Hey, Squidward!
I bet old man Krabs is gonna break any day!
Eh, Squidward?
Nyeh, Squidward?
[screaming]
[Patrick] SpongeBob!
[sighs]
I guess Grandpa SquarePants was right.
Don't run for a bus.
Especially one that's going up at a 90-degree angle.
Are you ready for the big rush, Patrick?
Pretty soon, those hungry customers will be lining up
because we are open.
I'm ready!
I'm ready.
[snoring]
[laughing]
Thanks for the face lift!
[giggling]
You see? I told you you didn't have a chance--
Here you are!
Ain't that just like a land creature to keep a sea creature...
waiting!
[laughing]
Listen up, SpongeBob Secret Stealer Pants!
If you ever come near my secret box again,
we won't be friends anymore!
But, we're supposed to be...
friends forever.
[laughing]
Wait a minute!
I'm forgetting the words of Grandpa SquarePants!
If we were meant to fly,
we'd have propellers on our heads or jet engines on our backs.
I'm gonna follow his advice, by gum.
I'll invent a flying machine!
What's that contraption, SpongeBob?
That, Patrick, is a flying machine.
[laughing]
What's so funny?
Well, it's like my grandpa used to say.
If we were meant to fly...
Hey, I'm not your grandfather!
You'll never catch me, Plankton! Never!
Ooh… another penny!
Come to papa!
Now, what were we doing?
This!
[coughing]
What's the matter, baby?
Are you gonna cry?
What the heck happened to you?
This isn't baby gas!
It's senior citizen spray!
Eh? What was that, sonny?
Out of my way, Methuselah!
You're old and useless.
Hold it right there!
Old people are our greatest natural resource!
I salute you, elder citizenry!
I'm getting old listening to this.
Let's try this again!
I remember when a quarter used to cost a nickel.
[laughing]
This baby gas is worthless!
At least you're way too old to stop me from stealing a Krabby Patty!
What was that, sonny?
It'll take more time to explain than you have left.
What?
[laughing]
He's got the Krabby Patty!
- Catch him! - Catch who?
Oh, Gesundheit.
[laughing maniacally]
Victory is mine!
Ah!
Come back here, you little whippersnapper!
You kids get off my lawn!
[mumbling]
I'll catch up with you, boy!
I'm catching up with my knitting.
That's it!
Knit, you little nitwit!
[laughing]
Okay, that should do it.
[wind playing notes]
[music starts playing]
Wow!
It actually worked!
They're finally leaving me alone!
I can go back to work now!
[laughing]
Krusty Krab, here I come!
Oh!
How long was I gone?!
[screaming] No!
[screaming and crying] No!
[screaming and crying]