That's the other thing too-- you be down South,
you know, you get outside, like, the city limit
you get into that little country area,
you'll run into some of them good old boys out there, man.
They be corn-fed, cock-strong
motherfucking boys.
Been lifting baby bulls since they was
six-years-old and shit.
Be strong as hell.
They daddy be like, "Trevor, go out there and
put those baby bulls in my pickup truck."
"All right, Daddy."
Before they're six, with one arm,
throwing a bull up in a truck.
And them mothers will fight your ass too.
But that's the thing about it.
'Cause see like, Black people, we think just 'cause
we born black we just think we can beat up white dudes.
In our minds, we like, "White boy,
I'll beat your motherfucking ass.
You better go on with that bullshit, boy."
You don't do that shit in the country, man.
Trying to tell you that shit ain't gonna go like you think at all.
That mofo be like, "Come on, son of a bitch!
Whoo!
Let's go, bubba, let's do it, baby!"
You be like, "You know what,
everybody just need to calm down for a second.
Listen.
Listen, is it Trevor? It's Trevor, right? Is it Trevor?
Let me get you a beer, bro. Shit."
Fuck.
I ain't trying to get Bobby Boucher
down this bitch.
It's totally different than black country.
Black country is a whole 'nother dialogue altogether.
Now I got some country-ass cousins--
It's fast and it's country and it all ran together.
You don't know what the fuck they be saying.
I got a cousin be excited to see me.
Every time he see me, he be like, "Hey, coz.
Hey-- [rapid babbling]."
"Huh?"
"Hey-- [rapid babbling]."
[rapid babbling continues]
"Hey-- [rapid babbling]."
"Why you like-- [rapid babbling]. Goddamn it."
"What?
I'm gonna need closed captions for your ass, nigga.
I don't have--
I have no idea what you just said, motherfucker."
Truth is, I'm talking to one of my cousin's friends,
he talk faster than him.
He gonna walk up and introduce himself.
"Charles Johnson.
Everybody around here call me 'bomonicious.'
Everybody around here call me bomonicious. It's fine.
You call me that. Don't even worry about it.
Everybody call me bomonicious."
"Everybody call you 'bomonicious'"?
"Yeah, everybody in the whole city call me bomonicious.
Don't even worry about it. It's fine.
You can call me that. Don't worry about it."
"bomonicious is what everybody calls you?"
"Yeah, everybody calls me that, man.
Don't worry about it."
So I'm like, "All right." So all week long...
my ass talking about, "bomonicious, what up, boy?"
"Hey, bomonicious, you gonna come over here
watch the game with us later on?"
"Hey, bomonicious, run to the store,
grab some beer, come on back."
My coz said, "What'd you call him?"
"bomonicious.
He said everybody called him bomonicious.
It's all right for me to call him that."
"No, man, his name is C.J."
He saying, "You can call me by my initials."
That's what he saying.
C.J.
I been calling that boy bomonicious all week.
"By my initials," is what he's saying.
This shit is embarrassing nigga.
"Why you ain't say nothing?
You heard me call you bomonicious."
"I couldn't understand you.
I ain't know what you talking about."
"You couldn't understand me?
Okay. All right. All right.
Okay. I deserve that."