( upbeat music plays )
- Welcome back! - Hmm.
Hey, man, you got the goods?
By goods do you mean dog hair?
Yeah, man, you got the dog hair?
- Maybe I do. - Whoa, thanks, man.
- You got the cash? - This is so shady.
All right.
It's a lot shadier than it needed to be.
But I tell you what,
Link and Chase just broke the law in Delaware!
That's right, we're going to be brazenly breaking laws
from all across the country.
And just tempting fate, asking these different police
to come out of their jurisdiction and arrest us
here in Los Angeles.
Yeah, because we broke a Delawarean law
but we're not in Delaware.
Yes. And we're just getting started,
we're about to go to Georgia!
Let's do that.
- Since 1961, - Uh-huh.
it has been illegal in Gainesville, Georgia,
to eat fried chicken with anything other than your hands.
Now this may strike you as odd, but the reason is...
It's on the books.
...they are the self-appointed
poultry capital of the world.
They take chicken very seriously.
Can you self-appoint that?
I think, well they did!
Good for you, Gainesville.
And in the law it says, they describe fried chicken as
"a culinary delicacy sacred to this municipality,
this county, this state, the south land and this republic".
They take their chicken very seriously.
- But let me tell you right now, - I respect that.
Gainesville PD, y'all gon' have to come get us
'cause we about to eat some chicken with our feet.
Y'all come get us!
- All right, so... - Okay.
Or we're gonna try at least.
♪ Taking off the shoe, taking off this shoe ♪
You're gonna go with both feets?
I got my chocolate milk socks on today.
You like that Rhett?
I don't really notice your socks.
Well, notice them, they're right there.
I don't wanna notice them.
What do we have? Okay, I'm going for the leg.
- Definitely go for the leg. - Drumstick.
Oh, goodness.
I'm not good with my toes, man.
I broke this toe at one point.
How'd you do that?
I got mad and kicked something.
In high school.
Ooh, I have a cramp!
Ooh, I have an arch cramp on my right foot!
How are you ...?
I'm trying not to-- oh, there we go.
How did you get it between your frickin' toes, man?
( groaning )
That's easier than I thought.
Mm, and tasty too.
I just... can't get my freakin'...
Use your other foot.
- Here, I'll help you. - I gotta... push!
Both: Oh! Oh! Oh!
- There you go, there you go. - Oh.
( groans ) Oh!
Now you gotta go for a thigh.
I just got no grip in my feet, man.
I got no feet grip.
All right, so I'm going in.
I just can't get my...
Ooh, it's really stretching the glutes.
I ain't a monkey.
Here we go.
Oh, I got a cramp in my toe! Oh!
Eat your heart out, Gainesville!
Oh!
What you gonna do? What you gonna do when they come for you?
I need to eat some bananas with my feet.
'cause I keep having those feet cramps.
Let's break another law, man.
- That's some good chicken. - Mmm.
Okay, all right, next law.
Save that for me.
Man...
You're welcome to a breast.
I'm a thigh man.
I got a greasy foot now.
In Topeka, Kansas it is illegal to serve wine in teacups.
Hold onto your hats, Topeka.
Hold onto your...
we got a teacup.
You got a teacup too, brother.
Oh, I do, I have a teacup?
I thought of everything.
Now, here's the thing...
This is a fine Stony Creek Merlot.
This is an actual law, but there is debate
over the reasoning behind the law
and it's intended purposes.
Might be to keep you from using the glass
for its unintended purpose, to keep you from using this
for not tea, is what I'm trying to say.
But it could also be...
Made no sense.
What I said was teacups are intended for tea.
Right.
So the law may be for that.
But it also may be to keep kids from drinking wine.
Maybe.
Mmm.
I gotta say, this doesn't feel very scandalous.
It doesn't taste great.
What if we upgrade from teacups to D cups?
- Okay. - You'll see what I'm talking about.
- I do. - You wondered why I set that brawl.
We used to call it a brawl when we were growing up.
Is this how they work?
We called 'em "brawls."
One's on the inside, one's on the outside?
Well, it depends, yeah. Some people are built that way.
Oh, there we go. Okay.
All right, Link, hold it, hold em steady.
With my feet?
Okay. Oh, goodness.
I don't know if these things are absorbing or what.
It's not a diaper, it's a dadgum bra. ( laughs )
I mean, sometimes...
You gave yourself a little bit more, I noticed.
This does feel like it should be illegal.
I'm waiting for Topeka PD to show up right now.
Topeka gon' be peekin'.
Oh, you going in like a horse.
( gruff ) Yeah, like a horse!
Like a horse bag, what are those things called?
A oat bag?
Yeah, like a bag...
Like a trough.
Feeding bag.
In Topeka, this is what they call second base.
( slurping ) Mm!
I prefer to donkey lip the edge
Yep.
And you prefer to, like, horse bag it.
That felt all kinds of wrong.
We broke more than one Topeka law today.
We broke several Topeka laws.
They're now scrambling to make that a law
so that no one else tries it.
Okay, and we've got another one.
In Louisiana, it is illegal to instruct a pizza delivery man
to deliver a pizza to your friend
without your friend's knowledge.
It can result in a $500 fine!
$500?
For a pizza gift?
Well, it is apparently considered a form of harassment.
Pizza for Link?
Oh!
I didn't order this pizza.
Exactly.
Who did?
I wonder who did.
- But it is for Link! - Check it out, Link!
Tomato pizza.
So it is harassment.
You are harassing me.
Well, I thought you two could share it with me.
You're under arrest.
That'll be $500.
- Oosh! - Uh-oh.
- Okay, you know what? - You know what?
You can help me out with the $500
that you got for the dog hair for the previous law that we broke.
Is that made out of dog hair?
( chuckles ) Maybe.
Get out of here, dog hair mustache man!
I mean, no real PD actually showed up!
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