You're getting ready to have the time of your life.
This is fun, right?
I'm so excited to be here.
Welcome to The Ellen Show.
I'm so excited to be a guest hosting
with the one-and-only Ms. Trisha Yearwood.
Well thank you very much.
And you're looking good too.
Thank you.
I am very excited to be hosting with you.
I got to see you host this by yourself,
and you did such an amazing job.
Thank you for letting me.
Yeah, we were back here in November.
Yeah.
And it was a lot of fun, but I realized
it'd be even better if I brought the love of my life.
You mean your cowboy hat?
Funny.
Honey, I'm talking about you.
Aww.
Yeah.
You're so sweet.
I am sweet.
OK, you're pushing it now.
You're pushing it.
I don't know if all these lovely people know this,
but we recently celebrated our 15th wedding anniversary.
I was take applause for that.
Thank you very much.
A lot of work.
That's like 200 years in Hollywood, you know that right?
If we were a Hollywood couple, we'd
have to mash up our names, that's
hard to do like "Grisha."
Mm.
Trarth?
Mm.
Maybe it's good that we don't live in Hollywood.
I think Hollywood's happy about that.
Since we've been married so long--
So long.
I mean yes.
Thank you.
We thought-- maybe this is not a good idea--
that we can give some advice on Love and Marriage and I'm told
there are some people here in the audience
that actually have questions.
Very cool.
Where's Jenna?
Raise your hand, Jenna.
Here I am.
There she is.
Hello Ms. Jenna.
Hi Jenna.
What's your question?
My question is, what's your advice for setting
the mood in the bedroom?
You want to take that one?
Oh my God, who's kidding?
We hardly know each other, but OK.
That was a personal question.
It's-- I think, for me, music is the big thing for me to set
the mood.
And I don't know if you listen to country music,
but one of the greatest female voices ever on the planet
is this gorgeous blonde named Trisha Yearwood.
Yeah.
That would get you in the mood right there.
You do need the right music, and there
is this very sexy singer songwriter guy
who always gets me in the mood.
Maybe you've heard of him.
His name is John Legend, um, just kidding.
I mean I do love John Legend.
I love listening to you too.
I do.
You too?
You want to clear one up?
Is it the band U2?
Where's Savannah?
Please, Savannah.
Please, next question, please.
Over here.
There's Savannah.
Hi.
Hello Ms. Savannah
Hi, guys.
I am fantastic.
What is your question?
My question is--
I've been with my boyfriend for a long time.
We live together, and he loves to play
video games, which is fine.
And after a long day of work, he'll tend to play.
And sometimes, he'll play past midnight.
And it gets pretty loud.
He gets really into yelling, having fun.
And sometimes it wakes me up.
I have a hard time sleeping.
Trisha, what would you do?
I love how you said "he does this and it's fine" like we
all know what that means, right?
That means it's not fine.
Every significant other has at least one annoying habit,
even if you are in the perfect relationship.
And you have to find a creative way to deal with it.
So Garth is-- just don't listen to this part--
he is perfect.
Well you can listen to that part.
But there's this one thing that he does
that sort of drives me crazy.
He knows it.
It's whistling.
In fact, he actually told me to stop telling him,
not to whistle because it takes away his joy.
Fun-sucker.
He will wake up and start whistling something,
and it can be something totally random
like the theme from Gilligan's Island.
Or some like really serious--
That's a hell of a good theme, though.
It is a good song, but after about three or four hours
of whistling the same song over and over again,
I do this thing where I change the tune.
So I'll start singing something else
to kind of get him off track, and he doesn't know it
until now, he knows it.
That's sneaky.
Really?
I'll have to figure, I'll do something new now,
because now you know.
Where is Shamika?
Help.
I'm here.
Hi, guys.
Hello Ms. Shamika.
Hello Shamika.
What's your question please?
Quickly.
I would like to know what is the key to a long-lasting marriage?
Ooh.
I'll take this one all.
Right?
I think you got it, well, it's just kind of weird.
You know, I think you got to treat it like a duet.
Right?
You got to harmonize, is that fair?
That's good.
You've got to make your partner feel like they're a star.
And if not, you're going to turn into a solo act pretty damn
quick.
If you know what I mean.
We're talking about Lone Fiddler bass solo, that kind
of guy, know what I mean?
I think everybody knows what you mean, honey, I think they do.
Actually I think we should share our secret to marriage
with a little duet.
What do you think?
Uh sure.
A little something I wrote for you.
A little surprise.
(SINGING) Never go to bed angry.
It ain't worth the fight.
If you're wise, you will compromise and hold
each other tight.
You better learn to say "yes, dear" every day and night.
Only one thing to remember-- you're wife is always right.
Yes.
Thank you very, very much.
Thank you very much.
Follow that, killer
(SINGING) He may drive you crazy with the whistling
he does, and after years of training,
he ain't much better than he was.
If you want to have a marriage, well, let me shed some light.
There's only one thing to remember--
the wife is always right.
There's only thing that song is missing.
That song is missing a solo.
[WHISTLING]
Are you seriously doing this right now?
What do you think?
I think there's a way to segue into something else.
I think that we can change this tune.
tWitch, help me out!