- This is a random subscriber and you just won $10,000,
but every single time Chris laughs in this video,
you lose 500.
- Dude.
- I'm sorry.
- Okay. You can leave.
Chris, don't laugh.
- I will.
- And we're gonna kick things off
with this monkey driving a car.
- Monkey driving car.
- It's funny.
- It is funny, laugh.
- That's not $500 funny.
- Our school just banned backpacks.
I don't know if this was serious or not.
- I saw this all over TikTok when this happened.
- Yeah, but apparently a school banned backpacks
and so people just using the weirdest things to carry
- Oh.
- Ruh roh.
- It was the fishing net.
Oh, I can't, I forgot this was a Try Not to Laugh.
- $500 gone.
- Hey Jimmy, you know what the best part is?
- What?
- It's not my money.
- Yey.
- But it is a random subscriber's money.
- I'm sorry guys.
- So we went bar hopping and somehow ended up here.
What?
- That's incredible.
- This isn't even funny, this is cool.
Wait, he's the dinosaur champion?
- Look's it's got gloves on.
Did you see it?
- Slow down, Nae Nae.
Oh, lord.
- Why?
- Somebody gone now. We need an ambulance.
- We need an ambulance.
- Come on now.
- No, we're keeping it going.
Stare at that screen.
- Let's go.
Automatic dog scratcher.
If you own one of those, give it to me.
- I want it.
- Molecule by molecule.
- Atom by atom.
- Yeah. You can't gimme a SpongeBob.
- The problem is you watch too much TikTok.
- That's problem number one.
- Give me a phone, I'm an uninstalling TikTok.
- No, don't do that I'll lose my drafts.
- What's the most random thing that triggers your dog?
- The McDonald's theme song.
- All right, five hundo gone.
- That's not fair, it's a dog.
Dogs don't count.
- I think it counts.
You wanna hold the money the subscriber lost?
By the way, you should subscribe.
Maybe Chris will care more about you
and allow you to win money.
- I probably won't.
- If your door is weathered and warn,
not only does it take away from your home's curb appeal,
it could be taking away from your family's safety
and security too.
- You know what, hey, hey.
You need both of these in, things are funnier...
Put both of them in.
You're not allowed to look away from the screen.
These are funny Tiktoks, I don't care what he says.
- You're kind of on Normy TikTok.
- You're telling me this is Normy TikTok.
That's what I thought, this is peak comedy.
You're clearly laughing.
- Mm mm.
- You are laughing.
- No, that's just a smile.
- I'm eating a cannoli today and it's great,
and I'm about to kill myself.
- Ah, I knew it.
Dude, everything's so much funnier
when you have both of ear buds on.
- I don't think that can go in.
- Oh, it's going in $8,500 for .
- Darn that cannoli.
They want it so bad.
- Oh, they're trying to get that french fry.
Oh wait, you laughed.
- That's...
- That was a laugh.
- I sneezed, that was a sneeze.
- Here's $500 to wipe your nose.
Don't wipe your nose on my money.
Oh wait, you laughed again.
- That doesn't count.
- Yes.
- Wait. Whoa, whoa.
Do you just hate our subscribers?
- I'm not the one laughing.
- I love this clip. I love this clip.
He opened that door like he pays bills.
- Excuse me, sir. Excuse me.
- Yo, he just ran on the wall.
- Imagine owning a hotel
and some guy just brings his monkey and it does this.
- This is why we have to have rules
because of people like you.
- Your man might have the Star Wars Lego at Death Star
but can he chug his sparkling water and not burp?
- What? No way.
There's just no way, that's impossible.
The human gut isn't made to do that.
- Oh my gosh. What do I do?
- Yes. We got a laugh out of it.
- What the frick was I supposed to do?
I didn't know he was gonna smack his head.
- 7,000 remain.
- Hey guys, I was today years old
when I learned how to flip a grilled cheese from my...
- Look at that.
- That's cool.
- I'm looking.
- That was a half laugh.
- No, that was not half laugh.
- That was a half, dude,
we did this so they would subscribe to come be in videos,
but if the subscriber walks away with $0
they're not gonna subscribe.
- Guys, please subscribe.
I'll try to stop laughing, I promise.
Is that a turtle?
- You're in the bike lane.
- Ah, that was so funny.
No way.
Nadeshot, buddy.
- Nadeshot.
- I got Nadeshot's number,
I'm gonna have to text him right now
and remind him this exists.
All right, I went on Jimmy Kimmel
and they told me he was gonna shake my hand.
And my greatest fear was he was gonna like try to dab me up
or do anything else.
I literally walked on stage like this,
so he knew what we were doing.
I walked up to him.
I'm just like, "Hi, my name's Jimothy."
Oh my gosh, I missed this game.
- Nice play. Nice.
- It worked.
- It didn't work.
- It worked to.
It didn't, there's still the outer ring,
it worked so well.
- It did actually, the next person's screwed who does that.
- Dude, I wanna play that game so...
Can we go play after this?
- I'll challenge you.
- Deal.
I don't know what's going on, but it's freaking hilarious.
- The guys snoring and they're...
- Oh, they're rowing to the snore?
- Yeah, they're...
- That's funny.
- She made fun of me for getting Capri Suns
and then she drank eight of my Capri Suns.
- Facts.
- You're in your twenties,
and you're arguing over Capri Suns, dude.
- Mom. Either you ground her or I fight her.
So there's two options...
- They are only two options.
- Square up.
- He's not, my husband is not going out like that.
- It's his party.
- It's a family party.
- Oh, not only did he laugh
but when he bent over, he kissed my hand.
- That was my nose.
- You laughed and you kissed my hand.
- It was my nose.
- That was the...
- My nose.
- I don't even care if you laugh,
I'm removing $500 for the...
- That was a half, removed the other 250 that was a...
- It's a full laugh.
- I breathed out my...
I protest that.
- I didn't ask to have my hand kissed.
- It was my nose.
- Well nose bye this money.
I couldn't make it funny, I tried.
- It's not always about the money Spiderman.
- It's about the Mets baby, the Mets.
Hit a home run, let's go baby.
Love the Mets.
- Box of trash.
- Oh.
- Gnarly.
- You gotta go back inside after that.
- All right, Hank.
- Yes. Let's go.
- I'll fight your brat.
Come on, Bobby Boy.
- I don't know you, well...
♪ Happy birthday... ♪
- Oh, they're gonna smack his face.
- Nah, I hate when they do that.
♪ Happy birthday... ♪
Oh, yo.
- I gotta tell you, Tucker, I love you, bud.
You do that? You ain't getting a sixth birthday.
- Tucker, if you do that when you're older,
I'll give you 10 grand.
I don't care if you do it 10 years from now, remember this.
- Okay, Tucker, nevermind. Do it.
- Trate's ready to put 2018
in the rear view mirror and say hello to 2019.
We also saw this dog with a...
- It's the end of the year,
everyone's celebrating and party.
"Oh, by the way, this dog has a banana."
- I just, there's nothing better
than that dog with a banana.
You just can't convince...
- The dog was happy.
- That's news right there.
- Why are there so many banana clips?
- Whoever put this together is a big banana fan.
- Oh my God.
Wait, yo, is this how I'm supposed to play Pinky?
- Yeah.
- Right now I just pet Pinky.
I don't ever have battles to the death with my dog.
- On the top of a skyscraper.
- I know.
- Yo dog, you good?
Turn that front upside down.
- Ah, dang.
I thought we'd get a laugh in the last clip.
- No, but it was close.
- Which means our random subscriber has won $6,250.
- Whoops.
- I'll let you tell him.
Come on in.
So, how much money do you think is in here?
- I want to say 9,000.
- Ooh, that would be nice.
- He must think Chris cares about him.
- I do care about you, but the clips were funny.
So it's only $6,250.
Well enjoy your 6250.
Thank you, man.