- Hello lovely people, this weekend is, Bright & Pride,
and to celebrate I've decided to make an LGBTQ plus version
of my things not to say to disable people.
I only have experience of being, the L, however,
so I asked for some help
from my followers on Twitter
who are all the other colors of the rainbow
and wow, people are so rude to all of you.
What happened to being polite?
Please focus on being kind to one another
hold in your mind that this video is just for fun
and share it with your friends,
or people who ask you stupid questions.
I hope you enjoy some sassy responses to foolishness
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Aaah, plus if you come for our meet-and-greet,
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As you learn what not to say in the comments below.
I'm gay.
Oh whoa, I didn't realize you were like that.
You didn't realize I was capable of being loved, harsh.
So what's your real name?
What's your real level of emotional awareness
'cause I'm guessing not high.
So, you're a Lesbian because someone hurt you, yeah?
No, but I'll hurt you in a minute.
But like, what are you?
Yes, Susan, I'm a carrot, I'm a carrot,
Susan, you've got me.
What do you miss now you're dating women?
Uh, people not asking me this question.
Well, I just haven't known you long enough
to learn your pronouns.
You've known me for five years, Mandy,
and I've been, she, the whole time.
So, Pansexual means you fancy everyone who breaths, yeah?
Oh, um, no, no Brian, doesn't actually mean you.
But don't you want children?
I'm very unclear as to why you think my sexuality
is impacted by my desire for children?
I mean, you have loads of kids
and it's not made you Polyamorous has it?
So, if you're like dating a trans-woman
does that make you straight now?
Nope, still a, Lesbian.
So, are you attracted to me then?
No, Brian, no, I'm really not, no.
But you're just so pretty as a woman.
Oh, and you're so pretty until you open your mouth.
Your husband is definitely going to cheat on you
if you're not having sex with him.
That's not how a good marriage works.
So you wanna start wearing dresses and makeup now?
Yes, Karen, because that's all women care about isn't it?
Just dresses and makeup.
Half of the entire world, just dresses and makeup.
Buch Lesbians just want to be men.
Do you want to repeat that?
(motor whirring)
Why would anyone like men?
Susan, this is not the time or place
to learn about your love life.
So Non-Binary is like, half man, half woman, yeah?
No, none, none, no, zero, zilch,
there's not, there's not the Binary here,
there's not Binary that's not how this works.
Are you a gold-star Lesbian?
I'm a gold-star at ruining the lives of ignorant fools.
Which of you is the husband?
Which of your brain cells is given up today?
No, I can't say, they, for Non-Binary people,
that's just not how the English language works.
Oh really, how did that visit to the doctor go?
Oh they said they'd write that referral for me
oh, yeah.
Your father must be so mad at you.
For being Gay, no, I mean that spilling Diet Coke
on his cream car seats, yeah,
it's caused a rift in the family.
Haha, you want a threesome?
Oh, with you, no, with them maybe,
but that's not related to Bisexuality.
Using they, them, just makes really uncomfortable.
Well, being near you makes me uncomfortable a bit,
here we are.
Bisexual people don't exist.
Ah, pretty, pretty sure I'm not a ghost
So you definitely don't fancy me?
No, Brian.
Oh, I'm too old to learn about all this gender stuff.
Oh, is that so.
Well, it may interest you to know
that the concept of multi genders has existed
throughout human history and I shall now
be turning off all the electricity in your house house just so that
the modern world doesn't get too confusing for you.
Yeah, but if you had to choose between men and women,
if it was life or death, which one would you go for?
Oh, the person I'm connecting with most
at that moment in time regardless of their gender.
I'm just afraid that everyone else will pair up
and you'll die sad and alone in a deep pit of your youth
surrounded by a web of sadness.
Wow, just wow.
No way could I date a Non-Binary person
they' probably cheat on me.
What, how, how did you even put that together?
Oh, bigotry and lack of research.
Oh, sounds about right.
You're having a baby, how?
Yeah, so a sperm and an
egg they make. Yeah,
but you're both girls.
Could you break it down for me
in a step-by-step process
exposing all of your hopes and dreams
and feels, and excruciatingly private medical details
while also confabbing your genitals for me?
Really, no.
She, I mean, he, oh my god I'm so sorry,
I'm just really bad at these things,
but like I'm really trying
because I am genuinely a very good person.
Wahoo, great job making me feel really awkward
and this moment all about you.
You are too pretty to be a Lesbian, no.
Oh, and you're too pretty to be this stupid.
Thank you, oh.
You're only attracted to women
'cause you haven't met me yet.
Oh my god, please lock yourself in bunk car
for a really, really long time.
Wait, you're not attracted to anyone?
You should probably be gettin' that checked out.
Wait, you have no filter,
you should probably go to a doctor and get that checked.
Do you think Ruby's hot?
Oh, sorry, you're an Asexual you wouldn't know.
Who doesn't think Ruby is hot?
I just don't want to sleep with her.
Oh man, I had such a crush on you
and you just happen to like women.
Am I going to be flattered by this,
Brian, because, no.
Wait, you're wearing a hijab at Pride,
how can you be queer and religious?
Well, you appear to enjoy, both secrets and glitter.
Please explain your intently private reasoning for this
along with any difficulties you may be having
and childhood things that you don't really want to share,
but I will find it titillating, thanks.
So, you're Asexual, do you a.
Nope, not going there.
You can't be a Lesbian
you've never kissed a girl.
Well, you say you're straight
and you've never kissed anyone.
Oh, it's just a phase.
Well, it's been 30 years now
so do let me know exactly what constitutes,
a phase for you.
You're sure?
Back off, Brian, it's not happening.
(upbeat music)