During the Clone Wars, Obi-Wan Kenobi and his apprentice, Anakin Skywalker were sent
on some of the most dangerous and important missions for the Republic because of their
massive skill and experience.
One of these missions though, was much, much weirder than the rest.
While on a distant, damp world in the Outer Rim, one malfunctioning B-1 Battle droid trolled
Obi-Wan and Anakin, leading them into a endless line of deadly creatures and savage monsters.
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The story begins on a damp, foggy world in the Outer Rim, where Anakin and his master
have been deployed without their Clone Troopers, to provide crucial intelligence on a recent
sighting of a battle droid ship.
The two Jedi have been tirelessly searching for the droid ship for hours, but are having
no luck in finding it.
Anakin is of course very frustrated at this, and hinting to his master that he would like
to get off this barren planet as soon as possible, and report to the council that their mission
did not find any droid activity.
Before he can voice his concerns any further however, Obi-Wan calls to Anakin, asking him
to turn around as he has spotted something very unusual.
Anakin is extremely confused at first, but when he turns around, he sees a lone B-1 Battle
droid sprinting through the damp mud, to some unknown location.
Obi-Wan is very cautious about this battle droid, warning Anakin that it could be a trap,
and to make sure that he is on his guard at all times.
As the B-1 unit sprints directly past Obi-Wan and Anakin, they are left incredibly confused
and believe that the droid is about to pull some sort of trick on them.
This leads them to both ignite their blue lightsabers in a panic, but much to their
surprise, the droid just continues running through the Mud, going… somewhere.
Anakin then says “that’s very odd”, as the droid runs faster and faster away,
but moments later the droid just keeps running without a care in the world.
And let me know down below what you think this running B-1 Battle droid should be called,
since he unfortunately is never given one in the story.
After this happens, Anakin turns to his master and tells him “I think they have something
to do with it”.
Before Obi-Wan turns to see a pack of savage, green creatures with giant claws and massive
teeth.
The two know they have absolutely no chance of shredding through the horde with their
lightsabers, or outrunning them, so they do the only thing possible.
They climb one of the nearby bare trees, hoping that the creatures will lose interest.
After waiting on top of the tree for quite some time, Anakin and Obi-Wan breathe a sigh
of relief, as they think they are in the clear, and that the creatures have completely lost
interesting the two.
Unfortunately, they are completely wrong about this…
Moments later, one single, green creature slowly begins crawling towards the trunk of
the tree, and starts to detect the scent of two humans high above him.
As the creature looks up and sees Anakin and Obi-Wan up there, he immediately alerts all
his savage brothers, causing them to storm towards the street and try to claw the two
Jedi down.
Anakin and Obi-Wan are initially very calm about the situation, but after realizing that
there are simply too many to fight off, they start to panic, causing them to scream, before
jumping off of the trunk and racing away from the area.
The savage green creatures continue chasing them, forcing the two to cross a very wobbly,
and incredibly uneven log, above a massive drop.
Both of them eventually are able to weave their way over the trunk, through the tiny
branches sticking out, before Anakin slices the log behind them, hopefully stopping all
of the creatures from reaching them.
One of the bigger green creatures actually does attempt to snatch anakin away and probably
shred his flesh from his bones, but the savage beast’s weight is just too much for the
log, causing him to collapse down into the ravine, leading to instant death.
As the two make it to the other side of the ravine, Anakin begins to be his usual self,
bragging to his master, saying “that stopped ‘em!
Not too bad, eh master?”
“looks how scared they are!”...
But he gets not response from Obi-Wan.
Instead, Obi-Wan has much bigger problems on his hands, this time with a massive blue,
dragon-like creature calmly resting nearby their location.
Anakin then confidently proclaims to his master “I don’t hink it’s notices us”, but
Obi-Wan tells him that the creature has a three meter eybal staring right at them…
It has definitely notices.
Anakin hilarious responds to his master rby saying “you’ve got to think more positively,
but before Obi-Wan can think of a comeback, they are snatched away from the blue behemoth,
right into the claws of a deadly bird.
Obi-Wan is absolutely terrified at this and the pair fly directly over the mouth of the
huge blue creature, but Anakin manages to make a joke out of the situation, saying “see
masters, good fortune is on our side”, much to the annoyance of his master.
Obi-Wan then replies to this by saying “Anakin I wouldn’t call being stolen from one creature’s
dinner just to be earthen another *good fortune*”.
Anakin brushes this off and just wants to enjoy the flight, but once again, moments
after, they are again dangled above the massive jaws and sharp teeth of another savage beast,
this one, yellow.
This time however, the beast is successful in capturing some dinner, brutally biting
into the flesh of the giant blue bird, and thankfully tossing Anakin and obi-Wan into
the water below, instead of it’s mouth.
Anakin again tries to joke around with his master, telling him “LIke I said -- good
fortune”, but Obi-Wan can’t laugh at this, as he quickly notices something touching his
leg below the water.
In an instant, Obi-Wan’s head is pulled deep below the water, scaring Anakin and leading
him to dive down to save his master.
Anakin manages to put his breather in and zoom down towards the tentacled monster that
is pulling obi-wan down, but he’s unable to sever it before Obi-Wan makes contact with
it’s claws.
Luckily, Obi-Wan uses the force to reinforce his arms, and hold the claw open, giving Anakin
the chance to slice right through the tentacle, releasing him from it’s grip.
Following this, the two are able to make it to the surface and breathe a sigh of relief.
They have faced yet another massive, brute creature and come out on top.
Let me know in the comments down below what you think Obi-Wan and Anakin’s greatest
mission was during the Clone Wars?
There are definitely a few time’s where they’ve just barely escaped with their lives.
But unfortunately for them, they are not done yet.
Anakin notices yet another creature trying to kill them, and this time, Obi-Wan volunteers
to step in and take this one down.
Obi-Wan spots the massive crab ahead of him, and without a doubt in his mind, steps up
to it and savagely crushes it to a flat orange goo.
You honestly can’t even blame Obi-Wan at this point, as they had just faced unending
waves of creatures trying to kill them, and were pushed to their absolute limits.
Following this, the two Jedi are absolutely exhausted from all the horrific creatures
that they had just faced, leading them to sit down on some nearby rocks to rest.
Anakin then exclaims “I think that’s enough excitement for one day.”, and Obi-Wan agrees.
As the two are resting however, they spot something that sends chills through their
bones and sends the memories of all the previous creatures rushing back through their minds.
The same B-1 battle droid from earlier again manages to find Anakin and Obi-Wan, encouraging
them to run forward.
This obviously terrifies Obi-Wan and Anakin, leading them to think that everywhere this
battle droid goes, there is trouble.
Surely this Unit is malfunctioning.
And considering this B-1 Battle droid just happened to show up at Anakin and Obi Wan’s
location at the exact same time they were resting, and didn’t run in a different direction…
who KNows maybe this droid was trolling them intentionally and trying to lure them into
the jaws of the deadly beasts…
We’ve seen B-1 units like Mr. Bones do far, far worse
We can only imagine what foul creatures Obi-Wan and Anakin will face as they continue to be
trolled by this battle droid, and led into more and more danger.
The awesome thing is that in the end, the B-1 Battle droid did technically save their
lives, despite sending them on a pretty wild goose chase, and having them be chased by
wild beasts.
So, if you liked this B-1 unit, leave a comment down below that says “thank mr. run droid”.
I’d honestly love to see more from him!
So that is the B-1 Battle droid that accidentally trolled Anakin and Obi-Wan Kenobi, leading
them to be hunted by many savage and brutal creatures, native to a remote, damp world.
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