(audience laughs)
- Oh, by the way, don't forget to make
that appointment with Dr. Erlich, okay.
(slurping)
(audience laughs)
Okay, how 'bout one slurp for yes and two for no?
(audience laughs)
- What, I was listening.
- Really!
What did I just say?
- You said, "one slurp for yes
(audience laughs)
and two for, something or other."
Come on, I heard you, Dr. Erlich, fish, exhaust.
I got the highlights.
(car honks)
That's Deac, I gotta go.
- Wait, wait, wait, before you go.
I'm going shopping after work tonight.
Is chicken okay?
- Yeah, whatever.
More importantly, when you find yourself
in the doughnut aisle, and you will find yourself
in the doughnut aisle, these low-fat ones you bought.
(groans)
(audience laughs)
(upbeat music)
This is not mustard from a jar,
this is deli mustard, try it.
Ready to go?
- I'm ready!
- Okay, got the movie, got a box of dots, box of Milk Duds
and a back up box of dots.
Now give me the pop tart before I eat my own hand.
(audience laughs)
Hey, hey, think you know what cheers me up
when I'm feeling sad?
- A snack?
(audience laughs)
- They should change the name of this dish to egg-foo-yum.
(audience laughs)
Wow, God bless America, tuna in a vending machine.
(audience laughs)
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down.
- Oh, no man, I got three days of cashing up to do.
(audience laughs)
Hey, excuse me, whatever Monday's special was, bring it.
(audience laughs)
(slurping)
Oh, peanut butter, that's good, peanut butter, yeah!
(mumbling)
Yeah, two frozy fudge blasts.
- [Drive Through Waiter] Will that be all?
- Yeah, I think that'll...
Who we kidding, throw in a number four.
- No, no, stop it, don't do it!
No!
- You only bake a few times a year,
I should be on the business end of all of 'em!
- Doug I limit my baking to keep you alive.
(audience laughs)
(sniffing)
- Eat us, Doug.
(audience laughs)
God, please be a prowler.
(audience laughs)
- Hold it, say goodnight little lady.
(dramatic music)
(gun shots)
- I thought he was going for the chicken.
(audience laughs)
All right, we got cheese in a can, cheese in a jar,
and for those who are eatin' lighter, pork rinds.
(audience laughs)
- [Woman] Hope you like chocolate.
(audience laughs)
- I wanna eat pizza, I wanna run around naked,
I wanna, I wanna.
(audience laughs)