I was reading an article in a paper just
everyday and it was saying um according
to an American survey Britain is the
most polite nation on the planet mono
said according to the survey in Britain
we are so polite as a nation we get more
offended over bad manners than we do of
a crime no I'm getting mugged I didn't
give a about manners you know your
blood give me your phone what's the
magic word
I was gonna give it to you pissed off
nah man you talk to people out of ink
we're alive I think we are very rude as
a nation we wish we know how to hide it
well all right
but there is one instance when our
goodness comes out one instance when you
can see how rude we really are as public
transport I was on a train not too long
ago I was going to a gig and the train
was stopped in the middle of nowhere
right like between stations were there
for like maybe maybe five to ten minutes
right and then like people I start
panicking no like looking at doing know
what's going on man were not moving and
then an announcement came from the
driver human urge Laden gentlemen
apologize for this delay to the service
caused to a person under a train in a
station ahead now I guarantee that was
anywhere else in the world people would
give a my gosh under a train a
serife occur I hope they're okay hope
they're not hurt she's bad but in
Britain the typical British responses
selfish prick
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