Now, we laid out some pretty severe objects that you definitely shouldn’t accidently
pick up at a yard sale in our first part of the video, but as we have all slowly, begrudgingly
realised - that mysterious science fiction hive of horror known as The SCP Foundation
- has a near infinite supply of anomalous objects and entities that we should all collectively
try and avoid, even if they are fictional.
Uhh - sorry, I’ve already said too much.
Hello horror fans - and welcome back to the scariest channel on YouTube - Top 5 Scary
Videos.
As always, I’ll be your horror host Jack Finch, as we step into the endless warehouse
of anomalous inventory, check off a few points on our stock list, before gasping and realising
that something is amiss - as we curiously take a look at the Top 5 Cursed SCP Items
You Should Never Come In Contact With.
Part 2!
Roll the clip.
For the curious amongst you, that clip was from 2002’s Men In Black 2 - because, if
I’m being honest, I’m running out of footage to portray a secret, shadowy, highly advanced
anomalous organisation.
There’s not much more to it, really.
Kicking us off at Number 5 - SCP-914.
Because when you think about it, the possibilities for destruction are endless when applied to
SCP-914.
As the record states, SCP-914 is classified as a Safe Object, and all research staff at
the Foundation are free to test it with approval, although no biological organisms or explosives
are allowed to be tested, because - well - you’ll see why.
914 is a large, clockwork device weighing several tonnes and covering an area of eighteen
square meters.
It is comprised of screw drives, belts, pulleys, gears, springs and other clockwork - consisting
of over eight million tin and copper moving parts.
It’s two main components are labelled Intake and Output.
Essentially, when any object is placed in the Intake booth, a small bell sounds and
SCP-914 will refine the said object - resulting in a brand new item that is somehow intrinsically
related to the other.
Technically, under the right circumstances, SCP-914 could create an object of such immense
power that nothing in the Foundation’s resources could combat it.
Oh, and also - it works on humans and biological matter - which can potentially end up creating
terrifying humanoid entities hellbent on destruction.
What you put in - you get out.
Just like life, really.
Coming in next at Number 4 - SCP-117
Which actually is incredibly similar to SCP-914 - although this one is a little bit more - intuitive,
shall we say.
The item in question appears to be a regular multitool, of unknown make and brand, found
in an unknown location at an unspecified time in Florida, of all places.
All the weird stuff seems to happen there.
At first glance - only its normal tools are found, you know - the regular, screwdriver,
knife, can opener - BUT, and this is a very big but - is the user is faced with a task,
regardless of what tool the subject intends to pull out and use - another tool, perfectly
fitted for the job will take its place.
Seems awesome, right?
But as the old adage goes - always, be careful what you wish for.
Just think about the implications of this object, and you’ll slowly get the picture
of why it could potentially so devastatingly powerful.
If you walked up to a loose screw on a metal plate with SCP-117 in your hand - it’d reward
you with a screwdriver.
A piece of timber with proposed cut lines drawn?
An electric saw, which needs no outside power source.
A dirty window?
A nozzle that sprayed a mixture of soap and water.
Yet… when you apply it to an unspeakably horrific criminal, it will produce a lethal
injection.
Essentially, it’s The Room of Requirement from Harry Potter, in its handy handheld form
- except this one has its own sentient moral compass, and it seems that it doesn’t always
point North.
Next up at Number 3 - SCP-882
What if metal was sentient?
What if gears and cogs had maligned motivations to take over the planet?
Well, yeah - a question answered by the strange and bizarre amalgamation of objects known
as SCP-882.
But the thing is, there is much, much more to this object than first meets the eye.
SCP-882 is a large mass of random metallic objects welded together, if any metallic object
of any kind touches this entity - it will fuse with it and permanently become a part
of it.
On top of that, if it gains enough momentum to make noise - anyone nearby listening to
it will seek to add more metal to it.
And this is where it was found - in an isolated coastal community at the North-East of Banks
Island.
The nearby area was barren of all metal and metallic ore in a one mile radius, after the
object had awakened and enticed the nearby population to do its bidding, essentially
forming a cult around it before they all mysteriously disappeared.
SCP-882 only stopped due to it being partly submerged in seawater - causing it to rust
and become inactive, which is how it is contained by the Foundation currently.
If you know anything about the wider universe of the SCP Foundation - you’ll also know
that this object is tied in to the Church of the Broken God - which is a whole different
story, and so vast that we’ll probably have to do an entire video on it.
Swinging in next at Number 2 - SCP-271
Again, I know we said we’d cover an entire video about the Church of the Broken God - but
we’ve got to talk about the object that they’re most fervent to steal from the Foundation’s
warehouse - SCP-271.
Why?
Because most of these objects are actually the components needed to rebuild Mekhane,
the Broken God - and SCP-271 is perhaps the most powerful piece of the puzzle.
As the record states, SCP-271 is a small disk, made from an unknown material that is metallic
in nature.
Engraved on it, are a number of symbols that represent an unknown alphabet, although there
is currently no known way to actually confirm this.
What makes this anomalous object so dangerous is that the symbols engraved on it are infectious
to their environment over time, gradually appearing as if invisibly carved into nearby
objects.
They are capable of escaping through any hole, however small - infecting objects and organisms
through an unknown process.
Objects that carry the symbols for a sufficient amount of time begin to be changed on a molecular
level to the exact same material as SCP-271, in an excruciatingly painful process to biological
organisms.
If SCP-882 is the mechanical heart of the Broken God, then SCP-271 is it’s brain - albeit
a brain that is infectious and capable of causing massive amounts of destruction given
enough time.
And finally - at our Number 1 spot - SCP-2700
And now we’re getting in to the big guns of the SCP Foundation.
As in, the actual big - guns - the things that make other things go boom.
Stock for stock, this is probably the most insanely powerful object in the entirety of
the Foundation’s possession.
As the record states, SCP-2700 is a complex mechanical device, believed to be a sophisticated
directed-energy weapon developed by, the one - the only Serbian physicist and inventor,
Nikola Tesla.
Yes, as in THE Nikola Tesla.
On the surface, the Foundation portrays this object as merely an ingenious relic left over
from the inventors legacy.
But - in reality, SCP-2700 is a weapon of such immense power, that it is believed if
it’s fired - the universe will cease to exist.
Yeah.
Pretty serious stuff.
It is thought that its down to the third component of this device, SCP-2700-Omega, the weapons
energy source - which is a discrete energy phenomenon that behaves inversely with regards
to entropy.
There’s a lot of science to it - but in layman's terms - if you fire this weapon,
the energy inside of it would spread in a chain reaction, converting the rest of the
universe to it’s inverted entropic state.
In even simpler terms - it would cause a reverse big bang - destroying all matter, and potentially
- hopefully - restart the universe.
So yeah, don’t pull the trigger?
Please?
Well - there we have it horror fans - our 2nd part of the Top 5 Cursed SCP Items You
Should Never Come In Contact With.
What do you think?
Let us know your thoughts in the comment section down below.
Before we depart, let’s read out some of your more terrifying comments over the past
few days.
Little Shop of Eldritch Horrors says -- Hey Jack, could we see the Tatt on your arm in
full and do you have any more.
-- Well, considering that you asked so nicely, yes you can. -- and yes I do, but those ones
are secret!
Next up, Joseph Upchurch says -- Hey Jack, if they made a Lovecraft biopic, who should
they cast as the man himself? -- and that is a great, great question.
I want more questions like this.
Hmmm, that’s a tough one.
I’m probably going to change my mind somewhere down the line, but my gut instinct is Adam
Driver.
He’s one of my favourite actors going right now, and I just think his unique style would
perfectly capture Lovecraft’s quirk.
He’s also got the voice.
Yeah, great question.
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