- This is our very first family challenge.
So this week I was watching a video
from Studio C called Dad Jokes.
It reminded me of a video I saw
on the AB Family's channel about a dad joke challenge.
So today we're going to the dad joke challenge.
(laughter)
This is how it's gonna work.
There is Claire vs. Carson.
- You do not know how to spell my name.
- I mean I wanna touch inside.
- Good job, Claire vs Carson. - Now can I?
Okay, everybody take your drink of water.
- Carson get your drink of water.
- [Woman] Put the water in your mouth.
- Fill it nice and full.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
(baby laughter)
- She liked it.
(laughter)
- You scared me, I thought that was...
- Whoa Dad.
- I thought I started off with the easy jokes, or what?
- Joke number two.
By the way I'm getting these off
niceonedad.com so it's whatever's coming up.
I shouldn't have had that seafood, I'm feeling a bit eel.
(moaning)
- Good job, I thought that was funny.
(squeal)
What do you call a fake noodle?
An im-pasta.
(moaning)
- [Woman] Do you have any dad jokes for toddlers?
(laughter)
- I think these jokes are a little too advanced.
This is one I made up.
What's a cow's favorite Disney princess?
Moo-lan.
(moaning)
- That's a good one.
(Laughter)
What's funny?
- (inaudible)
- It's Juney!
- You keep laughing at June? June!
- [June] I didn't, I didn't June's sitting in dad's seat
- June's way funnier than me.
Claire's losing 2 to 0.
Round 3, so far I haven't made these kids laugh 0
June has made Claire laugh twice.
(laughs)
What's so funny?
I didn't
(laughter)
- You know when you still think about it, it's so funny.
(laughter)
- [June] Some good self-control.
It's like he doesn't think it's funny at all.
I realize these jokes are a little too old for these kids.
Goober schnicker snack.
(Laughs)
Okay so far I've not been able to get Carson a single time.
Hey Cars, I will do whatever it takes
I want to get you dang it.
Cars, whoo!
(Laughter)
- Ah!
- Oh my gosh! (Laughs)
- Carson, pfff!
(Laughs)
- I don't know you're funny so
- Alright, we're going to get Carson's favorite book
called The Book with No Pictures.
He always laughs at this book.
You're gonna laugh at this one.
(Laughter)
The Book with No Pictures.
This is a book with no pictures.
It might seem like no fun to have someone
read you a book with no pictures.
It probably seems boring and serious.
Except
here's how books work.
Everything the words say,
the person reading the book has to say.
No matter what.
So that means even if the words say
Blork.
(Laughter)
Wait what?
That doesn't even mean anything.
Bluurf.
(Laughter)
It dripped
He tried so hard.
It dripped a little bit, almost done.
Can I stop reading please?
- Mm-mmm.
- No.
- No?
I make silly sounds like
oh no.
Oh no.
Here comes (inaudible)
(Laughter)
Alright Cars,
I give up dude.
Claire's turn.
(Laughter)
- Carson, boo boo head.
- Alright, Cars, something has got to make you laugh.
Come on, laugh laugh.
Blooo!
Ahh!
Whoo!
(Laughter)
- June, that's funny! (Laughs)
(baby squealing)
Doo doo doo!
Doo doo oooh!
Whoo!
- Yeah!
(Cheering)
I think it's safe to say Carson
Carson wins that one.
- Mm-hmm.
- Nice job buddy.
- [June] Nice.
- Alright, we'll see you all next week.
Thanks so much for watching.
We're hoping our big Disney princess video
will be done next week.
We need another week to edit
so we'll see you next week.
Everyone say bye!
- Bye!
- Bye-bye!