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-Now I thought I'd share some of my favorite
"My dumb bet" stories from you guys.
This first one is from @gumgumerson.
-Oh.
[ Laughter ]
-Interesting first name. -Gum.
[ Laughter ]
-He says...
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Grow up, dude. -"Wake up!"
-This next one's from @missgreenwalt.
She says...
-Yeah! -Hey.
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-Living the life, man. -Yeah.
Two beds.
-This one's from @mrcooperclark.
He says...
[ Laughter and applause ]
Samuelel. -Samuel.
-Samuelel, Samuelel. -Yeah, from the Bible.
-Samuelel. -Yeah.
-This one's from @logylogues. -Oh, logy logues.
[ Laughter ]
-I wonder if they're friends with Gum Gumerson.
-Yeah, yeah. [ Laughter ]
He says...
There you go. [ Audience groans ]
-Oh! -That's pretty bad.
That's a pretty bad bet right there, yeah.
-Now you gotta pay the bets.
-Lost by a hair. Oh. -Oh!
[ Laughter ] That's all right.
Don't get hurt, anybody.
This one's from @CraigLefferts.
He said...
[ Laughter ]
"I just thought the Tigers had a chance, that's all.
Let's go get ice cream!"
-"When you lost." -This one's from @vestureuk.
He says...
-Okay. [ Laughter ]
-Oh, my God. -Oh.
Why would you bet that? -Wow.
Wow. -What would be worth it?
-That's fantastic.
This last one's from @rockefeller88.
He says...
There you go, everybody.
-Those are my "Tonight Show Hashtags."
To check out more of our favorites,
go to tonightshow.com/hashtags.
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-Now, I thought I'd share some of my favorite #carfails
from you guys. Here we go.
First one's from @CTaylor8. She said...
[ Laughter ] -Wow.
-I've been there.
This one's from @brendaemily. She says...
[ Laughter and applause ]
"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!"
-[Muffled] I'm in the trunk!
-[ Chuckles ]
This one's from @Celizabeth107. She says...
[ Laughter ] Come on.
-[ Laughing ]
That's a lot of work.
This one's from @beer stat.
-Yeah!
-Is that, like, "Beer, stat"? Like that?
Or "Beer stat"? -No. Maybe like "beer stat."
-Like beer statistics.
[ Laughter ] Oh, I see.
He says...
[ Laughter ]
This one's from @NewsomScoob.
Oh, I know that guy. -Oh, yeah, you know Newsom.
-He says...
[ Laughter ] It's like, "He's that good!"
[ High-pitched ] ♪ Dream on ♪
This one's from @KleoPotato. -Oh.
-She says...
[ Laughter and applause ]
-[ Laughing ]
-That's just perfect, yeah. -Oh!
Down shift. -This one's from @AllyScheidt.
She says...
[ Laughter ] -Oh!
[ Applause ] -That's how it got named.
-That's how it got named. Sure.
That's a bunch of sh--
That's a bunch of "Scheidt." Yeah.
[ Laughter ]
-Bunch of -- That is a lot of "Scheidt,"
but that's from @AllyScheidt.
-Yeah, yeah, God bless her.
The Screwbaru. -That's how it got the name.
-That's what she told her mom, yeah.
[ Laughter ]
-Ugh!
This one's from @pottsyMJ. -Yeah.
-He says...
[ Laughter and applause ]
-Wait!
[ Laughter ]
Wait! -What?!
I don't know what's going on. -Wait!
-This last one is from Craig Lefferts.
He says...
There you go. There's our "Tonight Show Hashtag."
To check out more of our favorites,
go to tonightshow.com/hashtags.
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-Now I thought I'd share some of my favorite
"Had to do it" tweets from you guys.
This first one is from @fakecoatesy.
He said...
[ Laughter and applause ]
Had to -- Had to do it. -Had to do it.
This is from @ihatetherefs. [ Laughter ]
-Wow. Strong opinion. -Yeah.
He says...
[ Laughter and applause ]
He had to do it. -Yeah, he had to do it.
He had no choice. [ Laughter ]
-15 minutes picking out a mop. -Yeah.
-There's lots of different mops you can get.
-Also, what was he doing 15 minutes watching her?
[ Laughter ]
-He had to do it, right? -Yeah, he had to do it.
-"I guess not." Yeah.
-Scotch in his hand. -Creepy dude, yeah.
-Yeah. [ Laughter ]
"Nice mop." [ Laughter ]
-"I wouldn't choose that one." [ Laughter ]
-"Get outta here, you perv!" -"Get outta here!
Block you from our store." -This one is from --
-"And put a shirt on!" [ Laughter ]
-"I do have a shirt on. It's just on my legs."
-Oh, my God! [ Laughter ]
-This one's from @littlerose345. She says...
[ Laughter and applause ] That's clever.
That's smart. -Smart thinking.
-That's clever.
This one's from @ALucilleW. She says...
[ Laughter ] -Oh.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-"I was just joking." -"Never mind."
"Papa John's!"
-This one's from @Rosarita1. She says...
[ Laughter, cheers, applause ] -Yeah!
Yeah! Eat it!
♪♪
Yeah! -Rosarita!
-Rosarita1!
You know what? She did win.
Rosarita won. -She won.
-"What can I have? Fighting or pleasure?"
-That's fantastic. [ Laughter ]
This one is from @WHenhenhen. -Oh.
-I thought I was just having a stroke there.
-Oh. [ Laughter ]
-This is from @WHenhenhenhenhenhenhenhen...
-Ba-gawk, bawk bawk bawk bawk!
-She says...
[ Laughter ]
Interesting. You got a point.
-Yeah, he's got a point. [ Laughter ]
-She didn't share that big old door.
-That's right, yeah. -And he drowned to death.
-"My jewel!" -"Oh!
Wait. What did I do with that?"
-[ As Adam Sandler ] "I dropped my jewel into the sea!"
-"Mrs. Sandler, please." [ Laughter ]
-"We ha-- You found it, finally."
[ Laughter ]
"Thank you very much!"
[ Laughter ]
Oh, this one's from @kingedhill. He says...
-Oh. [ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ] Ouch.
-Busted, right? You think you're being clever.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. -That would be funny.
-This last one has a picture attached to it.
It's from @tutusNtrouble. She says...
[ Laughter ] -Aww!
-Still a cute baby. [ Applause ]
Cute baby. There you have it.
Those are our "Tonight Show Hashtags."
To check out more of our favorites,
go to tonightshow.com/hashtags.