[Lincoln] Okay, that's it.
Leni, scooch to the left. Your other left.
[babbling]
Perfect. Someone grab Lily.
[Lincoln] Thank you. Good.
Just gotta set the timer and... everybody say, "Cheese".
[everybody] Chee-eese.
I'm all about self expression
but this new picture needs to be perfect.
So, I'm gonna need you to keep your diaper on.
[babbling]
Thanks for understanding.
[cooing]
[Lily] Poo-poo.
Let's just put a pin in this for now.
[Rita] Thanks, kids.
[Lynn Sr] Ooh, whose present
should we open first?
[Lincoln] Mine!
Oh, come on, girls,
let's all let Lincoln give his perfect little present.
Yeah, I sure hope it's perfect enough.
[Rita] Oh, Lincoln, this is wonderful.
It's the best gift we've ever gotten.
[Lynn Sr] It's going above the mantel
- right now. - Lincoln, you bonehead,
you gave 'em the wrong picture!
Yep. I knew you'd blow this, too.
No, I gave them the right one.
The one that shows the real you... the perfect you.
[sisters] Aww! Thank you, Lincoln.
By the way, you all might wanna put your present
for mom and dad in here.
Since they'll all look super lame
next to my awesome gift.
[arguing]
"And Ace Savvy defeated the evil Card Countess.
The end."
Thanks for the best day ever.
I think this is the start of a beautiful friendship.
Here ya go.
[laughing] Pew, pew, pew, pew.
That's right. Pew, pew, pew.
Uh, Lily, ya gotta, you know, try to be careful!
Pew pew?
That's okay. I wanted to get the 600 piece model anyway.
[ringing] Ooh.
Yes, La-ood family? This is Fritz at the front desk.
Could you please keep it down? We're getting some complaints.
[babbling]
Well, you sound just like my sister Lily.
Dannit! Dannit!
It's doughnut, sweetie.
Doughnut.
She's a fast learner.
See you next week at the daycare, Miss Lily.
So, Lily plays jazz xylophone? Does anyone want to explain?
Ah, does it matter, honey? Lily got in.
And I don't have to wear this anymore.
[sighing] I feel so much better.
And it turns out we had nothing to worry about.
We're not such a bad influence on Lily after all.
[cheering]
[beeping]
[everyone gasping]
[Lily crying] What's going on?
I accidentally stepped on Lily's phone
and she's making a huge deal.
[camera flashing]
Don't you dare post those!
[laughing]
[screaming]
Well, this is an interesting development.
[laughing]
- Get it? - Please, just take the picture.
You're the boss. One, two, three.
Oops. Sorry, wrong camera.
Okay, we're done.
[screaming]
My future is at stake here!
Can no one in this family take a proper photo?!
[laughing]
It's so beautiful! Oh, Lily, it's perfect!
I am back baby!
[laughing]
I just... I just thought--
Lincoln, you're perfect just the way you are.
- You're kind. - You're fashionable.
You're rockin'.
- You're funny. - You're tough.
- You're deep. - You're friendly.
You're smart.
You Lincoln Loud.
Uh, Lily, is everything okay?
Isn't this cute? Lily's calling a sibling meeting.
[panting]
[babbling]
Good job, Lily, you drew... an upside down tree.
[sighing]
[Lynn Sr] ♪ Checking the mail♪
♪ Skippa-Dee-bop ♪
♪ What did we get In the latest crop? ♪
♪ Do do do ♪
Ow, ow, ow! Oh, ow!
[groaning]
No more ice cream!
[screaming]
[panting]
[grunting]
[Lynn Sr] ♪ Maybe a card, maybe a bill ♪
♪ Checking the mail Is always a thrill ♪
♪ Doo doo doo Ba-da-Ba-da! Doodley doo doo doo-- ♪
[gasping]
Ketch-up, my little tomatoes! Time to head out!
Come beat the heat at Auntie Pam's Parlor.
But make sure you get here by five,
we're closing early this week to give our scoopers a break.
Don't forget, 5:00 P.M.! One more time; 5:00 P.M.!
5:00 P.M.!
[beeping]
[babbling]
I-I-I know, sweetie. I'm excited for ice cream, too.
Guys, she's about to try it.
[everyone gasping]
[laughing]
[laughing, babbling]
If I didn't know better,
I'd swear Lily orchestrated this whole thing.
Oh, don't be silly, honey.
She's just a baby. [chuckles]
[screaming]
[laughing, barking]
[babbling]
[laughing]
[screaming]
That's right, Lily. Show us your worst.
[Lily screaming]
Good luck, Lily. May the cutest sister win.
[chuckles]
[humming]
Uh. Not now, Lily. I'm touch up my blush
Uh, wait, what is this?
Lily, Lola, love.
This is... us?
Wait, you were never actually competing with me.
[chuckles]
You just wanted to have fun together.
Didn't you?
[laughing]
Any behavioral issues like biting?
Only during full moons.
[howling]
[laughing]
Werewolf joke.
Potty trained?
Have been for 42 years. [chuckles]
Lynn, stop.
Yes. [chuckles]
Lily is potty trained.
Perfect. I think we're set.
I'll go ahead and take Miss Lily now.
Well, champ, put 'er there.
Wow, honey, you handled that surprisingly--
[crying] They're all leaving us!
[crying]
Lily, just get on the ding ding darn seat.
Dang it. Come on. I-I-I'll give you this cookie.
[sighing]
Come on, we'll give ya a cookie. It'll be so good.
- All you have to do is pee. - Don't be scared.
That's it, Lily. Now-- Oh!
Now, Lily, throwing cookies is not-- Ow! Uh.
[laughing]
[groaning]
Lily, using the potty's easy.
Watch how daddy does it.
Oh. Oh, great, great. Now, I'm stuck. Rita, help!
[grunting]
[laughing]
[groaning]
Sure, I'll totally swap with Lily,
and get ya the backpack.
Then Lily can give her finger painting to Leni
'cause that's who I had.
Cool with you, little sis?
Cool with me.
Thanks, Luna.
[chuckles]
[gasping] Amazing.
Thanks, Lily. I love it.
Merry Christmas, Lincoln.