- CONGRATULATIONS. - THANK YOU.
- NOW, SO YOU HID IT FOR A WHILE.
I MEAN, YOU GOT AWAY WITH IT FOR A LONG TIME.
- I DID.
WE ACTUALLY WERE ABLE TO HIDE IT FOR--
FOR A VERY LONG TIME.
I MEAN, IT'S AMAZING.
- SO WE DON'T KNOW--
YOU'RE NOT SAYING WHEN IT'S DUE
OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
- SOMETIME THIS YEAR, I PROMISE YOU.
- OKAY. - IT WILL BE THIS YEAR.
- OKAY, AND ITS--
YOU'RE NOT SAYING IF IT'S A BOY OR GIRL.
- NO.
- DO YOU HAVE A NAME PICKED OUT?
- YES. - OKAY.
I'M GONNA GUESS WHAT IT IS--
BY THE END OF THE SEGMENT,
I'M GONNA GUESS WHAT IT IS.
- OKAY.
- BOTH I'M GONNA GUESS THE GENDER AND THE NAME.
- OKAY. - OKAY.
- GREAT. - ARE YOU HAVING CRAVINGS?
- YES. I MEAN, I'M VERY STEREOTYPICAL.
I EAT SAUERKRAUT ALL DAY LONG.
HERE'S THE TRUTH--
- BECAUSE YOU'RE FROM UKRAINE, RIGHT?
- [laughing] I GUESS SO.
THIS IS THE WORST CRAVING TO HAVE
BECAUSE SAUERKRAUT SMELLS,
AND SO EVERY TIME YOU OPEN UP THE JAR,
IT JUST REEKS IN THE WHOLE KITCHEN.
IT'S NOT LIKE ICE CREAM
WHERE EVERYTHING SMELLS LOVELY AND FLORAL.
- WELL, BROCCOLI WOULD BE BAD TOO.
BUT SO DO YOU CRAVE PICKLES OR JUST SAUERKRAUT?
- BOTH.
- DO YOU WANT SOME?
- YES.
- MATT, MY PICKLE AND SAUERKRAUT MAN
WILL COME BACK,
'CAUSE HE NEEDS TO GO BACK TO THE AUDIENCE ANYWAY, SO...
[cheers and applause]
- THESE ARE GREAT.
- YEAH, TAKE THAT.
- OH. [laughs]
- JUST A BOWL OF SAUERKRAUT.
- LOOK AT THIS.
IS THIS BUBBIES SAUERKRAUT?
- HERE. I'LL GET THAT NAPKIN FOR YOU.
THANK YOU, MATT.
- IT'S BUBBIES SAUERKRAUT.
I'VE GONE THROUGH ALL OF THEM.
- OH, YOU KNOW--
YOU KNOW YOUR SAUERKRAUT.
AND YOU JUST EAT IT RAW LIKE THAT?
- YEAH.
- WOW.
- IS THAT WEIRD?
- NO, I-- - HOW DO YOU EAT YOURS?
- I DON'T, REALLY.
- IT SMELLS SO BAD.
- YEAH, NOW THAT--
- THESE ARE GREAT PICKLES.
- YEAH.
SO THAT'S MAINLY WHAT YOU'RE CRAVING,
IS THOSE THINGS?
- YEAH, SO VINEGAR-BASED FOOD I GUESS IS WHAT I'M CRAVING.
- MM-HMM. - YEAH.
- AND SO THAT TO ME IS LEANING BOY.
- INTERESTING. - YEAH.
THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA GUESS RIGHT NOW.
I'M GONNA PICK YOUR BRAIN SOME MORE.
- OKAY.
- AND IS ASHTON HELPING WITH--
LIKE, IF YOU WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT,
WILL HE BRING YOU SAUERKRAUT OR--
- OKAY, WELL, I'LL TELL YOU A FUNNY STORY.
YES, BUT HE KIND OF PREEMPTED THIS,
HE ASSUMED THAT I WAS GONNA HAVE GOOFY CRAVINGS,
SO HE STOCKED OUR SECONDARY FRIDGE WITH WEIRD FOOD.
JUST--LIKE, PICKLES AND SAUERKRAUTS
AND, LIKE, ANCHOVIES AND ICE CREAMS,
JUST IN CASE AT ONE POINT DURING THIS PREGNANCY,
I'D BE LIKE, I REALLY WANT SOMETHING.
AND IT HAPPENED.
LAST WEEK, I WAS LIKE,
OH, MY GOD, I NEED A PICKLE.
LIKE, IT WAS JUST THE WEIRDEST THING,
LIKE, I NEEDED THIS PICKLE.
AND HE WAS LIKE, "HOLD ON A SECOND,"
AND, LIKE, DISAPPEARED IN THE BACKYARD
AND CAME BACK WITH, LIKE, THE MOST AMAZING DILL PICKLE
OF ALL TIME.
- IN THE BACK-- IN THE BACKYARD?
- YEAH, WE HAVE, LIKE, A SECONDARY FRIDGE.
YOU KNOW, LIKE, THE BARBECUE FRIDGE.
[laughing] NO?
- YOU HAVE, LIKE, A SOFA ON THE PORCH TOO?
WHAT DO YOU--
- [laughing] WITH, LIKE, A ROCKING CHAIR.
- LIKE, A BACK OF A CAR SEAT ON THE FRONT LAWN OR SOMETHING.
- IS THAT WEIRD?
- NO, NO, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
THAT'S VERY SWEET OF HIM.
I HEARD HE'S ALSO LEARNING RUSSIAN
BECAUSE YOU SPEAK RUSSIAN.
SO HE'S LEARNING RUSSIAN SO HE CAN SPEAK
TO THE BABY IN RUSSIAN?
- YEAH, HE'S BEEN TAKING CLASSES
FOR PROBABLY, LIKE, SIX MONTHS NOW.
YEAH, HE DOES IT TWICE A WEEK.
A WOMAN COMES TO THE HOUSE AND GIVES HIM LESSONS.
- THAT'S REALLY SWEET.
- YEAH, IT'S REALLY, REALLY GREAT.
- THAT'S EXTRA SWEET.
- NOW, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING LABOR?
ARE YOU GOING ALL NATURAL?
ARE YOU GONNA DO--
- I AM. - REALLY?
- YEAH.
- ARE YOU GONNA DO IT AT HOME?
- WE THOUGHT ABOUT IT.
WE WATCHED A COUPLE DOCUMENTARIES,
AND WE LOOKED INTO, LIKE, THE MIDWIFE ASPECT OF IT
AND THINGS,
AND SPOKE TO MY OB/GYN,
AND REALIZED THAT THE HOSPITAL
THAT I'M GONNA BE LABORING IN DOES A MIDWIFE,
YOU KNOW, DOULA TYPE OF THING.
AND SO I'M GONNA DO IT AS ALL-NATURAL AS I POSSIBLY CAN,
UNLESS THAT THERE'S AN EMERGENCY
OR SOMETHING THAT SHOULD GO WRONG.
- BUT WILL YOU DO AN EPIDURAL EVEN?
- NO. - REALLY?
- I KNOW. I'M CRAZY.
I MEAN, I DID THIS TO MYSELF.
I MIGHT AS WELL JUST DO IT RIGHT.
I MEAN...
- WELL, FIRST OF ALL, YOU DIDN'T...
[cheers and applause]
- I WANTED THIS.
IT'S NOT LIKE-- NO ONE MADE ME DO THIS.
- I KNOW, BUT YOU DIDN'T DO IT TO YOURSELF.
I KNOW THAT MUCH.
- [laughs]
- I MAY NOT KNOW A LOT, BUT I KNOW THAT MUCH.
- I DID HAVE A LITTLE HELP.
JUST A LITTLE BIT.
I MEAN...
- WELL, YOU DON'T WANT TO SAY THAT EITHER, BUT...
[laughter]
- OH, MY GOD.
- BUT I'M SO-- [laughter]
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU AND ASHTON.
INDIVIDUALLY, I REALLY-- I DO, I LOVE BOTH OF YOU.
AND I LIKE THAT YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HIDING THINGS.
YOU'RE WEARING YOUR RING NOW.
- YEAH, BUT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
THANK YOU, GUYS. THANK YOU.
[cheers and applause]
WE WERE ABLE TO KEEP THIS PRIVATE FOR TWO MONTHS.
TWO MONTHS WITHOUT ANYBODY KNOWING.
I THINK-- AND I'LL TELL YOU--
I THINK EVERYBODY ASSUMED WE'VE BEEN ENGAGED SO LONG
THAT I WAS WEARING THE RING IN PUBLIC FOR TWO MONTHS,
AND NO PHOTOGRAPH WAS EVER--
LIKE, NOBODY COMMENTED ON IT IN A SINGLE PHOTOGRAPH.
LIKE, IT WAS JUST NOT--
THEY DECIDED NOT TO JUST ACKNOWLEDGE IT
FOR TWO MONTHS; IT WAS AMAZING.
- THAT IS AMAZING,
BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY BOTH OF YOU ARE TARGETS
FOR PAPARAZZI A LOT.