-♪ Hey, man, it's snow day ♪
♪ The thermometer broke again ♪
♪ And, hey, man, I wish I blew away ♪
♪ The snow will fall again ♪
-I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
-♪ Fall again ♪
♪ A-A-A...gain ♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Well, it's been a cold, snowy winter so far,
but that doesn't mean that we can't bring you
a little dose of sunshine.
Please welcome Mick Jagger's favorite singing duo
Garth and Kat.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-So -- So sorry we're late.
I'm so sorry. We just got out of the dermatologist.
-Yeah. We had him check everything --
everything. -Oh, my God, a head-to-toe --
every mole -- our whole backs. -Every mole. It took forever.
-Our whole backs he checked.
-Well, look, that's okay.
I was just worried you forgot you were supposed to be here again.
-What?! -What?! No!
How could we forget? -We knew.
-And we wrote some great new songs
that are sure to put a smile on everyone's faces.
-All right, great. Well, let's hear one. -All right.
This one is called "Winter Day Flu."
"Winter Day Fun." -Fun.
-Fun. It was flu, and then we rewrote it.
-All right. 5, 6, 7.
-♪ My icicle turned into a tie ♪
♪ A tie ♪
♪ My icicle turned into a tie ♪
♪ On wintertime ♪
♪ Because wintertime isn't celebrated in Jamaica ♪
♪ In Jamaica, in Jamaica ♪ -Okay, you know what?
-♪ They don't celebrate wintertime ♪
-I'm gonna stop you guys. I'm gonna stop you guys.
I'm gonna stop you guys because that is not a real song.
You guys knew about coming on here a month ago.
-We were in Harrisburg.
-Right. It was a music-writing conference.
-All right. Which music-writing conference were you at?
-[ Scoffs ] That's easy.
-The Songwriting Conference for Guitar Cords and Pianos.
-Okay, guys, first off, I love you.
I love your sound, what you're wearing.
I love the hair. I love everything.
-Thank you very much. Thank you. -Thank you.
-I just wish you would come here with a written song.
-Oh, we did, sir. We've been --
We've been working with one of the most famous songwriters in the world.
-Her name is Kim Castle, and she's here right now.
Come on in, Kim. -Hi.
-Hi, everyone.
Hi, Seth. Sorry I'm late. I was at the podiatrist.
My arches are falling. I don't know what's going on.
-That's okay. Welcome.
So, where did you guys all meet?
-Oh.
-Baggage claim at Charles de Gaulle Airport.
-Oh, boy. Uh...
-No, Seth. I know what you're thinking.
But I have spent a lot of time helping them write songs.
-This one's called "Snow Day." "Snow Day" -- That's right.
-I love this one. -Sounds good.
-And it goes...
-♪ Hey, man, it's snow day ♪
♪ The thermometer broke again ♪
♪ And, hey, man, I wish I blew away ♪
♪ The snow will fall again ♪
-I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
-♪ Fall again ♪
♪ A-A-A...gain ♪
-I don't like --
[ Applause ]
Yeah.
I hate to do this, but I just think
maybe you guys coming here was a mistake.
-No! Meyers! -Please, sir! Please, sir!
Please, man! Please! -Come on, sir!
-Please! I'll die!
-No! -Sir, please!
-Sir, we came all the way from Mount Rushmore.
-No. All right, look. I'm not falling for this anymore.
-Come on, one more song. -Please! -No!
-Ten more really long ones? -No!
-Just let us do our latest song.
It really has music and everything.
-Ugh!
I don't know why I do this, but I just can't say no to you guys.
-Hit it, Rick.
♪♪
-♪ When you wake up with a frown 'cause winter's still around ♪
♪ Just smile, just smile ♪
-See, this I like.
-♪ And then... ♪
Brr! Brr!
Brr!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
♪ I told ya, I told ya so ♪
♪ You better wear your scarf ♪
♪ All the time ♪
♪ But don't forget your mittens ♪
♪ Both ♪
♪ Don't forget your mittens ♪
♪ One, two ♪ -All right, that's enough!
Garth and Kat, everyone!
"Weekend Update"! I'm Seth Meyers! Good night!
Summer is almost here,
and recent studies suggest that, unlike previous years,
more Americans are planning to go on vacation.
That's why I'm so glad that my favorite songwriting duo
is here to debut their new vacation-themed album.
Please welcome Grammy-Award- winning Garth and Kat.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Are they -- Did they forget they were coming again to this --
-Sorry! We're coming! We're coming! We're late!
Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Oh, my gosh! Sorry! -Sorry about that.
-Oh, shoe! Grab your shoe!
Oh, my gosh.
Sorry. Sorry. We're here. -Sorry about that.
We tried to leave early, but we just got our driveway redone,
and our driveway is so long. -It's so long!
It is so much longer than we -- We didn't realize.
We just -- -So your driveway's longer now,
so that's why it took you -- -Yeah, we didn't look at the plans.
-Okay. I was just worried you forgot about this again.
-What?! No! -No way! We were here.
-No! -Okay. And wait.
Was that right, that you guys just won a Grammy?
-Yeah. -Yes.
-Oh, that's amazing. -Yeah.
Yeah. Oh, we don't mean like the Grammy Grammys.
-These are just awards her grandmother gives out
every year. -Yes. We took a limo.
I wore a gown. It was the whole thing. And we won.
-She looked beautiful. -Thank you, Grammy!
-Okay. Well, either way,
I'm really excited to hear your new songs.
Now, are you ready? -[ Scoffs ] Are we ready?
-Absolutely. -Yes, we're ready.
If anything, we're over-ready.
-Yeah, over-ready, over-rehearsed, even.
-Yes. That's possible. Over possible.
-Yeah. -Okay. Well, you know, great.
-Okay. Okay, well, our first vacation song is called...
-It's called "Come with Me Down to the Bahamas Once Again."
[ Laughter ]
1, 2, 3.
-♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ To the water ski ♪
♪ We're gonna water ski again and again ♪
♪ That guy over there sold us water skis ♪
$59.99 -- I think that's about right.
"I would like to purchase that."
♪ W-W-W-W-W-W-W-Water ski, water ski, water ski ♪
♪ Going up every single water heel ♪
-All right. I'm gonna stop you guys there.
That's your song? -Yeah.
-Because you said you were prepared.
-Oh, that one might have been a little weird
because that's more for kids, kind of, so... -Yeah.
You said there were gonna be kids here.
-No, I didn't. Do you have another song?
-You said that. -Well, this is one for real.
This is one you're gonna hear on the dance floor.
-Yes. We love going dancing. -Yeah.
-Oh, yeah? Where do you guys like to go dancing?
-McCliman's.
-I'm sorry, where? -McCliman's.
-Okay. Great. That's great. McCliman's.
-Yeah. -So what's this song called?
-Okay, here we go. The song is called
"Groove Around Because that Disco Ball is Gonna Come Out Once Again
and Strobe Lights Don't Scare Me at All."
-5, 6, 7, 8.
-♪ Hey, man, hey, man ♪
♪ You got a suntan that's gonna floor everybody ♪
♪ Share it, don't spare it ♪
♪ Man, oh ♪
♪ No, no, no, no, no ♪
♪ It's a hotel we checked in to ♪ -♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
-♪ It's a hotel we checked in to ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ Ooh, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ The concierge said ♪ -Guys, all right, hang on,
hang on, hang on. -♪ Sunset, sunset, sunset ♪
-You guys, no, stop. Stop.
No one is going to be able to dance to that.
-Well, tell that to every radio station that's on.
-Yeah. -Like...
-W909. -W909.
-Ralphie in the Morning.
Steven and Bill in the Afternoon.
Sirius 109. -Sirius 109.1.
-The Banana Man. -Okay, stop it.
None of those are real. None of those are real.
You guys did not prepare anything.
Again, it seems like the only thing you prepare
when you come here are your vests.
-Well, it's just a coincidence. It just fits the theme.
-Yeah, we're actually on our way to a funeral.
We're gonna wear these.
-Look, I think you need to come back when you are really ready.
-No! Please, Mr. Meyers, please!
-Please, please, sir! Please! It means everything to us!
-Please! We came all the way from the Museum of Tolerance.
It's so expensive now. -It's really expensive.
-Guys, we're running out of time.
-Okay. Just let's do like 1,000 more songs.
-No.
-How about zero more? -Yes.
-No! One more! -No, no, no, no! Please!
-Please, Mr. Meyers! Please! -Please, please, please!
-Fine. Fine. Just do one more.
-Okay, great. All right, this one even has music.
-Yes. -Ready?
♪♪
-♪ Come with me to my hammock ♪
♪ And drink from my coconut ♪
-See, this I like.
-♪ Go on to the dead airplane ♪
[ Indistinct singing ]
♪ And it's gonna be first class, business class ♪
♪ That guy's in first class, this guy's in coach ♪
♪ What? I knew it, I knew it ♪
♪ Boo-hoo ♪
♪ You got to sit in coach ♪
♪ Get back there ♪
♪ I'm telling you, we're gonna have a nice time ♪
♪ Sitting up front with the pilots ♪
♪ And eating a little bit of ramen noodles ♪
-Garth and Kat, everybody!
Thanksgiving lesson -- The twentieth one's free.
Thanksgiving is less than two weeks away,
and if you haven't loaded up your iPod
with Turkey Day music yet, then you're in luck.
Here to promote their latest holiday-themed album,
please welcome the sexiest songwriters I'm aware of --
Garth and Kat.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Sorry.
-Sorry. Sorry.
We're ready. -Sorry about that. We're here.
-Sorry. We are here. -Guys, did you --
Did you forget you were coming here again?
-What? Forget? No! -No! Come on. Not at all.
-What's he talking about? Traffic was crazy.
We were at the Empire State Building.
-Yeah. We went all the way to the second floor,
and the views were, like, kind of fine.
-They were, like, fine. -Yeah.
-They were fine.
But we are here now. -That's right.
And our song that we rehearsed
is called "Directions to Grandma's House."
-And this is a real song that you have written
and you're not making up right now?
-No, absolutely. Look, look. We have it on our CD.
-Yeah. -Okay.
All right. "Directions to Grandma's House."
It's right there. Okay. I can't wait to hear it.
-Okay, here we go. Love this one.
-It's pretty good. -Okay, ready?
One and a-two.
-♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪
♪ Come, make a left, make a right ♪
♪ And go off the interstate, baby ♪
♪ You got the ignition ♪
♪ Oh, please, oh, please ♪
♪ It's the turkey you want ♪
♪ And they covered it in tinfoil ♪
♪ Who loves the tinfoil? ♪
♪ I said, "Who loves" -- ♪ -Okay!
Guys.
Guys, I'm sorry. Hang on.
Hang on. -Thank you.
-Maybe this is my fault because I keep having you on the show,
but it just seems to me -- don't get upset --
like you're making these songs up as you go along.
-Oh, really? Did you happen to watch the Latin Grammys?
-No. Were you on it?
-No. But if you would like to see pops of color
and so many people shaking their bodies...
-Okay, you know what? -So good.
-You're changing the subject.
You know what? Let me just look at the CD.
Okay, well, there you go. It's a piece of baloney.
-Damn it! No! -Oh, no!
That means our CD is between two slices of bread in our lunchbox.
-Come on. You guys, Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday,
and I was really hoping to hear something
to help me get in the spirit. -Well, look, if you're implying
that we're not professional, let me ask you a question.
How many unprofessional bands have a full-time backup singer?
-You guys have a backup singer? -Yeah.
And guess what band he used to back up?
-AC/DC.
-All right, you know what? Let's bring him out.
Please welcome our backup singer, Jan Pockabook.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Hi. I'm sorry I was late.
I was putting up a shelf, and I put it up like this, and --
-We just -- We just did that. -Totally have done that.
-We just did that. -Everything falls on the floor.
-We just put it up like that.
-All right, well, I can see why you guys are friends.
Hey, are you guys gonna sing another song?
-Yes. And this is going to prove once and for all
that we do not make up our songs, Seth.
-So get ready to enjoy...
-"Pilgrims are Always Friendly
Unless They're Pushed to Their Limits
Because There's Not One Pilgrim
Who's Gonna be Mad Forever, Right?"
-No.
-Okay. Ready? -All right, here we go.
-And one and a-two.
-♪ Okay, I believe ♪
♪ I believe the pilgrims want to button their shirts ♪
♪ Button their shirts, button their shirts ♪
♪ In the mirror, in the mirror ♪
♪ And they look at themselves and say ♪
♪ Thanksgiving is gonna come ♪
♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ The Mayflower made a big mistake ♪
♪ Plymouth Rock is so comfy ♪
♪ So comfy ♪ -All right, you know what?
-♪ It's a rock ♪
♪ It's a rock ♪
-Enough. Enough.
-Thank you. Thank you.
-Pretty good.
-All right, guys, not only was that not written,
but why do you call him a backup singer
if he just sings with you the whole time?
-We could ask you the same question.
-What?!
Okay, I'm sorry, you guys all have to go now.
-No, sir! Please, sir! -No, no! Please, please, please!
We're on our knees! Have mercy! -Have mercy upon us, sir! Please!
-Please! -Please!
We came all the way from Dollywood!
Please! The food there is so good.
-Oh, it's so good. I don't wanna talk about it.
It's too yummy. -It's so good.
-They have these chicken sticks
that you can just walk around with and eat at your leisure.
It's really great. -They were so good.
-You guys said you were at the Empire State Building,
and you said you were putting up a vertical shelf.
-Seth, guess what, man?
Don't sweat the small stuff. -Okay, buddy.
-Okay, our last song has music.
So you're gonna know that we worked hard on this, okay? -Great.
-This is called "Delicious Memories." -Perfect.
-♪ If the turkey is a-cookin', then I'm-a come a-runnin' ♪
♪ I love it, I won't lie ♪
♪ I need a fork and a plate and a pretty date ♪
♪ And a slice of pumpkin pie ♪
-So far, so cute.
-♪ But ♪
♪ There's a blindfold, there's a blindfold ♪
♪ On top of the cornucopia ♪
♪ Cornucopia ♪
♪ Said what? ♪
♪ That's not the right theme ♪
♪ Yes, it is ♪
♪ Oh, baby, baby, baby ♪
♪ Baby, baby, baby, pass the mashed potatoes ♪
♪ I'm allergic, I'm allergic ♪
♪ Wait a minute, 'cause they are sweet ♪
-Garth and Kat and Jan, everybody!
[ Cheers and applause ]