now mr vanderhoff that's a very serious
thing not filing an income tax return
well now suppose i do pay you this money
mind you i don't say that i'm going to
but just for the sake of argument what's
the government going to do with it what
do you mean well what do i get for my
money
for instance
if i go into a department store and buy
something why there it is i can see it
well what are they going to give me
the government gives you everything it
protects you
from what
well
invasion how do you think the
government's going to keep up the army
and navy with all those battleships
battleships
last time we used battleships was in the
spanish-american war and what did we get
out of that
cuba and we gave that back
well i wouldn't mind paying for
something sensible
what about congress and the supreme
court and the president we got to pay
them don't we not with my money no sir
no
now wait a minute i didn't come here to
argue hello everybody
hello tony
has everybody acquainted with everybody
oh yes indeed we've had the most
delightful talk about love and marriage
ah
i'm sorry i tried to hurry no come on
look mr vanderhoff all i know is you
haven't paid an income tax and you've
got to pay it
oh what was that i said you've got to
pay it
well you've got to show me
we don't have to show you i just told
you who's going to pay for all those
buildings down in washington and the
interstate commerce and the constitution
the constitution's been paid for years
ago
and as for interstate com
what is interstate commerce anyway
there are 48 states see
and if it weren't for interstate
commerce nothing could go from one state
to another see
well why not if they got fences
no they haven't got fences they've got
laws holy smokes i never ran across
anything like this before
well i might pay you about 75
it isn't worth a cent more who pay every
cent just like anybody else now listen
to me you've got a jail if you don't pay
do you hear that that's law if you think
you're bigger than the law you've got
another thing coming you're just the
same as anybody
else the better
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