OK.
So we did Rate My Baby, live, earlier in the show.
And I'm being told that we have one more baby, backstage.
All right.
Baby, come on out.
[MUSIC - BRUNO MARS, "RUNAWAY BABY"]
[SINGING] Run, run, run away, runaway baby.
[APPLAUSE]
[SINGING] Get, get, get away, get away, darling.
Because everything you heard is true.
Your poor litle heart will end up alone, because, lord knows,
I'm a rolling stone.
So you better run, run, run away, runaway baby.
Muah.
Hi.
[GROANING]
Hi, Amy.
I have had a day.
Amy, why are you dressed like a baby?
OK.
That's how you're perceiving this look.
That's fine.
I'm sorry, I wanted to try something new.
I'm a fashionista.
And it's actually not about how I'm dressed.
This is a full life style change.
This is new.
I haven't seen you photographed this way before.
Well, everyone in Hollywood--
obsessed with youth.
So I'm like, I want to work in this town.
So I just took it one step further.
Youth is one thing, but this is really-- you've gone way back.
I have.
Wow.
[LAUGHTER]
Wow.
But let's not just focus on my appearance.
No, let's not focus on that.
Because this is an important time for women.
No.
It's all about what we wear.
No.
You know.
How have you been?
I've been really good.
Yeah?
Really good.
Wow.
You're saying it like it's not.
But really good?
No, because you're like, do I deserve to feel
this good and fresh every day?
And I do.
I'm worth it.
You are.
I would say.
I am so sorry to do this.
I just remembered, it's my feeding.
I'm supposed to eat, right now.
OK.
Like right now.
OK.
So can you do it?
I can't.
I'm doing a thing where I don't feed myself.
[LAUGHTER]
Is this what this is?
Oh, thank God.
I've been mostly just doing peas and carrots, obviously,
and just soft foods and breast milk.
A lot of breast milk.
No.
No?
No.
OK.
You're not packing?
I can help you with that.
Thank you, so much.
I hate to be a bother.
OK.
And eye contact would be great.
OK.
Oh, can you do--
Choo choo choo choo choo.
choo choo choo.
Here comes the train.
I love it.
[APPLAUSE]
But did I get a little something?
Maybe just one more.
One more, maybe?
One more.
This time it's going to be an airplane, not a train.
OK.
Choo-- vroom!
Oh!
Oh, my God!
It was faster.
So maternal, you've got the gift.
Thank you so much.
OK.
Let me know if you need anything else.
This is so embarrassing.
I need you to burp me.
I'm so sorry.
I don't want you to do this.
And I don't want you to do this on television.
But if you don't do it, it won't happen.
How do I do that?
I just kind of go here.
And you try to burp me.
[BURP] OK.
Thank you.
And you're welcome.
You're all welcome.
[APPLAUSE]
What's in there?
Oh, that's just something.
That's my business.
OK.
How are you?
Oh, good.
I'm over here, me, me, me, me.
You!
I'm good.
I'm really good.
Good.
And you're good, too?
So good.
Yeah, what have you been up to?
What's new?
Oh, so much.
You were on Broadway.
Yes, I am a very important Broadway star.
[APPLAUSE]
Thank you.
Did you want to borrow this?
No.
Not right now.
Broadway star.
Yes, that's me.
How was that?
It was cool.
It was really fun.
Steve Martin wrote a play, and I got to be in it on Broadway.
And you liked it?
Will you do it again?
If somebody lets me do it again, I'd love to be on Broadway.
So it was a dream?
You wanted to be on Broadway?
That's something that you--
Yeah, I was a little kid going to show.
Really?
Yeah.
Did you see much of Broadway shows when you were a kid?
No, I never did.
And I just think it's a lot of work--
and to do the same performance night after night.
Were audiences respectful?
Or do they take their phones out and take calls?
No, the phones would ring.
And I was used to stand up, where
I would call somebody out.
And so, by the end, somebody is eating
peanut M&M's in the front row.
And it's so loud.
And I'm like, sir, the show is an hour.
You couldn't wait?
You need a peanut M&M?
So someone told me this morning that you've been
to or in a lot of weddings.
What is it?
I'm the eternal bridesmaid.
And my friends all ask me, even though they know I hate it.
I just hate it.
And I'm 36.
You know, it's cute when you're-- and by the way,
I live in New York.
So it's like you get married when you're older, now.
My friend who's engaged at 40-- we're like, whoa, teen bride.
Slow down.
You know, it's a different time.
I like that someone's going to watch a clip of this show
and just be like, Amy is dressed as a full baby.
Yeah, I don't think you should take it off.
Is this-- can we get some?
No, that's weird.
Ever since Magic Mike 2, he's changed.
[LAUGHTER]
Right?
Yeah.
Anyway, yes.
So on all these weddings--
oh, thank you.
Yes, please.
I think your breasts are--
There you go.
I'm developing so early.
Yes, you really are.
But you are so youthful.
You're going to get a lot of work from this appearance.
You think?
Yeah, I think people are going to see how--
I'm scared.
I'll have my period in like 10 years.
[LAUGHTER]
Right here.
And I want to do it on your show.
OK, good.
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[YELLING]
[BLEEP]
God [BLEEP]