WELCOME.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR JOINING
US.
JOY, HOW NICE TO HEAR YOUR VOICE
AND SEE YOU WITHOUT AN APPENDAGE
HOOKED TO YOUR FACE.
RIGHT, YEAH.
SHE HAS BEEN LIKE AT HER
PHONE ALL DAY.
TELL THEM WHY.
OKAY.
SO OUR YOUNGEST, MY BABY, GOT
HER DRIVER'S LICENSE TODAY.
I ACTUALLY DO HAVE -- THERE'S AN
APP, AND IT SHOWS WHERE SHE IS.
YES, BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT
DISTURBING WITH TEXTS AND THINGS
BECAUSE SHE'S A NEW DRIVER.
YOU DON'T DO THAT.
NOR AM I -- WHAT WERE WE
TALKING ABOUT?
SHE'S STILL WITH HER CHILD.
OH, THE APP.
SO I'M NOT GOING TO LIKE OBSESS
OVER THE APP.
I DON'T WATCH LIKE EVERY MOVE
SHE MAKES.
COME ON.
I'M GOOD.
THANKS.
LICENSE AND DOING ALL OF THIS.
EXCEEDING THE SPEED LIMIT
SLIGHTLY.
UH-OH.
PARKING DOWN PAT WITH --
OH, THE PARKING THING?
YEAH, SO LAST NIGHT HER FRIEND
CAME OVER, AND THEY PUT BIG
TRASH BINS OUT ON THE STREET.
THERE'S A STREET WE LIVE ON,
THERE'S A COUPLE OF SPACES WHERE
THERE'S NO HOUSES.
SO THERE'S A NICE, LONG STRETCH,
SO THEY PUT A COUPLE TRASH BINS
OUT.
THEY WERE PRACTICING PARALLEL
PARKING, AND I HAD TO TEXT THE
NEIGHBORS AT ONE POINT AND SAY,
IT'S OKAY.
IT'S MY KID AND HER FRIEND, BUT
I COULD HEAR THEM LAUGHING AND
TRASH BINS WOULD BE IN THE NEXT
NEIGHBORHOOD BY NOW.
KIND OF WINDY OUT THERE.
WHAT?
YOU OKAY?
I'M GOOD.
DO YOU WANT ME TO HANDLE THIS.
THANK YOU FOR ASKING.
SHE'S EXCEEDING THE SPEED LIMIT
SLIGHTLY AND I'M CONCERNED.
EIGHT YOU'RE GREAT AND NINE
YOU'RE MINE.
THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY.
I WOULD TEXT HER EXCEPT SHE'S
DRIVING.
YOU WANT TO PUT THAT DOWN?
COME ON, PUT IT DOWN.
CAN YOU PUT IT IN YOUR
POCKET.
YES.
I MAY NEED IT.
MAMA BEAR, I'M JUST -- IT'S
OKAY.
I'M GOOD REALLY.
I'M FINE.
I'M JUST FINE, AND SO IS SHE.
I CAN CHANGE THE SUBJECT REAL
QUICK.
NATIONAL CEREAL DAY WAS LIKE
LAST WEEK OR SOMETHING, OKAY?
WE KIND OF MISSED IT, BUT WE
DECIDED TO JOIN IN THE FUN A
LITTLE BIT LATE, PRIMARILY
BECAUSE I FOUND SOME OF THE
CEREAL WE'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT
ON THE SHOW.
MAPLE BACON DOUGHNUT.
YES.
WE HAVE BOWLS, AND WE ALWAYS SAY
WE'LL TRY THEM.
NOW WE'RE GOING TO.
NOW WE'RE GOING TO TRY THEM.
WHICH ONE FIRST?
THE CHICKEN AND WAFFLES.
THAT'S WHAT I'M GOING FOR.
CHICKEN AND WAFFLES IT IS.
I GOT A LITTLE MILK FOR BOTH OF
US.
YOU CAN POUR ME A LITTLE BOWL AS
WELL.
JUST A SLIGHT BIT, BECAUSE I'M
SURE THE CREW IS GOING TO WANT
TO DIVE RIGHT INTO THIS.
THEY PROBABLY WILL.
YOU CAN POUR ALL THE MILK YOU
WANT IN IT, BUT I TOLD YOU TIME
AND TIME AGAIN.
I THINK YOU SHOULD EAT A
LITTLE FIRST BEFORE YOU PUT THE
MILK IN IT.
THAT'S WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
NOTHING LIKE A DELICIOUS BOWL OF
POULTRY, HUH?
THAT'S PRETTY GOOD BY ITSELF.
IT REALLY IS NOT BAD.
DO YOU EVEN WANT MILK?
YOU DO NOW.
YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE.
SO THIS IS THE CHICKEN AND
WAFFLES.
I DEFINITELY TASTE THE WAFFLE.
UH-HUH.
I TASTE THE WAFFLE MORE THAN THE
CHICKEN.
I'M NOT SURE I'M PICKING UP
ANY -- OH, LOOK, IT'S GOT LITTLE
CHICKEN WINGS IN IT, TOM.
DID YOU SEE THAT?
ISN'T THAT CUTE?
I'M NOT PICKING UP A CHICKEN
THING GOING ON HERE.
IT WOULD NICE IF IT HAD IT
HAPPENING.
DID I HEAR MY PHONE BUZZ?
NO.
YOU'RE SURE.
NO.
THAT WAS MY PACEMAKER.
I'M POSITIVE.
I'M PACING MYSELF.
I JUST FELT A LITTLE BIT OF A
CHICKEN TASTE, BUT MOSTLY IT
TAKES LIKE WAFFLE.
RIGHT NOW YOU HAVE MAPLE BACON
DOUGHNUT.
MAPLE BACON.
I HOPE I CAN TASTE THE BACON.
A LITTLE QUIRK HAPPENING IN THIS
ONE.
TRY IT AGAIN.
BACON.
WELL IT'S SMOKY FLAVOR IN THE
ROUND PIECES.
DID YOU TASTE THAT?
YEAH.
A LITTLE BIT.
I'M NOT GETTING OH, BACON FLAVOR
IN THERE.
NO.
THERE'S A DISTINCT SMOKINESS
GOING ON THERE.
THERE IS.
THAT SURPRISES ME.
I FIGURED THE OTHER ONE HAD MORE
OF AN UNUSUAL THING GOING ON,
BUT I THINK THIS MIGHT BE THE
ONE.
OH, WOW.
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
IT'S DEFINITELY GOT A SMOKY
FLAVOR TO IT.
IT'S STILL NOT GOING TO BEAT
CHEERIOS FOR ME, BUT OKAY.
IT'S NOT GOING TO BEAT
CHEERIOS, BUT IN A WAY IT'S NOT
BAD.
I GIVE THEM A THUMBS UP.
THEY'RE NOT BAD.
THEY'RE UNUSUAL.
JUST IN CASE, MAMA BEAR.
BE CAREFUL, A.J.
KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD.
IT'S WINDY, HONEY, IT'S WINDZY.
I HOPE SHE'S NOT WATCHING YOU
THIS IS FROM JANET PARKER.
SHE'S OVER THERE IN THE KITCHEN
WITH ST. PADDY'S DAY DOUGHNUTS.
BEFORE WE GET TO IT, WE SHOW YOU
WHAT'S ON THE RADAR RIGHT AFTER
I CHECK THE PHONE.
OKAY.
IT'S OKAY.
I HAVE SOMETHING TO SHOW YOU.
THERE IS A KID -- I DON'T KNOW
IF YOU'VE SEEN THIS.
SOME PEOPLE HAVE IN DAYTON,
OHIO, PRETTY INCREDIBLE.
HIS LAST NAME IS MAN NUS, AND TO
SAY HE'S A MUSICAL PRODIGY IS A
BIG UNDERSTATEMENT.
THIS KID NOT ONLY CAUGHT HIMSELF
TO PLAY PIANO BY EAR, HE IS
BLIND.
OKAY?
CHECK OUT HIS RENDITION OF
BOH
"BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY."
TODAY I PLAY YOU "BOHEMIAN
RHAPSODY" AND IT GOES LIKE THIS.
READY?
[ MUSIC ]
♪ LOOK UP TO THE SKIES AND SEE ♪
♪ I'M JUST A POOR BOY ♪
♪ I NEED NO SYMPATHY ♪
♪ BECAUSE I'M EASY COME EASY
GO ♪
♪ LITTLE HIGH ♪
♪ LITTLE LOW ♪
♪ TO ME ♪
HAVE YOU EVER IN YOUR LIFE?
HE'S EVEN CROSSING.
OH.
HE'S CROSSING.
ISN'T THAT UNBELIEVABLE?
THAT IS SOMETHING.
OKAY.
AND HE'S HOW OLD?
HE'S 6 YEARS OLD.
6 YEARS OLD?
AVITT RAY MANUS.
HE PICKED UP TWINKLE TWINKLE
LITTLE STAR AT 11 MONTHS OLD.
THAT'S WHEN SHE FIGURED PIANO
LESSONS ARE IN ORDER.
HE'S TAKEN A COUPLE OF LESSONS,
BUT HE WAS PICKING THE STUFF UP
BEFORE HE WAS A YEAR OLD.
HE ALSO LOVES TO SING ADELE'S
TUNES AND "HAPPY TOGETHER" BY
THE TURTLES, AND THERE'S A
VERIED YO ONLINE OF THAT.
CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT?
HE HAS A CONDITION OPTIC NERVE
FIBER ROWPLASIA.
HE HAS VISION IN ONE EYE BUT
JUST ONE.
HE WALKS WITH A CANE AND READS
BRAILLE, AND HE'S 6.
I'VE GOT TO PUT THIS OVER
HERE.
THIS THING KEEPS GOING OFF.
I'M JUST GOING TO SET IT OVER
WHILE SHE'S DOING THAT --
I THINK WE'RE GOOD.
SHE TEXTED ME AND ASKED ME IF
SHE COULD HAVE A RAT.
TELL HER TO KEEP HER MIND ON
THE ROAD.
I TOLD HER THAT YOU WOULD
KEEP IT AT YOUR HOUSE.
SHE'S THRILLED.
SHE'S SUPER EXCITED, YEAH.
OKAY.
STUFF LIKE CHICKEN SCENT
VALENTINES AND FIRE LOGS FROM
KFC AND JIMMY DEAN SAUSAGE
SMELLING WRAPPING PAPER.
NOW, DELL TACO THREW IT'S HAT IN
THE RING WITH FRENCH FRY-SCENTED
SOAP.
GOING BY THE NAME OF -- I'LL TRY
TO DO THIS IN MY VERY BREAST --
WITH FRENCH FRY AROMA.
SO YOU WON'T FEEL LIKE YOU'RE
EMBALMED IN THE SMELL, ALL
RIGHT?
THERE ARE ONLY A LIMITED AMOUNT
OF FRENCH FRY BARS AVAILABLE.
THE COST IS $3.95 PER BAR PLUS
SHIPPING HANDLING, AND THEY
STARTED TO SELL THEM YESTERDAY
BUT I WOULDN'T WAIT LONG TO
ORDER A BAR IF YOU'RE SO MOVED.
I'M NOT SURE IF YOU NEED TO ADD
SALT.
ALL RIGHT.
SO I'M TRYING TO REMEMBER IF I'M
BEEN TO A DELL TACO.
THEY'RE MOSTLY WEST.
I THINK THE CLOSEST TO US ARE IN
OKLAHOMA.
WHY DIDN'T I DO A TACO THING?
LIKE NACHOS OR SOMETHING?
WHY FRENCH FRIES?
I EXPLAINED THAT.
IT'S A MARKETING GIMMICK FOR
THAT NEW FABS BOX, WHICH HAS
FRENCH FRIES IN IT.
YOU SAID THAT.
I'M SORRY.
I'M DRIS TRACTED.
MAYBE YOU DID SAY THAT.
I THINK IT'S WEIRD, THOUGH, THAT
WHAT AM I MORE WORRIED ABOUT?
WHAT IS THE BIGGEST PICTURE?
WHO IS THAT MEANT FOR?
DO WOMEN SMELL LIKE FRENCH FRIES
SO MEN WANT TO TAKE YOU OUT TO
DINNER.
?
I DON'T KNOW.
DO GUYS JUST LIKE FRENCH FRIES
AND WANT TO SMELL LIKE THAT?
I DON'T KNOW.
CAN YOU BUY THEM, OR ARE THEY --
SURPRISE ME BECAUSE IT STARTED
YESTERDAY.
LOOK ON EBAY.
YEAH.
PROBABLY IF YOU DON'T FIND IT
AT THE WEB STORE, SOMEBODY WILL
HAVE IT ON EBAY.
OTHERWISE JUST GO TO HAVE A
COUPLE FRIES.
THAT'S THE SIMPLE WAY TO DO
IT.
JUST --
PROBABLY CHEAPER, TOO.
CARRY FRIES IN YOUR POCKETS.
COULD DO THAT.
SPEAKING OF BREAKFAST, ANOTHER
UNUSUAL FOOD PRODUCT FOR YOU.
REMEMBER WE HAD PANCAKES ON THE
SHOW AND COOKED WAFFLES AND WE
AGREED MAPLE SYRUP IS THE GOLD
STANDARD.
I LOVE FLAVORED SYRUPS, TOO, BUT
MAPLE SYRUP IS ALL THAT.
THE PROBLEM WITH IT IS THAT
SOMETIMES ESPECIALLY WITH KIDS
YOU POUR TOO MUCH.
NOW YOU HAVE EXTRA SYRUP AND
YOU'RE OUT OF PANCAKES AND DON'T
KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT.
A COUPLE CALLED COONS FAMILY
FARMS HAS A SOLUTION.
ORGANIC GRADE A SPRAY-ON MAPLE
SYRUP.
NOW WE'RE TALKING.
THIS SEEMS SO WRONG.
NO, NO.
IT SEEMS LIKE I SHOULD STOP
HERE, BUT HEAR ME OUT, OKAY?
THEY CALL THIS CAN THE MAPLE
STREAM.
IT'S REALLY MORE OF A STREAM
THAN A SPRAY.
IT'S AN EFFORT TO REDUCE FOOD
WASTE.
I THINK IT'S KIND OF NEAT.
THE SPRAY CAN HAS THE PRECISION
OF A SURGEON, WHICH IS MUCH OF
THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE WHEN IT
COMES TO YOUR BREAKFAST, OKAY?
IT'S AIR-TIGHT AND KEEPS THE
THE PRECISION AND ACCURACY OF
A SURGEON.
SEE, USUALLY WHAT I GO IS
LIKE THIS AND IT RUNS ALL OVER
THE PANCAKES AND I'M HAPPY AS A
CLAM.
THAT'S OKAY.
FIND STUFF TO DIP IN THERE.
DIP YOUR BACON IN THERE, YOU
KNOW?
YOU HAVE TO BE CERTAIN AND
JUST TAKE YOUR TIME.
DON'T LOAD YOUR PLATE SO YOU'RE
HAVING SOME PANCAKES WITH YOUR
SYRUP.
DEPENDING ON HOW MUCH YOU WANT
AND HOW MUCH KRUFRJ YOU CRUNCH YOU
WANT.
IS SPRAY MILK NEXT?
THERE'S SPRAY BUTTER.
I'VE SEEN SPRAY OLIVE OIL AND
ALL THOSE THINGS.
PUT THAT BEHIND YOUR EAR AND SEE
WHAT HAPPENS.
BUGS EVERYWHERE.
WE'LL SEE WHAT'S NEW AT KRISPY
KREME DOUGHNUTS.