Did you smell that? Wasn't me.I can't smell anything.No. One of those girls back there is wearing
Justin Bieber perfume. How do you know what Justin Bieber perfume smells like?My sister's
friend wears it. She's 18 and she's way hot. Who do you think is wearing it? Probably Sara.
You think? She has the brightest clothes. So what? Brighter clothes means she wants
to be noticed. Perfume same thing. That does make sense. That's it. I'm upgrading Sara
from a 6 to an 8. Did you see that? She just winked at me. Oh man, come on what is up?
Sorry guys. Learn to walk. Do you ever wonder why nerds are so unpopular? Because they're
nerds. I mean, yeah, but if you think about it it doesn't make sense. Nerds are smart.
Being smart is a good thing, right? Not as good as being hot. Oh come on. Wouldn't you want
to be smart? If I was smart I would figure out a way to get those girls. If being smart
is good then smart people should be popular. Maybe they're not as smart as you think they
are. They get straight A's. If they were so smart then they would figure out a way to
be popular. Did you see that - she just winked at me again. I think she has something in
her eye. That's her twitch. She does that in class. That's it - back to a 6. If you
ask me it's only a matter of time before nerds become popular. They'll never be popular.
Why not? Because everyone hates them for being smart.
Hey. You're in my way. Oh this is your locker?
Yeah, move your stuff. I've been assigned to share this locker with you. What? I'm new
and there's not enough lockers. My name is Lizzie. I'm your new locker mate. Not happening.
No, seriously. I have this thing that shows I have to share it. See - 179. I don't care
what your thing says - I'm not sharing my locker with a little girl. I'm not as young
as I look. Okay? And besides I won't take up much room. Get lost. The office said because
of the locker shortage... I don't care what the office said. I don't even know you and
now you're making me late for math. Get lost. Your math book's under your gym shorts. Not
happening. But I need a place to keep my stuff. Not my problem. I don't share.
And she's like "I'm your new locker mate." That's hilarious. Is she hot? No, she's like a total geek.
What would you give her? Like a 5? More like a 3. She's annoying. You should not have to
share your locker with anyone. And I'm not. And with a girl... that's weird. They got
girl stuff. I'd share with a girl. But I want to pick which girl. Well, you wouldn't pick this one.
What the? Do you like it? I cleaned it. How'd you get into my locker? I got the
combo from the office. What? They made me do it. They said I have to be here. They said
this is our locker. There is no "our" locker okay? This is my locker. What the? Where is
everything? I organized. I liked it the way it was. How am I supposed to find anything?
Now I'm going to be late for socials. Socials! Okay I have your textbooks in alphabetical
order up here. Here's your socials binder. And extra pencils. I sharpened them. And you're
ready. Did you steal anything? No. Cause I had 5 bucks in there. I didn't find 5 bucks.
You stole my 5 bucks. I'm not sharing my locker with a thief. Actually I found 17 bucks and
50 cents. The extra was in an old field trip envelope on the bottom. I put it right here.
This is temporary. You keep your junk on the bottom. Thank you! What the? No, don't you
do that. Okay. Sorry. Promise. Thank you. Lock it up when you're done. I got money in there.
You let her stay? I didn't let her. She's just staying. But for how long? I don't
know. She's kind of cute. For a grade 6. Not bad. Definitely not a 3. Okay maybe a 5. I
wonder what she's listening to. Probably some little girl music. Pretty good dancer. Not bad.
Yes, but dogs are hard workers. They actually do things. They're rude. Cats are
polite. If someone comes to your house they don't go ruff ruff ruff. That's cause they
don't care. And they don't care about anything. And they don't care about you. They do so.
What? How? Mine brings me gifts. Like what? Mine brought me a gift one time. What was
it? It was a dead bird. Exactly my point. It was a gift to her. And she was very proud
of it. Well, that just proves how dumb they are. Lizzie. Hey Elliot. I'm having my birthday
party next weekend. Okay. Here. Thanks. You're inviting her to your birthday party? Yeah.
What kind of party is it? What are you doing? We're going to go see a movie. I'd love to
go. Are there other girls going? Yeah. What movie is it? Zombie Diaries. Oh yeah? I heard
that was pretty lame. It got 4 stars. I just love anything on the big screen. What's that
rated? Should you even be seeing that? I think it's PG. So will there be parental guidance?
Yeah, of course, my mom is coming. So what do you want for your birthday? I don't care.
Just show up. Who are the other girls going? My sister. That's it? Yeah, so will you come?
Yeah, for sure. Kay, see you next Saturday. See ya. Bye. Do you even know him? Yeah, he's
in my home room. So are you going to go? Sure, why not? I don't know. Sounds boring.
At the very least she's a 6. Okay. But does she qualify as hot? I mean hot is 8 and up. She's not
hot. She's cute. So you like her? I don't "like" her. I'm just talking factually here.
She's small. She has big eyes. And she smiles a lot. If you look that up in the dictionary,
technically that's cute. I'd give her a 7. Like a girl next door. She reminds me of this
girl who used to babysit me. What was she like? She was pretty hot. Can you guys NOT
talk about her like that? Why? Cause I said so. Okay, dad. So how was the party? Um, it
So how was the party? It was okay. There were a lot of boys.
So did you have fun? It was okay.
So it was okay? Yeah.
A lot of boys are really stupid. Yeah. Sometimes they grow out of it.
Have you seen my gym strip? Oh, I put it up here. Oh. It was getting wrinkled down there. Thanks.
Hey. Oh hey. Good news. What? A girl in my class moved. Okay. And... They gave me her
locker. Oh. Yeah, so now we don't have to share anymore. So you're taking it? Yeah.
I just gotta bring my stuff over. I got my combination and everything. Where is it? It's
by wood shop. Oh. That's far. Yeah, but look at all this extra room you're getting. That's
great. So you're like ready to go? Yeah, pretty much. I just gotta bring my stuff over. Do
you need help carrying it all over there? No, I got it all in here. I'm good. Okay, well... um bye.
Free at last. Finally got rid of that little ball and chain. Must
feel good. I don't know how you put up with her for so long. What a pest. Truthfully,
you have to admit she was more like a little sister than a girl next door. That's for sure.
At least it's all over. Now you can get back to life the way it's supposed to be. With
the bros. Who wants a slurpee? I'm buying. I'm in. Oh, the owner's daughter at the 7-11
- have you seen her? I swear, she's like a 9. I got an extra large just to see her pour my slurpee.
Oh hey are you Tommy? Huh? Yeah. Cool. I'm Kevin. Okay. Oh, they didn't tell
you? I'm your new locker mate. What? Yeah, I was suspended. But now I'm back. There's
been a shortage of lockers. What grade are you in? I had to redo a couple grades. But
I'm cool. So this is our new pad huh? Awesome. Oops, that's my lunch. I'll deal with it later.
So just do me a favour and don't look in my backpack. Okay.
What are you doing here? Oh, is this your locker? Yeah.
I've been assigned to share this locker with you. What? Yeah, you
see someone had to take mine. And there's a shortage of lockers. So I'm your new locker
mate. If that's okay. Is that okay? Yeah, that's okay. Okay, I'll keep my stuff on the
bottom and really neat and organized. And I'll make sure my gym strip doesn't stink.
We've got this really cool combination. It's 1 - 11 - 1. Can you believe that? Oh, I brought
you your Justin Bieber poster. Ew. I'm so over him. It's One Direction now. All right
then. I made an awesome shelf in woodwork class. You can put your stuff up here. I'll
put mine down here. We can both put our textbooks here. This hook's for you. And this one's for me.