♪ (Michael Jackson, "Thriller") ♪ - Oh!
- (shrieking) - Stop! Stop! Stop!
- (eerie vocalizing)
- (uneasily) Ooh, ooh... no.
♪ (dramatic chord) ♪
- (FBE) So today, we are going to do one of our favorite types
of YouTubers React episodes. - Uh-oh.
- (FBE) We are going to show you a compilation of videos
where people often respond with "What the [bleep] did I just watch?"
after watching them. - (chuckling) My body is ready.
- I'm pretty familiar with the weird side of YouTube.
- We are the weird side of YouTube.
- (FBE) So after each one, we're gonna have you rate them
on a scale of 1-5, based on how WTF you thought they were.
- One to [bleep].
- I'm actually weirdly excited for this.
- Let's do this.
- Can you guess who this is?
Yes, it's me. - (laughing)
- (Nagi) You can't believe it, huh?
Yes, it's me.
- I think I've seen this before.
- Yeah, I think I've seen GIFs.
- (Nagi) But what I want to say here is hope
that anyone could do it. - That's not real, is it?
- (Nagi) Beauty and strength, this is connected
to everything in life.
Connect it to victory and-- - Look at the dogs!
- What is going on? - (Nagi) ...the most important thing
for everyone. - Is she a poodle?
- She's so thematically designed. - I love her.
- (Nagi) Let's go!
♪ (energetic music) ♪ - (chuckling)
- (Nagi) Pump the arms like you're in the mud.
Shoulders down.
- I don't know who thought this was a good idea.
- I don't know what you're talking about.
I'd buy this DVD.
- (laughing) I don't know why I thought they were real poodles.
- (Nagi) Come look at this.
- Listen, the aerobics seem to be working for her
and for the dogs.
- (Nagi) Just bring it-- - My brain hurts!
- Are those actually her arms? - (Nagi) Nice control.
- Also, what am I watching?
- That video left me with a lot more questions than answers.
- What the [bleep]?! That is a "what the [bleep]."
(laughing)
- (FBE) Scale of 1-5, how WTF was that?
- A three.
- I'll give that one a two out of five.
I think I'll be able to sleep at night.
- It's not normal, definitely, but I would say maybe two?
- Two. - Yeah.
- If it was just the weird muscles, I'd give it a two.
But because of the dogs, I'd give it a three.
- Four, just in case.
- Four.
- That's a five.
- It was like a two. - Yeah, I'd say two.
That was clearly intentional as a comedy bit.
♪ (Final Fantasy VI,"Dancing Mad") ♪
- Is that a mushroom?
- Oh no. Is it a mushroom?
♪ (music intensifying) ♪
- I like the Final Fantasy music.
♪ (music swelling) ♪
- Ooh, give me the 2D girls.
Don't give me that.
♪ (music becomes unsettling) ♪ - (giggling) What?
What?!
♪ (tempo increases) ♪
- Yes! - Yeah.
- Yeah, this needed to happen.
♪ (Final Fantasy music continues) ♪ - Good music, though.
- Oh, wow, his loin cloth has changed.
- Oh, that's a gas mask. That's a gas mask.
- I think he's being a little generous,
the whole gas mask.
♪ (Michael Jackson, "Thriller") ♪
- Oh, wait. - Wait, no!
What?! No! The illusion.
- No.
Oh, he just-- (shrieking) - Stop! Stop! Stop!
- No, you can keep the pants on, my friend.
- Good for this guy for being comfortable with his body.
- Yeah.
- ♪ It's close to midnight ♪
- Oh, that escalated very quickly. (laughing)
- Loved it, first of all. - Yeah, thumbs up.
- This is a three 'cause definitely internet
is a lot weird than this.
- Four, just more room. They can get weirder.
- Three.
- Four.
- I'd give it a two. - It's just a two.
- If I saw that happening in my basement, yes, a five.
- I'm gonna give it a three. - Four.
I think the ending really sold it.
- I'd give that a three.
- Like, a two.
You're trying too hard.
I'm not gonna give you a good rating
just because you're trying to be as weird as possible.
- I'm gonna give that one a two.
Once he sort of took the horse head off,
he was just a naked guy rolling around to Michael Jackson,
and I was like, yeah, I get it.
- (eerie vocalizing) - Whoa.
- (eerie vocalizing) - Mm-mm.
- (eerie vocalizing)
- What? What?
- I know how to make this. That's insulation.
- (vocalizing continues)
- (uneasily) Ooh, ooh, ooh, no.
- (vocalizing continues)
- Oh, I don't like how fast it's moving.
- Oh no! - Oh.
Oh, I don't like that, actually. - (laughing) It's creepy, dude.
- It's quite upsetting.
- (vocalizing continues)
- I'm taking my-- I don't want it to be too much in my head.
- What are these?
- What just happened?
- That was pretty "what the [bleep]."
- The subscribers picked these videos?
- (FBE) I found that one. - Oh.
- Three out of five, that one was a little more disturbing.
- I'd give it a three. - Three.
It's creepy. They did a good job.
- I salute the what the [bleep] in that video.
- Three?
- Four.
- A solid five.
There's no reason for that video to exist.
- Five, just straight confused.
- Five.
- I'd give that a two. I didn't like it.
- A four.
That's what happens when you eat Tide pods.
- Ho-ho-ho. - (giggling softly)
- (mutant elf) Ho-ho-ho. - (cracking up)
- (mutant elf) Ho-ho-hooo.
- (giggling)
- (mutant elf) Ho-ho-hooooo. - No.
- Oh, that's it?
Oh, that's-- oh, okay, I was waiting for
the resolution of this emotional story.
- I'm more confused. - Yeah.
- I mean, I guess that's what-- - That is what the [bleep].
- One out of five.
That is a tame children's show.
- Three. It's no dancing poodle.
- I'm gonna give it a four again.
It was on the same level as the weird marshmallow people things.
- Two. - Two. Yeah, a two.
- Two.
- Yeah, three.
I'd go three. - Three, yeah.
- Two. I've seen much weirder.
- Three.
- Like, a one.
The thing that we just saw was way weirder.
- (voice-over) The name of the game is Ball Buster.
- Yes! I love this. - "Ball Buster"?
- (voice-over) It's a family game-- - (laughing)
- (voice-over) It's a family game-- - Ball Buster's a family game.
- What the--?
- (voice-over) And for adults, it's exciting.
And for adults, it's exciting.
♪ (snazzy music playing) ♪
- (man) You're a ball buster!
- Get it, girl.
- I had no clue what that game was.
- That one wasn't so bad. I'd say a one.
- Three. - It's a one.
I just think it's silly.
- Two.
- One? - Yeah.
- One? Not normal, but, you know, still not weird.
- That's a one.
- I'd give that a three.
It's a little funky, a little weird.
- I'm intrigued. I'd give it a three.
- A one out of five. That one didn't disturb me.
- (man breathing heavily)
- Oh my god.
- Oh no, honey.
- Ahh, I've seen this! - I have, too.
- Welcome to the dark web.
- (man eating noisily)
- This stresses me out.
- (man breathing heavily) - (chuckling)
I love the breathing as he eats.
- (man breathing heavily) - Hey, bud.
Whatchu eating?
- Why is he crying into his ramen?
- Oh, he's nice. Oh, there's two of them.
- Who are these things? What are these things?
- (man sobbing)
- I have nothing in my brain.
Right now, I'm processing what just happened.
- I need context.
- One for me. - I'll give it a three.
- I want to see that movie.
- Three out of five.
- That was a one.
Maybe I've just seen too much weird [bleep]
on the internet.
- I would give that a one as well.
- A two.
- It wasn't like, "Ah, it's so weird," but it's just thinking
of the big why makes it a solid four.
- Three. - Yeah, I'll do a three.
- Five. Just nothing about it makes sense.
- I'll go for five.
We did it. We got a five.
- (dealer) Ever thought about taking drugs?
- (girl) I don't know. - Oh god, look at these characters.
- (girl) I don't know. - What's wrong with their lips?
- (laughing) They took drugs.
- Don't do drugs, kids!
- (dealer) The first hit's free.
- Wow, he had all the drugs in his hands.
- (boy) NO! It's just not worth the time.
- Just not worth-- I like that.
- This is so gr--
- Whoa! - Damn it.
I remember that.
- Oh my Lord.
- Canada, why would you do that? - Canada!
- As soon as he took the sunglasses off,
I was like, "Oh no."
- Two. - Yeah, two, sorry.
We're so dead inside.
- A four. I loved that. Link me.
- The puppets by themselves were already like,
"Oh, this is creepy," at a three,
then that just sold it, I think. - Yeah, a five.
- Yeah, I would give it a five.
- I'll give that one a four.
- A four.
Even the puppet character design, creepy.
- I'd give that a two.
- A two.
- A three.
- Three? Whoever did this was seriously on drugs.
"We should do a drug video so kids don't do drugs,
so there's more drugs for us!"
♪ (creepy music) ♪
- (creep) Wiggle it. - (sighing)
- (laughing)
- Oh, okay, it's a five. It's a five. (laughing)
- (creep) Wiggle it all around.
Wiggle it. - No.
- (creep) Wiggle it. - Nope.
- (creep) When you feel-- - I could see myself
making something like this, when I'm really bored.
- I like the Moog music in the background.
- The music is the worst part.
- (creep) Wiggle--
- He's got a career in dancing ahead of him.
- (creep laughing) - (snorting)
- (creep laughing) - Why does he have teeth on his teeth?
- I relate to this guy. I'm gonna go with a two.
- Four.
- Yeah, that's a four. It's so weird.
- It's a two for me.
- Two. - I'll give it a three.
- He was clearly trying to be weird, so that makes it less weird.
- A three.
- Four.
- Two.
- Five. - Really?
- It's not the concept that freaks me out,
it's his face makeup that's like, oh, I don't like looking at that.
- I'd give that one a three. Is that it?
- (FBE) Nope!
- (grandma) It's so good to see you!
How is your friend Hannah?
Don't be scared--
- Is that dookie on her forehead?
- That's like poop or something.
- (grandma making kissy noises)
(indiscernible - poor audio)
- Oh-- oh, no, what's happening?
- (indiscernible - poor audio)
- Demonic! Nope. - (grandma) ...why my sweet pea
will not kiss kiss grandma. - Grandma, no!
- (grandma screaming) - That's a five.
It's hard to keep your eyes on that the whole time.
You just want to look away.
That's the weirdest one, I think, for sure.
You saved the best for last.
- I'm gonna give that one a three.
- I'd give that one a two.
- I'd give that a four.
I would really not like to watch that again.
- Two. That was just someone playing around
with a bunch of effects.
- That's a four.
That took some creativity to do.
- Oh, that's a two. - That's a one for me.
- We're just so ruined inside that it takes a little bit more.
- A solid five for me.
- It was too much.
I'm gonna give it a two. - Yeah, a two.
There's a lot of weird stuff on the internet,
and I think that was just the tip of the iceberg.
- (FBE) So finally, as we wrap up this episode,
pulling inspiration from any of these videos,
what do you think is the most WTF way
that we could end this episode?
- Um, just hardcore porn.
- Me being super creepy, like, "Yeeaaaah, don't do drugs, kids."
- I'm just gonna...
- Probably if you just ended it right now.
- Thanks for watching this episode of YouTubers React.
- Subscribe to everyone who's in this episode.
Links are in the description.
- WTF should we react to next?
Let us know in the comments, por favor?
- Hey, guys, Ethan here from FBE.
Thank you so much for watching this episode of YouTubers React.
A big shout-out to Derek Lopez, Pug Man, and the Friendly Pancake
for watching last week.
What's the most WTF way I could end this video?
I dunno.
(yelping)