FOLKS, I'VE SAID IT BEFORE, I'LL SAY IT AGAIN, THERE'S NO ONE
LIKE MY FIRST GUEST.
YOU'VE LOVED HIM IN "JURASSIC PARK," "INDEPENDENCE DAY," AND
"THOR: RAGNAROK."
PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO THE "LATE SHOW," JEFF GOLDBLUM!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: NICE-TO-TO SEE
YOU.
>> NICE TO SEE YOU.
>> Stephen: I DON'T KNOW IF YOU HEARD JON AND I TALKING
BEFORE, WE WERE JUST SAYING THAT IF YOU WANT THAT JEFF GOLDBLUM
FEELING, THERE'S ONLY ONE SOURCE AND THAT'S JEFF GOLDBLUM.
YOU'RE A LIMITED RESOURCE.
>> YOU'RE SO SWEET.
>> Stephen: YOU'RE A LIMITED RESOURCE, JEFF GOLDBLUM.
YOU'RE PRECIOUS CARGO.
THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH.
I LIVE MY WHOLE DAYS WITH YOU.
I WATCH YOU ON YOUTUBE ALL THE DAYS.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FINGER?
WHAT HAPPENED THERE?
>> Stephen: WHEN I WAS ON VACATION, I REALLY RAKED THE
BACK OF THIS FINGER RIGHT HERE FISHING ON SORT OF THE ROUGH
EDGE OF A BOAT ON THE GUNNEL, YOU KNOW, WHERE YOU'RE --
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT A GUNNEL IS.
>> Stephen: GUNNEL IS THE TOP.
YOU DO NOT BOAT, JEFF GOLDBLUM?
>> NO.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: ANYWAY, I
SCRATCHED IT AND I THINK IT GOT INFECTED SO IT'S TAKING A WHILE
TO HEAL.
>> DIDN'T YOU BUT ON NEOSPORIN AND CLEAN IT OUT RIGHT AWAY?
>> Stephen: NO, I WAS OUT TO SEE, FISH GUTS AND ALL THAT,
VERY MANLY.
WHY DO YOU HAVE RICO LA ON MY DESK?
>> I HAD IT BACKSTAGE AND DIDN'T WANT TO UPSET MY POCKET TO I PUT
IT OUT HERE.
>> Stephen: I FEEL LIKE WE'RE ABOUT TO PLAY POKER IN PRISON.
WHAT YOU GOT, RICO LA, I HAVE ADVIL.
DEALER TAKES TWO!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> HOW MUCH ADVIL DO YOU TAKE?
>> Stephen: NOT THIS MANY.
REALLY.
WHO IS HOOKED ON LOTS OF AS PRISON EVERY DAY, HE KEPT TAKING
CHARACTER EVERY DAY, WHAT CHARACTER IN WHAT MOVIE, ASPIRIN
JUNKY.
>> Stephen: WILLIAM BOROUGHS IN NAKED LUNCH?
>> NO.
>> Stephen: YOU DON'T KNOW.
I'M TRYING TO GIVE YOU A CLUE, TWO NEFARIOUS CHARACTERS.
BLACK AND WHITE MOVIE, ONE IS PLAYED BY SCOTT WILSON.
>> Stephen: THAT DOES NOT HELP IN ANY WAY.
( LAUGHTER ) >> THE ORIGINAL BOOK WAS WRITTEN
BY TRUMAN CAPOTE.
>> Stephen: IN COLD BLOOD.
YES.
>> Stephen: THERE IT IS.
WHAT DO I WIN?
>> RICOLA?
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: THANK YOU VERY
MUCH.
>> DON'T YOU LIKE A NICE RICOLA?
I LIKE HALL'S, TOO.
>> Stephen: I LIKE THAT.
I'M INTO THE RICOLA LEMON MINT, SUGAR FREE.
>> I DON'T KNOW IT.
>> Stephen: THE SUGAR FREE LEMON MINT, POP IT IN BETWEEN
THE CHEEK AND GUM AND GET FULL LEMON FLAVOR WITHOUT HAVING TO
LIGHT UP.
>> BETWEEN THE CHEEK AND GUM.
>> Stephen: THE OGG OLD CHAO.
EVER CHEWED TOBACCO?
>> Stephen: I WENT TO COLLEGE IN VIRGINIA A COUPLE OF YEARS
AND LEGALLY YOU HAD TO CHEW IN CLASS.
>> "THE MOUNTAIN," RICK ALVEERSON DIRECTED THAT MOVIE.
WHERE IS RICK AND HIS OTHER HALF EMILY?
WHERE ARE THEY?
>> Stephen: HERE THEY ARE!
HE DIRECTED THE MOVIE!
>> Stephen: 100%!
ONE HUNDRED%!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WHAT'S AN OUT AND ABOUT?
>> -- WHAT'S "THE MOUNTAIN" ABOUT?
>> I PLAY A GUY TAKEN FROM THE REAL GUY --
>> Stephen: BASED ON A TRUE STORY?
>> EXTRAPOLATED FROM AND SPRUNG POETICALLY OFF OF, I THINK ONE
MAY SAY.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: HOLD ON.
THAT'S OUR SHOW.
DRIVE SAFELY.
>> Stephen: I JUST WANT TO KNOW, HAVE WE RECORDED ANY OF
THIS SO FAR?
ALL RIGHT, SO WHAT HAPPENS?
>> SO HERE'S WHAT HAPPENS -- MY CHARACTER, IT LIKES, SOMETHING
LIKE THE REAL CHARACTER, INTRODUCED LOBOTOMY TO AMERICA
IN THE '40s AND THE '50s.
>> Stephen: HE WAS THE GUY WHO WAS GOING AROUND LA BOT MIZEING
PEOPLE LIKE THROUGH THE EYE?
>> HE CAME UP WITH THAT.
IT USED TO BE DONE WITH A SURGE PARTNER AND THROUGH THE SKULL.
HE SAID FORGET THE SURGEON, I'M GOING TO GET THE ICE PICKS
THROUGH THE FRIDGE, I'M GOING TO GO THROUGH THE EYEBALL AND WIND
CHILD WIPER AROUND A LITTLE BIT AND HE GOT PEOPLE AT THAT POINT,
LIKE A LOT OF MANLY OLD-STYLE PATRIARCHAL MEN, MISBEHAVING
HOUSEWIVES AND ROUNDED UP ACTIVE KIDS AND HOMOSEXUALS AND FIXED
THEM UP WITH THIS TREATMENT.
GRUESOME.
>> Stephen: WE HAVE A CLIP HERE.
CAN YOU TELL US?
>> YOU'RE AT A BOWLING ALLEY FOR SOME REASON.
>> YES.
WE DON'T SAY MUCH IN THE MOVIE, MUCH OF IT IS SUBTERRANEAN, BUT
MY INNARDS ARE DISTURBED AND I'M DOING THINGS ON THE TABLE AND
I'M TOUGH AND AUTHORITARIAN IN THE HOSPITALS, BUT AT HOME I GET
DRUNK AND I SMOKE MY PIPE -- SPEAKING OF TOBACCO -- AND I
PICK UP WOMEN AND I GET THIS KID WITH ME PLAYED BY THE EXCELLENT
TY SHERIDAN TO COME ALONG WITH ME AND TAKE PICTURES SO WE GET A
CHRONICLE OF THE WHOLE DARN BUSINESS.
I TAKE HIM AND HE'S A VIRGIN AT THIS POINT, AND HE'S A YOUNG
KID, AND -- ( LAUGHTER )
>> Stephen: THAT LIKELY SOUNDED MORE LIKE GOSSIP THAN A
DESCRIPTION OF THE MOVIE -- THIS KID'S A VIRGIN!
>> THE WHOLE THING IS EXCITING.
IN THIS SCENE, I GET HIM A DRINK.
HE'S NEVER HAD A DRINK.
I'M SHOWING OFF MY SKILLS -- >> Stephen: JIM, FOR THE LOVE
OF GOD, ROLL THE CLIP.
>> THERE YOU GO.
OKAY.
OH!
DID IT GO DOWN?
DID I KNOCK IT DOWN?
SOMETIMES IT GOES DOWN.
COME HERE.
OH.
TOM COLLINS FOR THE YOUNG PHOTOGRAPHER THERE.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: LOOK AT THOSE
COLORS.
LOOK AT THOSE SIPHONED OUT COLORS.
LOOK AT THAT KUBRICKESQUE SHINING KIND OF MUSIC.
ONE OF THE THINGS WE DO THROUGHOUT THE MOVIE IS TAKE THE
NOSTALGIA GLOW THAT'S EVEN NOW SUPPOSED TO BE REVISITED AND
FOUND BACK THEN AND WE DEROMANTICIZE IT.
>> Stephen: WOW.
WOW.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THAT ONE SENTENCE, THIS IS WHAT
I LOVE ABOUT YOU, THAT ONE SENTENCE WAS AN EMOTIONAL
ROLLERCOASTER.
I DIDN'T KNOW WHERE IT WAS GOING, I DIDN'T KNOW WHERE THE
NEXT WORD WOULD BE.
>> I DIDN'T EITHER.
>> Stephen: I DIDN'T KNOW IF I NEEDED TO GIVE YOU CPR.
>> BOOM!
>> Stephen: BOOM!
I LIVE MORE IN TEN MINUTES THAN MOST PEOPLE DO IN AN ENTIRE
LIFETIME.
>> Stephen: I KNOW.
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
>> Stephen: NO, IT IS.
I'M JUST SHOWING OFF.
>> Stephen: I IMAGINE THAT YOU, JEFF GOLDBLUM, REALLY TAKE
SUMMER JUST BY THE HANDLE.
YOU WOULDN'T LET SUMMER GET AWAY FROM YOU BECAUSE WE ONLY GET SO
MANY, AND LIFE, THIS IS WHERE LIFE PROVES THAT IT IS.
( LAUGHTER ) NOW YOU'VE GOT ME TALKING LIKE
YOU.
LOOK WHAT YOU DID!
I USED TO MAKE MORE SENSE THAN THIS.
>> THE HIGH WOMAN CAME RIDING UP TO THE OLDEN DOOR.
>> Stephen: THE WIND WAS A TORRENT OF DARKNESS AMONG THE
GUSTY TREES AND THE MOON WAS A GHOSTLY GALLION TOSSED UPON
CLOUDY SEAS AND THE ROAD WAS A ROOM OF MOONLIGHT OVER THE
PURPOSING MOORE AS THE OLD MAN CAME RIDING AND RIDING UP TO THE
OPEN DOOR OVER THE COBBLES.
>> BLACK BUCKS IN A WINE BARLED ROOM, BARLED HOUSE KINGS WITH
FEET INSTABLE, SAD AND REELED AND POUND OPENED THE TABLE WITH
A BARREL OF A BOOM, BOOMLY BOOMLY BOOMLY BOOM!
VAICHLE LINDSEY.
YOU KNOW THAT?
>> Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE A LITTLE BIT OF A BREAK.