-I have to ask about this photo I saw of you because --
I just want to know the story behind it. This is --
You have a shirt that says "Chalamet and Chill."
-Yeah, yeah. -What is this?
Is that Timothée Chalamet? -That's right.
Yeah, I made that shirt
because I'm obsessed with Timothée Chalamet.
[ Women scream ]
Yeah.
-Yeah. -Yeah. I'm not alone.
-No, you're not alone, not at all, no.
-He's like lady crack, and -- -Is that what it is?
-But it's inappropriate for me.
I don't know how old your audience range is, but I --
-12 to 13. -12 to 13.
That's your demo? -Yeah.
-Yeah, like, for me, you know,
he's a young man, and I'm a grown-ass woman.
But I will say, like, every grown-ass woman I know
wants to break herself off a piece of little Timmy, so...
[ Audience cheering ]
-I mean, yeah. They like him. I mean he's a stud, yeah.
Have you ever met the man? The boy.
-[ Laughs ] The boy. Not yet a boy, not yet a man.
-[ Laughs ] -I did. I met him.
I got invited to the "Vanity Fair" Oscar party,
which is -- It's a very fancy party.
Everyone goes after the Oscars.
And I had a sense that he would be there,
but I had no intention of --
-He was nominated for an Oscar. -He was.
-Yeah, he was nominated for an Oscar, yeah.
-I just -- I used my intuition.
-Yeah, you stalked him, didn't you?
-[ Laughs ] -Yeah.
-But I had no intention of talking to him, you know,
because, as you know from personal experience,
when I try to talk to boys I have a crush on,
I just become just a weirdo.
Um, so I was -- But I --
And, also, it's a very overwhelming party, you know?
You're just, like, bumping butts
with every celebrity you've ever thought of.
At one point, I was standing between
Kendall Jenner and Emily Radajamowski.
-[ Laughs ] Ratajkowski. The J is silent.
-It doesn't -- It doesn't matter.
-You were by Emily Ratajkowski, yeah.
-It was -- It was -- It's not a great look for me.
You know what I mean? -Why? No.
-Just comparatively speaking. I had to get out of there.
So I said to my husband and my friend, "Let's move."
We moved like way to the end of the bar.
-Because... -Because it was less crowded.
You know, it was like where a garbage person would stand.
So nobody wanted to stand there.
-Zoe, what are you talking about?
-Because it's literally between the bathroom
and an actual garbage can.
-Oh, it actually is. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, we're hanging there. -You're having fun over there.
-Having fun, yeah. Felt at home.
And within moments,
like a mirage,
Timothée Chalamet walks out of the bathroom,
and he walks directly up to me and is like, "Hi."
-What? -Yeah. Crazy. Don't know why.
-Well, I know why. You're fantastic.
-Oh, thank you, Jimmy.
-I didn't even finish my --
I didn't finish my compliment yet.
-It's okay. You don't have to.
And he says to me -- He says,
"I'm not going to shake your hand
because I just was in the bathroom.
I washed my hands, and my hands are still wet."
So it was very romantic.
[ Laughter ]
He was sweet-talking me. He was sweet-talking me.
-And then we were like --
You know, we shot the ish for a minute.
We were, like, vibing.
But my husband was standing there,
and rightfully so, he, like, you know, piped up.
And his contribution was,
"You two look like brother and sister."
[ Laughter ]
-I know. It's a power move. He's not wrong.
I feel like I do kind of look like Timothée Chalamet
if he was, you know, an older Jewish woman.
And from -- That was it.
T-Chals bounced.
-T-Chal left. -The fire was extinguished.
Yeah. It's all right.
-But still you're a big fan.
-But I got a shirt. And I'm selling those shirts.
-Ridiculous.
-But I will say a portion of the proceeds
go to Planned Parenthood, so...
-Hey, see? Always giving.