(clock ticks)
(lively music)
(tapping)
♪ Every night when I lie in bed ♪
- [Bert] Oh no ...
♪ I see pictures dancing in my head ♪
- [Bert] Pictures sleep!
♪ Buddy Bert, ♪
- [Bert] What?
♪ Buckle up and we'll fly away ♪
♪ We're adventurin' ♪
♪ Every time the bed starts tappin' ♪
♪ Somethin' special's gonna happen ♪
- [Bert] Hmm, this is kinda kicky...
♪ My favorite kind of travelin' ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ We're adventuring ♪
♪ Come along with Bert and Ernie ♪
♪ We're gonna take a little journey ♪
♪ Bert and Ernie's great adventures ♪
- I don't get it!
Nobody's buying these beautiful lamps
I found in the desert.
Isn't this the loveliest thing you've seen, Ernie?
- Uh, sure Bert.
(lively music)
(spitting)
(metal thunk)
And it looks like Cleo agrees!
(Ernie snickers)
- Well, it is a little dusty.
Maybe we should shine it up.
Come on Ernie, help me here.
- Alright Bert.
- Oh! Whoa whoa whoa!
- Whoa, what's happening?
- I don't know!
- [Together] Whoa!
- Alright, who put the pit on my lamp?
- Oh, sorry!
- I'm Gina the genie and I'll be taking your wish orders.
- Wish orders?
- You rubbed the magic lamp,
so now I have to grant ya three wishes.
- Wait a second!
You mean we can wish for anything we want?
- Uh huh!
- Wow!
- I'd like a monogrammed ... - I'd like a strawberry ...
- Hold it, hold it, cool it, cool it!
One wish at a time.
- Okie dokie! Me first, I ... - Ernie!
- Bert should make the first wish,
he did find the lamp.
- Good thinking Cleo!
- Okay, but I'm next.
(Bert clears throat)
- I wish I had a royal palace,
with a great big bowl of oatmeal.
- One royal palace, with a side order of oatmeal,
comin' right up!
- Wow!
Whoa!
- Whoa! Wow!
- Look at this place!
- And look at this oatmeal!
Thank you Gina!
- It's nothing.
So, you ready to place your order?
- I sure am!
I wish everything I touched turned into a rubber ducky.
- One special order of rubber ducky fingers,
comin' up!
(electric zap)
- Wow! Did you see that Bert?
Now watch this!
(electric zap)
Oh I love my magic rubber ducky fingers!
(electric zap)
- Ernie! My oatmeal!
- Oh sorry Bert! But don't worry,
I'll ride Cleo over to the market and get you some more!
(electric zap)
- [Bert] Oh no!
- (squeaks) I'm ... a rubber ducky!
- A very cute rubber ducky,
and just think of all the fun things
rubber duckies can do, Cleo!
- Like what?
- Yeah, Ernie, like what?
- Why, they bounce Bert! They bounce!
Come on buddy, climb aboard!
- Oh no, I'm not gonna turn into a rubber ducky too.
- Oh come on, Bert!
Ahhhhh!
- Are you okay Ernie?
- Uh huh. Gee, I guess rubber duckies
don't bounce too well on sand.
(Cleo squeaks)
- Oh no! A sandstorm is coming!
We need to get away!
- Don't worry Bert,
we'll hop on our faithful camel and gallop off!
- Ernie, you turned our faithful camel
into a rubber ducky!
- Then maybe we'll ... waddle off?
(Cleo Squeaks)
- Oh, if only we had some other way to get out of here!
Where's that genie?
- Hello!
- Gina! Am I ever glad to see you!
Now we can wish for everything
to be back the way it was!
- But Bert, what about our palace,
and all my new rubber duckies?
(Cleo squeaks)
- What about the rubber ducky who
wishes she could be a camel again, huh?
And that storm's about to hit us!
We better wish fast!
- You have a point Bert.
You did make a cute ducky!
Okay Gina, we wish that everything was
back to the way it used to be!
- Done!
- Thank goodness it's all back to normal!
- But not for long!
As soon as I find another magic lamp,
we'll have three more new wishes!
What'll you wish for buddy Bert?
- I wish I wasn't here.
- You said it! I'm gone!
(Ernie snickers)
(clock ticking)
(lively music)
- Goodnight Bert!
- Goodnight Ernie!
(tapping)
Uh Oh!
(Ernie snores)
(clock ticking)
(upbeat music)