enjoying it also John the
next time I see you can you please say
this to me can you send me a video of
you saying this because I cannot imagine
those words coming out of your mouth
good UK English gangers you angry she
gave me she can you should get angry she
can cuz you can okay I have a [ __ ] I've
gotta name it's just you doing youth
research to avoid the all crushing all
crushing an inevitable boo Marie shut up
okay
maybe I don't know what people say I
don't people say dead ass and bet
allotted thinner and you ever heard
someone say okay boomer and think mood
same imagine dead a standing and a
relevant flop like that can't relate
with my queen slang everybody dead all
of you coming for me are canceled and
that's the tea period Christ I'm curious
how many of these words are gonna end up
in the dictionary it's like when fam
comes slipping in with some dripping
swag pop into some sick Bob and no cap
you know these facts are about to be
Liddy fresh to death like ocher I'm not
big mouth that be the bigger response
eat I think my mouth just died there's
gonna be some sort of like Jen's e'er
tongue twisters coming out like finished
shook his dead ass Fetty WAP yo bro you
hear all those boomers out there talking
about politics like wow could we just
heat them out of existence with how old
they are that one's not so bad okay that
was kind of a saving grace that was a I
I didn't get tongue-tied saying that one
you would not believe what Karen told me
she called me a visco girl because I
dropped my hydro flask so I said okay
boomer and while I walked away I took a
hit from my Jules
this whole video is basically old man
tries to sound young oh my god
Felix is there a Twitter option for
everyone just shut the [ __ ] up me what's
the most modern-day slang sentence you
can think of 10 there's a whole story in
one screenshot Finn awoke
mood bro dead-ass I Loki just slid into
her DNS and like sent her a pic of my
fire fit but she said it looked like
trash like come on respected rip Karen
yo man my bro is high AF and a little
sauce and I'm like bruh to be honest go
to bed he was also angry and cray and me
like s mhm and then he's like I'm Gucci
hundo P fam I'm shipping you and your
friend well that I say I feel like a
country is gonna come after me and
articles are gonna be written about me
after this and I hope bro I'm so shook
my wig was snatched she spilled all the
teases she wanted the cloud and that's
period okay boomers whoops didn't know
this thing was on the [ __ ] what's poppin
Wow
it's lit in here haha mwah [ __ ] it's hot
as [ __ ] in here take the dope
am i reading someone's transcript keep
it on it's cute [ __ ] naw but for real
shout out shout out followers haha doing
a shout out for if you're following I
feel like I'm having a stroke there all
those all those people that come in like
ah hey what up ah shout-out to Turtles
yeah what up nose clean no plastic
what up Turtles there is absolutely no
way this is real whom still ain't inside
Gigi's yes this must be what my intro
sounds like to people who don't speak
English as their first language the most
superior variant of the who word very in
superior to whom stuff
no 18 buckling up is totally yo don't
get me wrong I say all of this [ __ ] as
well but it's ironic because I obviously
don't know what I'm talking about
please tell me that that's fake let
somebody hacked this and did it
themselves because that's that's totes
cringe broke my heart she did
right a low fight in DEP I must do or do
not look at dog okay boomer don't at me
because some of finna poop and you
should dead us eat yourself off a
building before those these clout
chasing snowflakes come at you bro they
about to leverage their assets to
increase their velocity and throughput
of these tweets and gifts they about a
full send if you like my buddy just I
feel like my soul just left it not gonna
lie but damn that thick chick slaps
hired well I'd low-key bought that bus
whoo dad ass better do victory royale
and snatch all of those weaves high key
hit up my DMS if you want to get turnt
up and catch some sick dad's at my party
tonight gonna hit some phat grass and
philosopher an all-nighter stay woke fam
yo yo but that's big facts though big
facts are period I don't even know if
I'm saying that word right periodic
periodic periodic table of elements
that's super lits sweet Stan fire a F
eat me into the Sun this song slaps is a
Bob dead ass say psych right now it's
hot girls summer [ __ ] mint we out here
finna get crunk
we about to spill the P on yo you gotta
be woke us [ __ ] mood no cap wig snatched
yes low key it's as if millions of
teenagers watching jacksepticeye
suddenly woke up and we're like finally
he speaking something that i can
understand i even out here speak in
english
barely all these times but i needed to i
need to be up-to-date I need to be
saying the stuff that everybody else is
saying if I'm not finna walk that I'm
dead ass in the water I was in class no
cap and I hit the wall cuz I was doing
tick tock and that my teacher got big
mad and was like you can't eat boy in my
class and I was like yeap okay boomer
sis you really want to know the
[ __ ] T you want to know the
most modern day sentence for real like
dead ass I'm shook the house wow what a
boomer can't relate period Oh God
do people actually talk like this all of
you gens ears all of you going to school
right now with your backpacks on and
your Hydra flasks and your [ __ ]
whatever shoes go into class do you do
your do you and your friends actually
talk like this or is it just text form
because I don't want to go all back in
my day but I feel like I feel like it's
so much stronger these days to talk in
slang terms we had certain slang words
like oh that's class like that's cool
would be in in Ireland you say that's
class or that's deadly buddy that was
deadly but I didn't have full sentences
where people had no idea what we were
saying what's trending on urban
dictionary training right now November
28th 2019 a Kia
a super sexy girl that is a mind Tingler
and sometimes self-centered as majority
of people take her site is a
down-to-earth girl what housepainter the
incognito term for a hit man I need a
house painter house painter my wife is
cheating on me with some turd and I want
to offer [ __ ] angular that's a great
word an adjective to describe a
situation that is complicated and messy
in multiple unpleasant and difficult
ways similar to [ __ ] oh that's
amazing this video is [ __ ] angular oh
here we go this is it chief 79 Gen Z
slang phrases you need to know please
teach me a whole meal if someone is
looking good they're a whole meal
they're not just a snack with the CC no
they're a whole last meal dead-ass a
clap back what a [ __ ] classic modern
phrase that's a classic modern a
response to being called out confronted
or insulted getting back at someone see
these ones I know these ones I can not
only if I don't know them I think I
could just figure them out but saying
like no cab I don't know what that means
am i stupid the expression no cab is
slang meaning no lie or for real often
used to emphasize someone is not
exaggerating about something hard to
believe why
Wow Oh God the drip ones respect the
drip Karen I think dead-ass might be one
of my favorite ones
dead-ass for real definitely seriously
or I agree the song is such a Bob dead
ass I don't know why it's just fun to
say I can see why it catches on god this
video really feels like old man yells at
cloud ahh go off sis dragon spill the
tea all right kids
dead-ass gonna have to leave it there no
cab and if you want to send all those
boomers cuz they don't respect the drip
then finish slap that like button to get
another pull on that jewel but I'm dead
asked about to go snatch some wig so I
may eat myself out here peace
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my god probably the most poisonous video
I've recorded