- Which milkshake brings these two specific boys
to the yard?
- Let's talk about that.
(driving synthesizer music)
(flames crackling)
"Good Mythical Morning."
- Milkshakes.
Are they a form of ice cream
or are they more of a dense beverage?
Or are they, as Adam Driver would call it,
good soup.
- I call them ice cream smoothies.
Sometimes I call them cold, chunky sweet milk.
And sometimes I call them my cup of cold thick boys.
- Okay, well you're alone in that.
No one has ever called a milkshake
any one of those three things.
But whatever you call it,
we've been meaning to do this very important taste test
for a long time.
So it's time for slurpin' 'til it hurts
and burpin' chocolate burps,
which milkshake will be the one to come in first?
- We're gonna be testing six different milkshakes
from six fast food restaurants.
- They are McDonald's.
- Burger King. - Shake Shack.
- Five Guys. - Carl's Jr.
- And Jack in the Box.
- And for today, we're gonna be sticking
with chocolate milkshakes across the board
because chocolate, come on.
- We're gonna be competing to see
who can correctly match the most chocolate milkshakes
to their respective fast food restaurants.
You feeling good about this?
- Oh, I love milkshakes.
- That might be tough, though.
We're also gonna be scoring on a scale of one to 10
and combining those to determine the best tasting milkshake.
- Now, whoever guesses the most milkshakes correctly
will receive a full set of shiny spoon straws
that we're calling spraws, y'all.
- Woo.
(bright music) (logos whooshing)
- As you can see, we can't.
- Each milkshake will be brought to our mouths
using the patent pending handshake.
- All right. - Let's bring it in.
(Link sucking in air loudly)
- Mm-hmm.
- Mm, the straw is so soft.
Man, that's so soft.
That's all I can think about was how soft the straw was.
- Silicone straw. - Thank you.
- And let me tell you,
I don't know if it's 'cause it's the first milkshake,
but sometimes that first milkshake is the best milkshake.
- That's a good milkshake.
- They're using real- - That's a good milkshake.
- They're using real syrup. - I don't know if I have
the strength to do it.
- Okay, I have a guess.
- (sighing) Hold on, crap. I can't even remember-
- Hold on, crap.
- Who these are from.
- You want the acronym?
- It was kind of watery, though.
Didn't you observe that?
- The thickness- - It was a little melty.
Is that because
it's been here? - A little to be desired,
but it's all gonna turn into liquid in your body anyway.
- Okay. I'm ready.
This is tough.
- [Stevie] Three, two, one.
- Carl's Jr. - Burger King.
Ah, we both went for something
that we don't think we've ever gotten-
- I don't think I'm gonna be good at this.
- A shake from these places. - But I think that Carl's Jr.
uses real Hershey syrup and that's what I tasted.
- Oh.
- Now I actually thought this was pretty good.
It tasted like a homemade milkshake.
I'm gonna give it a seven. I liked it.
- Well,
it's better than I think it actually is,
so I'm gonna give it a six.
- Okay, well, better than you think it actually-
- No, I mean, it wasn't as good as I thought it was.
(camera crew talking indistinctly)
- Still unclear.
(bright music) (logos whooshing)
- Hit me with that fist.
(Link sucking in air loudly)
Hmm.
- Hmm, this straw is still so great.
- [Stevie] It's so difficult to tell what size
the glasses are because the delivery mechanism's so large.
- That is a chocolatey chocolate.
That's more chocolate. - It tastes so similar
to the first one, but a little bit more chocolatey.
- No, I would say it's demonstrably more chocolate.
- Demonstrably?
- I bet it's three shades darker than the previous one.
- I think I got, maybe I hit a little chocolate spot
on the first one because I really liked it.
I actually liked the other one better than this one.
And I like this one less than than I thought I would.
- I don't understand your system.
(camera crew laughing) - What is it, though?
Okay, I got a guess.
- I really don't have much to go on.
- Do you remember the list?
- Oh, I remember the list.
- Okay. Well then just choose one.
- Okay. I've got a guess.
- [Stevie] Three, two, one.
- Jack in the Box. - Five Guys.
- You think they're doing the chocolatey thing at Five Guys?
- I think they went too hard with the chocolate
and for that reason I'm giving it a five.
- I think I don't like it as much as the other one,
but it tastes so similar.
I'm gonna give it a six.
- Okay.
- [Stevie] You're falling into Link's scoring system.
(Rhett laughs) - What do you mean?
- Like saying things that don't make sense.
- I get it. I get it. (camera crew laughing)
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And you do Rhett's voice.
- Hi, I'm Rhett in plushy form.
- They talk, and if you want these things-
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- [Rhett Doll] Be your mythical best.
- They say lots of things.
- [Rhett Doll] Woman's heart through a worm's anus.
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Well, you need to be a third degree member
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That's if you're gonna be monthly.
If you wanna be a quarterly or annual,
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But come on, go ahead. Do it.
- [Link Doll] Good Mythical Morning.
- Mythicalsociety.com.
- Yes.
- All right, now milk us or shake us.
Just don't break us.
- Oh.
Ooh, there it was.
- Huh?
- [Link] Mm.
- Now this is different-
- Good gracious. Okay.
- This is totally different.
This is totally different.
- Wow, that is so good.
I would want to keep drinking it,
but the straw is no longer in my mouth.
I don't know. - Now you say it's,
(Link and crew laughing)
you say it's you say it's so good.
- Wow, I mean, this is like freaking chocolate ice cream.
- That's what I was gonna say.
It doesn't taste like a milkshake
in that they put ice cream and then they put syrup.
It tastes like they use chocolate ice cream to make it.
- Yes.
- Which I think it makes it better.
- So good. I have a guess.
- Hold on a second.
- I have a guess.
- You want me to hold on my guess? Sure.
- I'm ready. I'm ready. - All right.
- [Stevie] Three, two, one.
- Shake Shack. - Five Guys.
- Oh, I forgot about Shake Shack.
- I think it was Shake Shack. - Friggin' shake is
in the name of the place.
- And I'm gonna give that an eight.
That's a good milkshake.
I mean, it's not perfect, but it's good.
- I might give it a nine, man. That was splendid.
And I'm hoping that Five Guys
is actually out-shaking the Shake Shack.
- They might be. Five Guys does a lot of things right.
I mean, they got Five Guys.
- Well, one of them is a peanut dude.
- Right.
(bright music) (logo whooshing)
(Link yawning)
(Link smacking his lips together)
- Oh, there it is.
- Hm.
- All right. I know where this is from.
- That's pretty good. It tastes pretty nostalgic.
- It's strange, actually.
- It tastes like something that is like,
somebody had an idea for a milkshake
and then a scientist created another idea
to approximate the idea.
- And then kept insisting.
"This is what you wanted.
This is what you asked for."
- I think I might know where this is from.
- [Stevie] Like it tastes fake?
- A little. Yeah.
- It tastes like a creation of a scientist.
- Yeah, like the last one,
it just felt like I'm eating ice cream.
This one is like I'm eating scientist.
- I'm eating a scientist.
- [Stevie] Okay. Three, two, one.
- [Both] McDonald's.
- It's gotta be McDonald's, right?
- It's gotta be.
It's got a fluffiness to it
that is that it's always been in shake form.
It was never in milk or ice cream form.
- It was born a shake. - Yeah.
- It came right out of the womb.
Just a shake, right out of the womb.
Like (imitating whooshing).
- And that's why I'm gonna give it a three.
- I don't think it's bad.
- 'Cause I've had three kids. (crew laughing)
- I like it.
I'm gonna give it five.
- Well, fine. - Yeah.
(bright music) (logos whooshing)
- Hey, Rhett, remember when we used to do this
on the show all the time and then we stopped doing it,
'cause I think we ran out of-
- Eat milkshakes,?
- Like blindfolded like this? - No.
It's like I'm tasting nostalgia.
(Link sucking in air loudly)
That's how I nursed as a baby, Lucas.
- Man, don't give me that mental picture.
(crew laughing)
- I can't decide if I love it or hate it.
- It's good.
This is a classic American milkshake.
You know what I'm saying?
Again, the scientists that make this.
- This is good.
- Someone's grandma made this.
- This is good.
- There might even be an egg in it.
- I don't know why I didn't think it was good.
- Did your mom put a Rocky egg?
My mom would put a Rocky egg.
And I say Rocky egg
because Rocky put eggs in his milkshake,
for those of you who don't understand that reference.
- You're talking about a raw egg,
not an egg from Iraq?
- She would crack an egg in our milkshakes as a kid.
And I was just like, "I'm Rocky."
- My Nana would do that.
- Did you like it?
Do you know it was happening?
- I didn't like the idea of it.
(Link smacking lips together)
I'm trying to think about what my answer is.
- Don't make milkshake tasting noises, please.
- All right, I think I know this one. I'm ready.
- [Stevie] Three, two, one.
- Five Guys. - Shake Shack.
- Okay, so we're on similar- - So I said Five Guys
when you Shake Shack, you said Shake Shack,
when I said Five Guys.
- We're gods incarnate.
- We're probably gonna be right.
One of 'em's gonna be right.
The other one's gonna be wrong.
It's gonna be right and wrong.
- We can both be wrong.
- I like this. It's solid.
It's not great.
- We both can't be right, but we can both be wrong.
It's a seven.
- Oh, I agree, a seven.
- Oh, you didn't have to agree just to make me feel good.
- I hope you don't feel good. - Okay.
(bright music) (logos whooshing)
- I'd like to take this opportunity to thank Caucasian Hulk
for letting us use his hands today.
- No, don't you remember?
This is the Ed Norton version of Hulk.
He just stayed white when he got bit.
- Oh, he did? - You remember that?
- I don't remember that. - Yeah.
(Link sucking in air loudly)
- Ugh, this one is thick.
- This is the closest we're ever gonna get
to being like twins who each had a teat.
A lot of people think we're brothers.
We are a lot like brothers.
- We can get closer.
- But we've never nursed the same woman at the same time.
- No, we haven't, Rhett.
- Who could that be?
- There's probably lots of volunteers.
- Oh, really? Can we do like a GoFundMe?
- Maybe it's a raffle. (laughs)
- [Stevie] Guys. Guys.
- Stevie, is this a bad idea?
- [Stevie] If you could only see my face right now.
- Okay.
- So you're saying a raffle for a woman-
- You're not volunteering. - For a woman to volunteer-
- Just to be clear.
- [Stevie] Oh, can we-
- It's a bad idea.
- I mean, not as bad- - Is it as bad of an idea
as Caucasian Hulk? - as what Link just said.
- Which is worse, Caucasian Hulk
or both of us nursing the same woman at the same time?
- But not Stevie.
- Go over to our Twitter - You're like a sister
to us, Stevie. - and answer.
- You're like a younger sister.
I don't know how you see us, but that's how we see you.
- Also, she's not lactating,
so it doesn't make any sense.
- [Stevie] What I was gonna do is I was gonna pretend
like that was never said, but, your-
(Rhett laughing)
and three?
Two? - Hold on, hold on.
- I'm just gonna go with the one thing I haven't guessed.
I don't know how I feel about this milkshake.
- [Stevie] Well, wait, actually I do wanna know
how you feel about the milkshake,
'cause you said it's thick,
but then you got into other stuff.
- I'll rate it first, if you want me to.
- [Stevie] No.
- Okay.
- [Stevie] Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.
- Okay, okay, sis.
- [Stevie] But do you like it?
- I thought it was just middle of the road.
It was middle of the road. - No.
- I haven't had a bad milkshake today.
- Whenever I do rate it,
I'll probably give it a four,
but I reserve the right to change my answer,
because it's not time for that.
- I'll probably give it a six,
but hold your horses.
- Right. (laughs) - Guess in three, two, one.
- Burger King. - Jack in the Box.
- Burger King.
- Can we remove?
- [Stevie] No, no, no. Now I'll take your rating.
- Oh. - Six.
- I'm gonna give it a four.
(crew laughing)
Can we remove?
- [Stevie] No, wait, Rhett hasn't-
- Oh, I said six.
- [Stevie] Oh, you did?
- Yeah, I told you I was gonna say it.
- [Stevie] Okay. Yeah, you can remove.
Okay, how do you feel about how you did?
- I think there is a chance I got zero.
I think there was a chance I got one.
And then I think there's a really, really,
really low chance that I got more than one right.
That's how I feel right now.
- I think that you already know how we did
and it makes me feel weird that I don't know,
so I'm gonna be humble and say not that great,
but I think I did pretty great.
- Oh, you think you beat me?
- Definitely.
- [Stevie] Rhett, you got one correct.
- (laughs) You jerk!
You loser! - So at least you got
the answer correct of how many you thought you got correct.
- Oh yeah, yeah, that's a silver lining.
- That means that you got three, maybe four right.
That's my guess.
- [Stevie] Well, Link, you got one correct as well.
- (laughs) We both got McDonald's, that's the only one.
- [Stevie] No, you guys didn't even get McDonald's.
- [Both] What?
- [Stevie] But McDonald's is your runner up milkshake.
- Seriously! - The one that you liked
second best. - The things you learn.
- [Stevie] And the one that you liked the best,
I don't think it will be a surprise to you is Shake Shack.
- Shake Shack. - Shake Shack.
- [Link] Shaka, shaka, bring it out.
- [Stevie] You both get spraws.
- I don't know, bring out whatever you wanna bring out.
We're clearly not in charge here.
(cases rattling)
What is this?
- This is a spraw, man.
It's a straw and a spoon together.
- Oh, oh my goodness.
- Did you guys manufacture these?
(crew laughing)
- Lucas?
- [Lucas] Nope.
- [Link] Oh, you just bought it.
Look, you can suck.
(air sucking)
- You can suck and swipe.
This is a good one.
- Okay, we'll talk about it more,
'cause my mind is kind of blown here.
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