- What?! - Ahhhhhhhhh!
♪ (upbeat intro) ♪
- (FBE) So today, we are going to see if you can compete
in some fastest worker challenges. - Oh my god.
- Oh, gosh. Yeah, I don't know about this.
- I feel like, no. - "I feel like, no."
- (both laugh) - (FBE) So, here's how this
is gonna work: We're gonna ask you to do several tasks
as fast as possible. - Oh, wow.
- (FBE) All of these are related to a viral video of someone at work
doing this job incredibly well. Whoever does it the fastest
gets a point. And then after each round,
we'll show you a clip
of one of the viral videos of someone doing this...
- Okay, that's sounds fun. - Oh, that's fun.
Yeah. - That sounds fun.
- (FBE) ...to see how you did in comparison.
- This is gonna be interesting. - It gets sad, 'cause you're just
like, "Oh, I did one. He did like 20."
- Yeah. I could barely tie my shoes.
- What are you-- what are you-- - I'm practicing.
- You're practicing what? - Everything.
- (FBE) He's folding pizza boxes. - Here we go.
- (FBE) First up, we're gonna see how fast
you can wrap up these hamburgers. - Oh!
- Oh my god. - Should be unwrapped and put
into my belly. - Oh my god. I know, right?
- People work on food businesses, and this is like their day-to-day,
and if I fail this, I am sorry to all of you guys, okay?
- Fun fact: I used to work in fast food.
- [Bleep]. He's got an edge. Disqualified!
- It was my first job. It was my first job.
But I am also a perfectionist, so I was never fast at it.
It was always making sure it looked pretty.
- Aww. That's sweet, though. - (FBE) All right. 30 seconds
on the clock. In three, two, one,
wrap! - Oh my god.
- I'm just like, "Crumple it up." - Very nerve-wracking!
Do they have to be nice? (laughs) - McDonald's isn't nice!
They just throw it in there. - They're so nice.
They're totally nice. In terms of bad wrapping,
we're equally as slow. - (FBE) All right.
- Yeah, it came out. I will say, as soon as I tried
to pick it up, it came out, so I'm calling it a tie.
- Okay. All right. - I'm the judge now. (laughs)
- (FBE) There's a little bit hanging out, but I'm still
gonna give you the W on that one. - Nice.
Mine are ready to go down the chute.
- Yeah. They're ready for the conveyor belt.
- Yeah, to the drive-thru. Here we go.
- (laughs) - (FBE) We're gonna give round one
to Brittany there. Well done. Completed that in 15 seconds.
- I'm done. Is that okay? - Is it fully wrapped?
I'm trying to make sure it looks nice. - (FBE) And time.
- (claps) Presentation. - (FBE) All right. We're gonna
give it to Sheila. - Dang! I tried to make it look cute.
- Well, you actually got all the Ms on the top.
I kinda didn't on this side, so...
- Yeah! See? - ...you did good.
- (FBE) Are you guys ready to see how the pros do it?
- Yeah, let's do it. - (man) Go!
- Ooh! - God.
- Ooh. Ooh.
Fast flying hands. - And they're doing
the rectangle method. - And it actually still looks pretty.
- Damn! - Amazing.
- (man 2) Smash! - "Smash."
- Smash, bro! - "Smash." (chuckles)
- I think Brittany's almost to that level.
- They're hard jobs. And you gotta find your ways to make it fun,
so I'm like, this is very nice to see. - (FBE) So, next up, we are going
to test your calculator speed. - Well, you win.
- Oh, jeez. - (chuckles) You win.
- No. Not so much. - You can do it.
Ah! Are we gonna have to add them? - (FBE) Yes. So, here's what
we're gonna do: We're gonna put a minute on the clock,
and you have to add all of these numbers.
Now, if you finish, you get a point. But only if it's accurate.
- Ohhh! - Interesting.
- This is gonna be real bad. - Yeah, I suck at math.
- I worked in accounting, and that's all I would do
is just sit there... (tapping furiously)
- (FBE) In three, two, one, go!
- All right. I can't do it that way.
- I think I already [bleep] up. - Oh, [bleep]. I already [bleep] up.
- Nope. That was wrong.
- (FBE) How's it going?
- Ah, I can't talk. - I can't talk.
- (laughs)
- Oh my god. This is so hard!
- (chuckles) - Oh, god.
The numbers are blending together! - It's so tedious!
- Ah! I'm there and I can't breathe.
- I can hear his fingers flying,
and it's giving me anxiety. He's doing really well.
He's [bleep] done?! Are you [bleep] serious?!
- (laughs) - What the [bleep]?!
- I hear you typing so much faster than me too,
and it's really intimidating. - (FBE) 10.
- Ah! [Bleep]!
- I finished! And the result is 30,000.
- 18,721. - I finished it, and I got 28,600.
- (FBE) So, that is actually incorrect.
All of these products total up to 30,000 exactly.
- Oh my god! - (softly) Oh my god.
- Okay, what did I miss? Hold on. (boom!)
- Ended up with 169. - I got 19,423.
(boom!) - 18,721.
- 22,337? - (FBE) It was 30,000.
- Oh! (boom!)
- Yup, 30,000. - (FBE) All right. Will, which number
did you get to? - 30,000.
- No, you didn't! - I barely
missed-- - It's 29,999.9999!
But it says 29,999! - It does say it,
but I know I misclicked. - mine says 30,000!
- (FBE) Wanna see how the pros gets this done?
- Yes! - Oh. Yeah, let's see it.
- (reporter) Asuka Kamimura is a calculator whiz
whose speed on the device is jaw-dropping.
- She looks so serious.
- Oh, wow! - Oh my god! Stop it.
- That's amazing. - Oh my god.
- Holy cow. - She's not even looking!
- I guess you have to use more than one finger,
which is my downfall. - Yeah.
- (reporter) The estimate total is 901,720 yen.
- No way! No way. - Bro.
- That's amazing. - Oh my gosh! Do you see
the numbers going? - It goes so fast you can't even
see the numbers. - Whoa. She's good.
- Wow. - (reporter) Bravo!
- Bravo! - "Bravo" is right!
- Yes. - I love that now we've done
two things that I have worked in previously,
and I've failed both of them. (laughs) - (silent laughter)
- (FBE) Next up, we are going to give you 30 seconds
to load up this tray. - This is what my mom wished
I was good at when I was a kid. - My roommate yells at me
probably twice a week to do the dishes,
and he still ends up doing them. - Okay. I feel like Tom still
has the edge. I feel like he's playing it down.
- (FBE) Three, two, one, dish!
- (chuckles)
- Oh, very good! - That is so much fun. (laughs)
- Very good! - (FBE) So, Ashby does get
the point there. - Yay! (claps)
Well done, Ashby. Well done. - Woo! Finally.
The thing that I've never done before. - Right? I load a dishwasher
every goddamn night,
but Ashby just nails it, meh! - That's amazing.
- No, I'm kidding. - That's amazing.
- Ah! I already messed up! - Where's it at? Oh.
- I'm done! - Done!
- Wait! That's a double. - Yeah. I see doubles.
- (FBE) Sheila once again takes the win!
And Brittany! - Man! [Bleep] these plates.
Yo! She got two in one! That's a disqualification.
- I did. - You did. Look at mine.
- (FBE) Labib gets the point. - You see how good this--
look at this. - Okay. Let's not be cocky about it!
- And I'm doing it the wrong w-- ha!
I'm doing it towards me. Is that wrong?
I don't know. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my god! Oh my god. What kind of a dishwasher whiz am I?
- (laughs) See, I could do the dishes, I just don't want to.
- (FBE) You guys ready to see how the pros do it?
- Yes. - Yeah.
- Whoa! - What?!
- And he doesn't even miss a gap!
- No way! - That's fly.
- Oh my god. That's so cool. - That's impressive.
- I like that. - That's how I'm gonna load
my dishwasher tonight. - Oh my gosh. I was gonna say,
I'm not gonna do it with mine, 'cause I know I'm gonna
shatter a bunch. - Yeah.
- Maybe I will do it, 'cause I'll shatter a bunch
of plates and my roommate will be like,
"You're never doing the dishes again." - Never do the dishes again.
- (FBE) Next up, you are gonna have 30 seconds to stamp
as many of these forms as you can. - Oh, great. I was a TA,
so I got to do this all day for work. - Whoa. Bro, this is
like childhood dreams. - I'm a receptionist. (laughs)
- (FBE) In three, two, one, stamp!
- This is fun and stressful-- oh!-- at the same time.
- (laughs) - Oh my god.
Tom is crazy! - I'm just doing a bunch.
- He's a crazy person. - (laughs) Ah-ha-ha!
- (FBE) Time! - (laughs)
- That's hard! That's way harder than it looks!
- (FBE) Time! - (laughs) Dude, I think I broke the--
(laughs) - This is so fun!
My stamps aren't coming out, though. I'm running out of ink.
- I know, right? There's so many stamps,
so little time. - (FBE) Time!
- Ugh! (furious stamping)
- (FBE) Time! Time! Time! Time! Time!
- (laughs)
- Ahhhhhhhhh! - (FBE) Keep going.
- Oh, I broke it. (laughs)
- (FBE) That's time. It's time, Sheila.
Sheila, Sheila, Sheila, Sheila. It's time.
All right. So, count up the pages that you guys completed.
We'll have to check 'em, because I think a few
of those didn't look so good. - I don't know. (giggles)
- (FBE) Okay, don't count that one. - What?!
It's extra good! - It's totally worth--
I have seven. - Tie!
- What? But I got one extra that has a double in here.
Does that count for-- is that off? - (FBE) We'll give it to you.
- Whaaat? - (claps) Trudy wins!
- (FBE) All right. Looks like you guys tied on that round.
- Bro, my arm was going like (imitates fast motor)
- Seven. - Eight.
- Seven and a half. - Oh my g-- oh, you-- ah.
- (FBE) But we're not counting halves.
- That was so close. - We're not counting halves.
- Seven, eight. Great. - Can you stop--
- (FBE) Will, how many did you get? - I definitely got five
with a broken one. So, that's progress.
- (FBE) Let's see how the pros do it. - Okay.
- Okay. - (reporter speaking Japanese)
- Oh, she even has the ink too! - She's old school ma--
- (gasps) - Whaat?!
What?! - Ah, that's [bleep]--
- They can't all be stamped. No way. - That's witchcraft.
That's witchcraft and wizardry. I don't know how she does it.
- What a weird talent! - Come on.
That's the best talent ever. - Dang!
- That's crazy. - And it's a clean one too.
- That's insane! - No way. Look at that.
- Instant replay. - Look! Look at how many
she got in one second. Seven. - Holy [bleep] snacks.
- That's, like-- - It's otherworldly.
- I'm obsessed with this stamp lady. - I know.
- She's amazing. - She have a YouTube channel?
Where she just stamps different items. - She should.
- (FBE) So, we're gonna be putting on your best clown face,
because... - (gasps) How fun.
- (FBE) ...you're going to be making a balloon animal!
- Yay! - That's awesome!
- Oh, yay. This is exciting.
- How do you make a balloon animal? - Oh, no.
- (FBE) We also recognize that these can be pretty hard
for some people, so we're gonna leave the instructions here
for you on the screen. - Oh!
- Bro. What the [bleep]? - Oh, it's a doggy.
- (FBE) You guys ready to do this? - (both) Yeah.
- (FBE) In three, two, one, clown!
- I'm just so afraid I'm gonna pop it. - Oh, god! Oh, jeez.
All right. Yeah. - You see what I'm saying?
- Okay, there we go. All right. And then you do this little...
- [Bleep]. [Bleep]. - The [bleep] is this?!
- I know. - Why's it so lumpy?!
- Oh, no! - Getting the face going.
- So, I'm just gonna do like this. - Oh! It's got a face!
- It's actually a pretzel. It's like a pretzel dog.
- Oh, [bleep]. - (chuckles)
- How do they keep it together? (sadly) Oh, no.
- How did Pennywise do this? - (in high pitch) Come on, Vanessa!
Woof, woof. (laughs) - Ah!
- You did it! - I did it.
- Okay, I got it. - Stop, you son of a bitch!
- (FBE) Time. (boom!)
- I'm doing it all wrong. - (FBE) And that's time.
- Are you serious? I didn't even get to the--
- I didn't even get past one. (boom!)
- (FBE) Time. - (laughs)
- We both didn't do much. (boom!)
- It was more of a free-form dog. - Oh, it's a pretzel!
- Yeah, it was a pretzel. - Tom is available
for birthday parties. And I believe that you should hire him.
- (FBE) All right. You wanna see how the pros do it?
- Yes, I'd love to know! - I think we just saw the pros do it,
but... - I mean, we really sort of did.
- (man) Three, two, one, go!
- What?! - Whoa! Okay!
- Huh? - What the?!
- Okay, see, the way he did it made sense,
you know what I mean? - Ahhhh!
- Oh! - But can you do this?
- Yeah, 'cause I feel like that guy cannot do that.
- Probably not. - (FBE) So, in the end, you guys tied.
How do you feel about that result? - I'm frustrated. (laughs)
- Dynamite. - Ay.
- Boom. - It was a team effort.
- That's right. - This was a lot of things
that I've never done before, and apparently have a lot
of hidden talents. - Yes.
- (FBE) Ashby with the come-from-behind victory!
- Well done, sir. Well done. - I was nervous after those first two.
I was like, "Oh, I don't know if I'm gonna be able to catch up."
That's crazy. - Like, "Is she good at everything?!"
- (laughs) - I still feel like a winner.
I got my sausage link at the end of the day,
so I feel pretty good about myself. - Everything we did today
was just so random. And what I liked about it
was that they were all different jobs. You know, it was all jobs
that people have. It's fun to try it out.
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