>>ALL RIGHT, I'LL ADMIT,
I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE
TO ENJOY MYSELF WITHOUT
WORRYING ABOUT THE KIDS,
BUT SO FAR THIS ANNIVERSARY HAS BEEN PERFECT.
>>HEY, WE DESERVE THIS GETAWAY
AFTER FIVE YEARS,
TWO KIDS,
AND ONE BILLION TIMES
WATCHING FROZEN.
>>I TOLD YOU HONEY,
YOU JUST HAVE TO
LET IT-
>>NO! DON'T SAY THOSE WORDS! PLEASE.
>>SORRY, BUT SERIOUSLY,
YOU'VE DONE A GREAT JOB.
>>THANKS BABE. YOU KNOW THE BEST PART IS?
I FEEL LIKE WE'RE THE ONLY ONES HERE.
YEAH IT'S LIKE WE HAVE THE WHOLE PLACE TO OURSELVES.
>>I KNOW. IT'S SO ROMANTIC.
I WISH WE COULD STAY HERE FOREVER.
>>YEAH, ME TOO.
OKAY, STAY CALM.
THE IMPORTANT THING IS NOT TO PANIC.
>>[SCREAMS]
>>JUST, JUST STAY CALM! OKAY.
>>WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?
>>AS HORRIBLE AS IT IS,
WE HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING WRONG,
SO WE CAN JUST REPORT IT.
REPORT IT TO HOTEL MANAGEMENT.
>>HOWDY YA'LL.
>>MIND IF WE JOIN YOU?
>>UM, YES WE MIND,
WE'RE EXCERCISING OUR
ABBS AND OUR OBLIQUES.
>>OH COME ON NOW!
>>GOOD JOB HONEY! GOOD FORM!
>>THANKS BABE!
>>OKAY.
>>DON'T BE A COUPLE OF HOT TUB HOGS!
WE WON'T BOTHER YOU!
>>THEY'RE GOING TO THINK WE KILLED HIM!
YOU GOT TO DO SOMETHING!
OUT OF OUR LIMITED OPTIONS,
THAT WAS PROBABLY THE WORST.
>>JUST BE COOL.
>>OKAY.
>>BE COOL!
>>YOU BE COOL! HI!
>>HOWDY!
MY NAME'S HANK AND THIS HERE'S LU ELLEN.
>>HI.
>>HEY. THIS IS MY WIFE MAL,
AND I'M INNOCENT.
I MEAN I'M JASON.
>>YOU ALL GOT ANY KIDS?
>>YES, WE HAVE TWO CHILDREN.
>>TWO KIDS? WITH A BODY LIKE THAT?
WHAT'S YOUR SECRET?
I WOULD KILL FOR THAT.
>>NO,
SHOULDN'T KILL SOMEONE!
>>WHY WOULD YOU BRING THAT UP?
I WOULD NEVER KILL.
>>RELAX, I'M JUST MESSING WITH YOU.
OH! STOP THAT HANK!
>>STOP WHAT?
>>STOP PLAYING FOOTSIES.
YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME.
>>I AIN'T PLAYING
FOOTSIES WITH YOU.
>>THEN WHO...
>>WERE YOU PLAYING FOOTSIES WITH MY WIFE?
>>YES...
>>WELL YOU GOT A LOT OF NERVE SON,
CONSIDERING HER SPOUSE AND YOUR
SPOUSE IS IN THE SAME HOT TUB.
>>IT'S THE ACCENT. I JUST..
>>WELL, I HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT
'CAUSE IT'S THE LAST-- WHOA!
NOW WHO TOUCHING MY FEET?
>>WELL IT SURE WASN'T ME HANK.
>>THIS GUY...GIRL.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S
WRONG WITH YOU CITY FOLK,
BUT THIS MAN BELONGS TO ME.
>>I KNOW I JUST..
>>WOAH!
MAN THIS HOT TUB SURE IS HOT!
LOOK AT WHAT IT DID TO MY LEGS!
OH MAN!
>>YOU HAVE BEEN IN TOO LONG!
>>OH MAN!
I'M DYING IN HERE!
>>YOU'RE SO FLEXIBLE BABE!
>>I KNOW,
YOGA.
>>SOMETHING FISHY
IS GOING ON HERE.
>>NO, THINGS ARE NORMAL.
>>EXCUSE ME,
HAVE ANY OF YOU FOLKS
SEEN A MISSING...
>>OKAY,
I ADMIT IT.
HE'S HERE IN HERE,
BUT I PROMISE WE
DIDN'T KILL HIM.
>>WHAT?
>>...WALLET.
>>OH.
>>I'M JUST GOING TO MAKE A PHONE CALL.
[SCREAMING]
>>THREE MINUTES AND 53 SECONDS BABY!
A NEW RECORD!
HEY MAN!
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HOLDING ME DOWN.
YOU REALLY GAVE ME THE MOTIVATION I NEEDED.
YOU GUYS HAVE NICE FEET!