(cars speeding)
(police siren)
- Did I do something wrong officer?
- You were speeding.
- My bad, I wasn't paying attention.
- I'm gonna let you go,
but only 'cause you're so handsome and charming.
(wolf whistle)
But I'ma let you in on a few tips
so you never get pulled over again.
- I don't understand.
It's your job to pull me over.
- Look, it's a narrative device.
Just go with it.
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Back to the show.
How do you avoid getting pitched?
And just to be clear,
legally we can't make any promises
or condone illegal behavior,
so don't be a jerk or endanger other drivers.
There are many different ways to avoid getting pulled over,
and we're gonna put them in three different
levels depending on how seriously you wanna take it.
Common sense, tactical driving, and ninja stealth.
(ninja shout)
I'm sure everyone has their own methods of avoiding the law,
but here are some ideas that we had.
Let us know in the comments
on how you avoid getting pulled over.
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(kisses)
Common sense.
Don't give cops a reason to pull you over.
This is basic stuff you need to know.
Doesn't matter who you are,
if you have super dark tinted windows,
you look shady, okay?
Window tint laws change from state to state,
but if you stay within the tint limit, golden.
Cops are just waiting to pull
over people with broken taillights.
If you just spent $600 on a carbon fiber wing,
but you don't notice your brake light is broken?
Come on, dude.
After that, make sure your car is registered.
I can't I have to say this.
It's not that expensive.
Cops are gonna notice.
They don't care how cool your car is.
Plus you get a little tag in the mail
that you put on your license plate,
it's always so fun.
Anyway, let's move on.
Tactical driving.
If you really wanna open up your car on the highway,
don't use the passing lane.
Cops assume that speeders are gonna be on the left lane,
so a better way to blend in is to use the middle lane.
This way, you can still pass on the left,
which brings me to my next point,
always pass on the left.
Passing someone on the right
is a surefire way to get noticed.
Stay with the relative speed of a group in traffic.
Nothing sticks out more than
a car that's speeding down the highway by it's lonesome.
If a group of cars is all going 90 in a 70,
just hang out with them.
All for one, one for all, right?
One of the biggest mistakes people make
when driving fast is weaving in and out of traffic.
We see this all the time.
This is a great way to let everyone
on the highway that you're an asshole.
Just don't weave, straight lines, okay?
You look like Anakin in his podracer
squirming around out there like that.
- Now this is podracing!
- Ninja stealth!
(ninja cry)
If you really wanna avoid the popo,
the Waze app might be one of your best options.
Users can geo tag accidents,
traffic, and most importantly, the police.
You can see on your navigation where cops
with radar guns are hiding out,
or where roads have DUI checkpoints.
Cops are constantly trying to get that feature disabled.
The latest incident happened in February
when the NYPD sent a cease and desist
letter to Waze calling it irresponsible.
You can also get a police scanner.
It won't tell exactly where people are,
but that helps.
If you can't beat 'em, jam 'em.
Kool-Aid Jammers.
There are two types.
You got radar jammers and laser jammers.
Laser jammers are legal in most states,
and radar jammers, as you might imagine,
are illegal everywhere.
That's cool though, because most cops
use lasers to clock speed anyway.
These devices are around 500 to $600
but getting caught might lend you
a ticket well north of that.
So if you use one of these,
don't get caught using one of these.
Add it to the list of things you
should definitely not get caught with,
I just spit a lot,
is a license plate flipper.
I thought these were only in movies, but they're real.
These devices are 100% illegal everywhere.
You can pretend you're a cheap James Bond
and get away without paying for tolls,
which is exactly what one trucking company
from New Jersey did.
Apparently, they racked up over a million
dollars in tolls from their fleet of trucks.
I guess they were all equipped with
actual license plate flippers.
The owner was apprehended as he
was boarding a flight to Aruba.
Doesn't get more James Bond than that.
♪ Aruba Bahama ♪
♪ Come on pretty mama ♪
♪ Way down in Kokomo ♪
♪ We take things fast and then we take it slow ♪
♪ Radar jammers go ♪
♪ License plate flippers say whoa ♪
But if you really wanna fly under the radar,
get an American work truck,
like an F-250 or Ram 1500.
Those never get pulled over.
Cops kinda cut those dudes some slack.
Seriously, have you ever seen one pulled over?
Just remember to put a Punisher sticker on the back.
Obviously, don't break the law.
Can't believe I have to say that.
Be responsible, don't put other people at risk,
if you like tips on how to break the law,
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This is yet again another episode
where I'm probably on the FBI's watch list.
Follow the law, see you next time.