- I think I know why you're excited.
'Cause tonight is the second episode
of "Ellen's Design Challenge" on HGTV.
[cheers and applause]
I am the Ellen of "Ellen's Design Challenge."
If you're smart, you'll watch it.
And if you don't, dummies.
I'm gonna find out how smart all of you are.
Because we're gonna play a game.
It's called--it's No or Go: Sit in the Idiot Section.
All right, so it's a really easy game.
Basically, I'm gonna ask you questions.
A little tricky. You have to listen to them.
- Okay. - And then if you know,
you sit down, and if you don't, you go to the idiot section.
- Okay. - All right?
- Okay. - Welcome to the show.
[laughter]
All right, so...
Larry's father has five sons
named Ten, Twenty, Thirty, and Forty.
Guess what the fifth one's name is.
- Fifty.
- No. Larry's father has--
so his name is Larry.
- Okay. - Mm.
- Yeah, know where I'm going. - See, see?
All right, you're gonna go to the idiot section
right over there.
Right there and through. - Thank you.
- All right. - Thank you.
[laughter]
- How much dirt is there in a hole
three-feet deep, six-feet long, and four-feet wide?
- There's no dirt.
There's no dirt in the hole, 'cause it's a hole.
[cheers and applause]
- How far can a dog run into the woods?
- How far can a dog run...
- How far can a dog run into the woods?
- Is it dark or is it light?
- It doesn't matter.
[laughter]
- Um...
I don't know.
One mile?
- Mm. It's only halfway
'cause then he'd be going out the other half.
- [laughs] - You see what I'm saying?
It's a thinker. - I know.
- Go join Dave.
A basket contains five apples.
Do you know how to divide them among five kids
so that each one has an apple
and one apple stays in the basket?
- Um...
Put two together?
Put two people together with one basket?
- No, then they would have to share the...
- Oh. Divide it--divide the apple?
- Mm-mm. - No?
- No. You know what?
You'd give the basket to one person.
That way it stays in the basket,
but they still have the apple.
[audience reacts]
If you throw a red stone into the Blue Sea,
what will it become?
- Red.
- Mm-mm.
- White.
[laughter]
Blue.
[laughter]
- Yay. Well, no.
It will become wet.
It just is gonna be the same color.
[audience reacts]
What goes up and never down?
- I'm so over there right now.
- I know.
This is the only one I didn't get.
I got the others. This was a hard one.
But it's so obvious once you hear it.
Somebody knows it. Yep.
Don't. Aah. Eeh. No. - It's--
- It's your age.
- Oh. - Yeah.
- So. - Yeah.
I know.
What has a head and a tail but no body?
- A coin. - Yes.
Yes!
Congratulations.
All right.
Do I have another?
That's all I have.
But it pays to be an idiot sometimes.
Whether you get the question right or wrong,
you're getting an Apple Watch.
[cheers and applause]