Ok kids, so today we gonna introduce ourselves
so each of you need to tell me
what you gonna do when you grow up
when I grow up I wan to occupy Europe
I will occupy Africa
Asia is mine
uhhh...
okay umm..
What about you Russia
You will all be mine..
Hello everyone
Our footballers have won the FIFA 16
hooray hooray
hooray
our toughest games were
Germany 0-7
North Korea won
hooray
Brazil 0-5
North Korea won
Netherlands 0-6
North Korea won
yeeeeeeeeee...
Argetina 0-3
North Korea won
We are going to receive our price of FIFA
We are the fittest country in the world
Today Brazil and Germany
Are going to give us the prize of FIFA 16
You are the best country in the world
here is the prize
yes yes you are the best country and the best leader
say hooray you peasent
Hey Hungary
Wanna hear a joke?
Yeah sure I guess why not...
Transilvania
That is some stupid joke I don't get it
Yeah that is right!
you will never get it
he he he he
Hey Afghanistan do you wanna be friends?
Yeah, okay I guess
he he hell yeah
wait... what the f*ck are you doing man?
Don't worry comrade I will save you
I will save you
I will save you comrade
I will save you
just
please just
just leave me alone please
America there is a flood killing your people
Wait I'm trying to figure out
if this glass if half empty or half full
we have a bigger problems than a glass of water right now
I think I got it
just... just give me a minute
your cities are flooding
wait I'm almost there
yeah definitely half full
ahhh shit
he he well..
there are at least two things that are half full right now
yeah...
Hey do you remember the old days?
they were good days
we totally kicked your ass in the war of independence
and you totally were the best swimmer
well... okay yeah at least our leader didn't fuck goats
what did you just say?
I said
At least our leader didn't fuck goats
What happened to Greece
I happened
Guys?
Yeah?
What is it France?
Do you wanna play bloody Mary?
Okay
Okay let's do this
Wanna keep watching television?
Hell yeah!
Okay let's do this
Bloody Mary
A bottle?
where is my bottle of vodka?
the mirror has Russia help us!
Help us America
How can mirror be real if your eyes aren't real?
America please...
In the next episode of glove wars
Guten Tag
Wait... we only agreed on gloves
put that away man
stop
Happy birthday!
Thank you so much guys!
Can we open the presents?
sure buddy
Cool man, thank you so much!
sure man
Here comrade, some vodka and ak47
he he ahhh....
Thanks I guess
I got you the best present this year
Spend looking for this some time, hope you like it
Is this what I think it is?
Oh man this is the best present ever!
Wait what??? It is just a rock
ehhh... Montenegro like it so much...
It kinda looks good now
I need it
I need it!!
I need that rock!
Sir we just found a country that has a lot of oil
do I look like I need oil?
we need this f*king rock