VO: Wakey, wakey, rise and shine
*scream*
Ben: What will we be putting in our mouths today?
Mike: Shut up, Ben.
Jamie: If you thought our "5 Kitchen Gadgets that Nobody Needs" video broke new boundaries in levels that you didn't think we could get to,
then you're gonna love this video.
VO: Hello and welcome to...
VO: This is Barry. Barry's dream is to live the life of an aspiring Los Angeles model,
VO: and therefore regularly eat avocado on toast.
VO: Barry, why don't you show these good-looking people how you mash your avocados?
VO: This is Ben.
VO: Ben's a bit of a know-it-all, but to be fair, his fruit hack knowledge is pretty stellar.
VO: And Barry isn't using the quickest method, is he, Ben?
VO: Why don't you him an alternative?
VO: Success!
VO: This is Mike.
VO: Mike looks like he's been working out, but that's not important right now because he loves to take a sliced apple in his packed lunch to work.
VO: This is how he does it.
VO: But Ben has a better way that stops the apple oxidising and going brown. Don't you, Ben?
VO: Wicked, dude!
VO: This is Jamie.
VO: After a long day of sending emails, Jamie loves nothing more than to savour the juice of a watermelon.
VO: Here's how he goes about that.
VO: Wow, you sure have your work cut out, Ben.
VO: Good job *you* have opposable thumbs.
VO: Deep joy!
VO: There are plenty more hacks to come, but first, an angry Scotsman.
VO: This is James.
VO: James is speaking in an incomprehensible accent about the amazing sushi burrito video we made this week.
VO: Now he's telling you about the ultimate pizza battle between Barry, Jamie, and Mike,
VO: and that he thinks, as a qualified chef, that Mike's pizza was the best,
VO: *and* that there's a really funny article on Sortedfood.com about British food problems that you should definitely have a look at.
VO: Now, he's telling us about this week's Comment of the Week.
VO: which is from our Super Speedy Avocado Recipes video,
VO: and that teardropsonawhiterose said:
VO: Oh look at him, he loved that one.
VO: Now James is saying goodbye.
VO: Oh this look is back, and he loves a kiwi.
VO: In fact, he'll take any nationality.
VO: But let's see how he peels one.
VO: I bet you've got a better way, haven't you, Ben?
VO: Bogus, man!
VO: Whilst at college, Barry used to be a go-go dancer in a cocktail bar, so developed quite a taste for Cosmopolitans.
VO: For those, you need lots of lime juice.
VO: But is he making the most of that lime, Ben?
VO: Look at that! The difference is astounding!
VO: The intros are getting tedious, aren't they? Here's one about slicing mangoes.
VO: Go nuts, Ebbers.
VO: Unbelievable tech-ers!
VO: Thank you for watching:
VO: Sorted!
Ben: I reckon there's at least another 6 fruit hacks that nobody will care about. Jamie: If not 29.
Ben: And we wanna hear about them all in the comments down below.
Jamie: Also, if you haven't visited our shop yet, there's a brand new T-shirt you can buy! I repeat, there's a brand new T-shirt that you can buy!
Ben: D'you know what? I think that Fridgecam had everything.
Jamie: It had some very questionable background music.
Ben: It had a lovely pair of melons.
Jamie: And it had an overly enthusiastic voiceover.
Ben: Until 10am Sunday next week, have a lovely one.
Jamie: Goodbye. (off camera: I know, why not slam a door?)