[MUSIC PLAYING]
[SODA CAN OPENING]
[SLURPING NOISES]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
VANESSA CARLTON: [SINGING] Making my way downtown walking
fast--
Hello?
[EVIL LAUGH] You're never going to get me.
What the?
[MUSIC PLAYING]
I think the Joker's up to something really bad.
I'm picking you guys up.
Where are you?
Come on, hurry up.
Hey you guys, it's Rachel, and basically--
I'm currently having a giveaway where
I'm giving away a MacBook Air.
And the only rule to enter is that you must be subscribed,
and the giveaway ends on August 12th.
Oh, this belongs to you.
Thank you.
Let's see what the Joker's up to.
You look so good.
Don't bug me right now.
Is that supposed to be a joke, because I'm a spider?
You literally wear a belt on your head so be quiet.
What are you doing?
Just watch.
Batman's going to come.
Do you think that works?
It's going to work, it's going to work.
Watch.
No way.
I told you.
You know, you have my number.
You don't need to use the bat signal.
It's more fun this way.
Oh, there he is.
Hey, hey.
So what's your story?
Why do you need a ride?
Can't you just fly?
I just had my cape dry cleaned, thank you very much.
Oh, that makes sense.
Of course, of course.
All right, guys, let's find this guy.
Oh, we're picking up--
We have to Harley first.
We have to get Harley.
Do we have to get Harley?
I mean, OK.
She's not-- Yeah, we do, we do.
Let's go.
She knows him the best.
She knows the Joker the best.
That's true, she knows him the best.
I don't even care what the Joker does,
he can date whoever he wants.
Yeah, this isn't about that.
It's not about that.
Here guys, squad goals, ready?
Oh, wait.
Can I do the same thing?
Squad goals.
[INAUDIBLE]
So what's the story with the Joker?
I have no idea.
He just called me, he didn't tell me.
It's possible he may be up to something.
Wasn't he just in jail though?
I bet they threw him back in Arkham Asylum.
Why am I in the carpool?
Why wouldn't I take the batmobile?
I have like 12 cars.
More like eleven.
Oh.
What are you trying to say?
Soulja boy, tell him.
We're superheroes remember?
We're trying to save the planet.
Touche.
Yeah, green.
Do you have any idea the price of gas right now?
I'm going to stay--
[POLICE SIREN]
Oh no, are you serious?
Are you even old enough to drive?
Oh come, man.
Oh my god.
Are you old enough to drive?
I knew this was going to happen.
Well if we had a real man operating the vehicle
this would not have happened.
Bro, do you want me to bring out the Kryptonite?
Yes.
You don't have Kryptonite.
Yeah I do.
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
That's really immature.
All right.
I'll close it.
I'm closing, I'm closing.
Relax.
So you mean to tell me if I put Kryptonite in a plastic bag--
Yeah?
--I won't be affected by it?
No, you won't be.
Obviously.
Did you not go to school?
Everyone knows that.
Did you not see those commercials?
You don't even need school.
You just need a TV.
Oh, I guess not all of us went to medical school.
All right, time for a selfie.
Let's do it.
There's always time for a selfie.
All right, that works, that works.
I always look so un-photogenic it's ridiculous.
I don't know why I always look like this?
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
I'm starving.
Let's go get something to eat.
No, no, no no, no.
We don't have time.
We have to catch the Joker.
Wait, I kind of want a milkshake though.
Oh my god, are you kidding me?
Please, Spiderman?
Please?
All right.
Fine, fine, fine, fine.
Let's go.
Yay.
Yeah let's go, homey.
How can I help you?
All right, what do you want?
Vanilla.
I want a vanilla one.
OK, so I'll have two vanilla milkshakes.
I want the biggest cheeseburger they
have with extra, extra fries.
I need the biggest cheeseburger you can provide.
This is all your fries, all your sandwiches.
Wait, stop.
Is that the guy the cop was telling us about?
Oh, yeah it is.
OK, well let's go get him.
Nah, the guy gave me a parking ticket.
I'm not getting him anything.
Spiderman, you're being petty.
Fine, let's go get him, boys.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Oh.
[LAUGHTER]
[PUNCHING SOUNDS]
This is funny to you?
Yes.
Get down there.
Hey, stay still.
Wait, is that the police station?
I think so.
Harley and Wonder, let's go.
We got this.
[LAUGHTER]
So, you like to terrorize old women, huh?
[LAUGHTER]
Wow, you really are superheroes.
[CAR STARTING]
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
Hello?
[INAUDIBLE]
Who is this?
[INAUDIBLE]
Where is he?
[INAUDIBLE]
Guys!
Guys, we've got to find the Joker.
He's up to something real bad.
Oh, no.
What is he doing?
OK, OK.
Oh my god, I can't see.
Stop!
You're never going to get me.
There's the Joker, I see him.
He's right there.
This is a trap.
This is definitely a trap.
This is not a trap.
Let's go.
Go, go, go , go.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
[LAUGHTER]
Hello, friends.
Joker, what are you up to?
As you can see, I've planted a bomb
on every tree in Gotham City.
And with one little push of this button--
That'll cut off the oxygen supply, you can't do that.
You monster!
What about the fish?
What?
What am I supposed to swing off?
OK, you can't do that.
Exactly.
[EVIL LAUGHTER]
And then when I'm done, I'm going
to go ahead and I'm going to--
We did it.
You're welcome.
VANESSA CARLTON: [SINGING] Making my way downtown--
Hello?
What's up, bro?
[INAUDIBLE]
A pool party?
Right now?
Yeah.
Yeah, we'll be there.
Bye, bye.
[EVIL LAUGHTER]