♪ (old-school video game music) ♪
- "Red Dead Redemption." Ooh.
- Is this gonna be a violent one?
- This seems like an adventure.
- (Finebros) Red Dead Redemption
is a popular Western action-adventure game
that the fans really wanted to see you guys play,
so we're gonna have you play a mission from it.
- Okay. Western?
- Yahoo! (giggles)
- I love Westerns. I love Westerns. I love horses and cowboys.
- In my day, I was raised on Westerns.
- Bad guys, prepare to meet your maker.
- Stagecoaches and horses and a bandit trying to jump on.
Oh, I love it.
- "Political Realities in Armadillo."
- With a name like Armadillo, it sounds like time for a shootout.
- Okay. Tough guy coming. - (man) Excuse me.
- Somebody's in the jail.
- (prisoner) You got a visitor.
- (gruffly) "You got a visitor, scumbag."
(deputy coughs and hacks, prisoner laughs)
(deputy spits) - Hairball.
- (man) My name's John Marston. You wanted to speak to me.
(prisoner coughs) - (deputy) I did?
- (Marston) Apparently so.
- (deputy clicks tongue) Why? - (imitating) "Why?"
- (Marston) I guess because we're both
in the business of the law.
- HE is? (man spits)
Boy, he's not-- hmm. He doesn't look like one.
- I've known a few sheriffs like that.
- (deputy) You that fella from the train company?
- (Marston) No, I'm from Fort Mercer. - Fort Mercer?
- (deputy) Fort Mercer?
You them, one of them Williamson boys!
- (Marston) Calm down.
- (prisoner) Go on, shoot him, mister! Shoot him.
- Oh boy. (chuckles) - (deputy) Go on what...
you being cute with me, boy? - (chuckles)
- (marshal) What's going on here? - Oh, there we go.
(marshal hacks)
- Yuck. Disgusting. - (deputy) I got me one of them
Williamson boys.
- (Marston) I got me one of them idiots
who give marshals a bad name.
- (marshal) Jonah, put your gun down. - That's right.
- Come on, Jonah. Be a good boy.
- (marshal) What are you doing here, Mr. Marston,
apart from frightening my deputies?
- Why is it always the sheriff who's the wise one?
- (Marston) I'm here to capture or kill Bill Williamson.
- Oh. "Capture or kill."
- Who's Bill? - (marshal) Okay.
- (Marston) Can you help me?
- (marshal) I got a bunch of cattle rustlers out near box canyon
need shutting down, not forgetting the gang that keeps murdering
homesteaders out in the back country. - He's staying busy.
- (marshal) And I got a bunch of hoods over in the saloon,
drunk, threatening to shoot up the whole town.
- Wow.
- Everything from every Western in one game.
- Got a plateful there, Sheriff.
- (Marston) All right, tell you what.
(sighs)
Let's go deal with them hoods in the saloon.
- Oh, we're gonna deal with the hoods in the saloon.
- (Marston) Then we'll discuss Williamson.
- He wants to go after the bad guys together.
- (marshal) Okay, boy. - Don't call him boy. He's a man.
- All right. Let's go! Let's go. - (marshal) You're a persistent
little cuss, ain't ya? - (Marston) Only when things matter.
- Oh, now we're outside. - (marshal) Come on then, Marston.
- Oh, I have to walk.
Whoops. Hello.
- I'm having him go-- whoop! I'm having him go in circles.
- Left joystick, okay. I'm walking, okay.
I'll follow that sheriff, but not too close,
'cause he might get shot at.
- That's making-- oh, okay.
There. He's actually walking. But where is the saloon?
- This seems really easy to operate. This way.
- Oh, they have telephones, so that's interesting.
Usually they didn't have telephones.
- (woman) Why, hello there. - (chuckles)
- (woman) Why, hello there.
- A lady said hello to him and he keeps walking.
- Oh, hurry up. Hurry up. How do you make it go faster?
- (marshal) What are you waiting for?
- Well, I got this feeling something's gonna happen.
- (Marston) So who we looking for?
- (marshal) A bunch of two-bit hoodlums...
- Walk next to him. Catch up.
- (marshal) Happy? No. - (sputters, laughs)
- (marshal) But the way I figure it--
better they're carousin' in there... - Where is he?
Oh, here we go.
- Marshal, I'm coming up there with ya.
Yeah, and I'm going up, up, down. Those are just exercises.
- Hello, Sheriff. I'm on the ground here sneaking up on ya.
- (marshal) There's the dumb rat-bastard now.
- Must be the bad guy.
- Oh, this is the bad guy? - (marshal) Let's follow him.
- Okay, where's my guns?
- (marshal) See what kind of hole he crawls into.
- Looks like he came out of a hole.
- Boy, I don't think this is a place you really want to be.
- (marshal) Let's go, Marston.
I've been after that son of a bitch for months.
- "As long as it is alive, your horse will come to you
any time that you whistle for it."
- Up. Okay.
- I press this?
(whistling) - (marshal) God damn it! He's on to us.
- Now they're gonna go in for the chase.
Where can I get a horse?
Or is he gonna go over to the O.K. Corral here?
"Whistle for your horse to come." (whistles)
And he's waiting for his horse to come.
There his horse is. Huh.
Of course. Now, where did the horse go?
Ah.
- Where is my horse? I forgot where I put my horse!
Let me whistle again. (Marston whistling)
Hey, hey! Okay, get on him.
- Leap. Up, up, up, up. Up, up, up, up.
Up. Up. Oh. Oh, yellow.
Deep up that horse. That's good.
- (Finebros) Push the yellow button. - The yellow button?
And what'll that do?
Oh, he got on the horse. Wow.
- Now, how do we jump up? Up.
Yee-haw! I'm on this sucker! (chuckles)
Okay, giddyup.
- Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo! Okay, follow the--
I don't see-- which way did the marshal go? That way?
- But that's not where I want him to go, is it?
Whoops. (laughs)
Where is the marshal?
- (laughing)
I'm sorry, little horse. Oh dear.
- Oh. Oh. Sorry. All right.
- (Finebros) You can run by pressing the A button.
- Pressing what? - (Finebros) A, the green one.
♪ (guitar playing suspenseful tune) ♪
If you tap A, you'll run faster. - Oh, I have to tap.
Where did he go? But which way?
- Okay, now, what would this one do?
Oh, that will turn it. I don't want that.
- I'll try to figure out the button here,
and I'm trying to follow him.
- Stay on this road. Oh god. Oh god.
Stay on this road. Why is it so hard to steer?
- Jesus.
That horse is blind.
- (chuckles) I drive like a drunk.
♪ (dramatic sting) ♪ - Oh.
(shamefully) I abandoned him.
- I'm obviously not very good on this directional stuff.
Whoa, hello!
I... I guess I wasn't fast enough.
♪ (dramatic sting) ♪ - Oops.
(amused) "Failed. You abandoned Marshal Johnson."
(laughing)
♪ (mellow Western music) ♪
- Oh, I love the horses.
- My god, I'm out of more breath than the horses.
- They're looking for the bad guy, huh?
- Oh.
- (outlaw) Looks like we got company, boys!
- Yeah, you got company!
- This Wanton's waiting.
- Now is the shootouts. - (Johnson) Damn. Take cover!
- Take cover... what? Behind a cactus?
- (Johnson) Marston, I got you covered. - Uh-oh.
- (Johnson) Move up to that wagon.
- I need to get my horse out of the way.
(gunshot) - (Johnson) My god.
(Marston whistles) - How'd the horse get in there?!
- (Finebros) Okay, when you need to fire your weapon,
the left trigger is to aim and the right trigger is to shoot.
- Uh-huh!
- (Johnson) You're shooting fresh air there, boy!
- "You're shooting..." we have to go forward.
- Left button... oh, left is to.. aim...
I'm gonna get that rock for sure.
- (Johnson) Try aiming at somebody, god damn it!
Behind the crate, Marston! Smoke him up!
- (Marston) I'll put a window in your skull, Walton!
- (outlaw) Put it in me!
- (calling out) Where are you? Stand fast, you puppy!
(gunfire)
- Trying to get...
(gunfire) Ah.
- (outlaw) Crazy fool!
- "Crazy fool." Okay.
- (Johnson) You're shooting fresh air there, boy!
(gunshots)
- Ow.
Whoop. Dead.
(chuckling)
That's fun.
(gunshots)
- [Inaudible].
(gunshots)
- Oh! Aah! Take that!
- (outlaw) Come on! Put it in me!
(gunshot)
- (outlaw) ...gonna hurt.
- (laughing boisterously)
Yeah! Turn around!
- (Johnson) Are you gonna help me here?
- Aah. Take that and that.
I don't care if I get shot!
I'm Swiss cheese guy! (chuckling)
Hope this guy's wearing Teflon,
'cause he's surely not looking good.
(chuckling) I am so dead.
- Where is he? Oh, there he is.
(men shouting indistinctly)
There he is. Get him, man.
Oh. (surrounding gunfire continues)
(dramatic gunshot) (raps table)
Hmm.
- Oh! Oh god! I didn't mean it, buddy.
- I want him to hide again.
- (Johnson) You're shooting fresh air there, boy.
- "You're shooting fresh air." (laughs)
So where am I supposed to shoot?
(gunfire continues, man shouts in distance)
- (Finebros) You got him! - I did?
- (Johnson) That fool behind the rock is yours, Marston.
It's your day of reckoning, boys!
- "Take them out defending the house."
Okay, so get behind another rock, probably, huh?
- (Johnson) Why don't you try pointing it at somebody
before you pull the trigger, genius?
- (Finebros) Something that might help
is pressing down the right joystick while aiming;
you can slow down time. - Okay.
Now you can sh-- (slowed-down gunfire)
It's so cool!
- It'll go slow-mo?
Oh. Oh! What happened?
- (outlaw) I'll fend you down myself, Marshal!
(heartbeat) (slowed-down gunshots)
- Oh, that's really a trip. Oh!
One more, one more. There you go.
Ah, yeah. Oh, I like that.
- Take him! Take him!
(gunfire) Ah-ha-ha! You're gone!
- Get behind here. Protect yourself.
Oh, there he is. I see him.
- Aah.
(gunshots)
- (outlaw) Do you really want to die, friend?
- Got him? Boy.
(bird squeals, horses neigh)
- Did I get him?
- (Johnson) That's Walton inside the house.
Let's see if we can take him alive.
- "Take him alive, and you'll make money.
You lose honor if you kill him."
Who is he? Who's Walton?
"Shoot him in the leg or..." okay.
Sure, shoot him in the leg.
Yeah, I'm so good, I can aim for the leg.
- (gruffly) In the house, I'm coming in!
- Uh-oh. Is anybody in that house?
(loud gunshots) (startled) Oh!
- (Johnson) Try aiming at somebody, god damn it!
- They're hiding. - (Johnson) Are you gonna help me here?
- Oh god. (in game: groaning)
- (Johnson) Try aiming at somebody, god damn it!
- I have to-- hell no.
(chuckling) - (Johnson) Nice shooting, boy.
I'd have preferred him to swing,
but I guess beggars can't be choosers. - Yeah.
- (Johnson) At least we got the son of a bitch.
- Take him alive nothing.
No. - (Johnson) Nice shooting, boy.
- He's gonna go for his horse! - (Johnson) Try to take him alive!
I want that bastard in front of a judge! - Too late.
(intense gunfire)
(glass shatters, Marston grunts)
- Ooh, turn around. He's right behind ya.
Hey, I gotta find this guy so I can find his leg.
- (snickers) Come on, move down.
Down, down, down, down, down, down.
- Where did that guy go?
(gunshot) Oh, there he go.
- Oh! No! Get him in the kneecap.
Here we go. Oh, hello.
Where'd he go?
- Where'd he go? Here, try up here. Here.
Ooh, wait a minute. I thought he's behind that rock.
(gunshots)
(proudly) Take that! How's that for a leg shot?!
Ha ha ha ha!
- I see him.
- (Johnson) Nice shooting, boy.
- I didn't get the leg. I'm afraid I just got him.
(chuckling)
- Oh, right there! Get him! Kneecap!
Ouch! Get him! There we go.
♪ (triumphant Western music) ♪ (chuckling)
- (Johnson) Walton, your killing days are over.
It'll be trial and the rope for you.
(gunshot)
- (chuckles) I got him.
- (Johnson) Walton, your killing days are over.
It'll be trial and the rope for you.
- (in relief) Oh.
- (taken aback) Whoa!
Oh.
- (Johnson) You're not a bad shot, Mr. Marston.
- Well, thanks a lot.
- (Johnson) Why don't you check in with me
next time you're in town?
- (Marston) I don't want to be no policeman, Marshal.
- No.
- (Johnson) Nor did I, my friend, I can promise you that.
(horse brays) I'll see you soon, Mr. Marston.
- So they got him alive.
- Oh.
- And so the sheriff goes riding off into the sunset.
(horse galloping away) - You take care now.
- That's it? What about the rest of the mess in the city?
- I love it. That's a great game.
- I felt I was really there, I was really in the middle of it.
- I liked it. I just wish I'd been better at it.
- The graphics aren't the best, as far as--
you know, it's real cartoon-y looking.
But I love the fact it's a Western.
- I had fun. I was shooting people, killing them.
I never do that, so I guess...
I guess I'm bloodier than I thought. (chuckles)
(sinister laugh) ♪ (dramatic music) ♪
- Hey, thanks for watching us play Red Dead Redemption
on the React channel.
- Thumbs up for cowboys.
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- (Southern accent) Y'all take care now, ya hear?
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