('WINTER WONDERLAND' INTRO PLAYS)
(SINGS) # Sleigh bells ring
# Are you listening?
# In the lane
# Snow is glistening... #
-I'm going to stop you there, Roman. -Ronan.
It doesn't really snow down here at Christmas.
-Yeah. -So...
Oh, let's go with "your bro is glistening".
'Cause a lot of people get sweaty down here. It's really sunny.
-You want me to change the lyric? -Yep.
Oh... OK.
(SONG INTRO PLAYS)
# Sleigh bells ring
# Are you listening?
# In the lane
# Your bro is glistening
# A beautiful sight
# We're happy tonight
# Walking in a winter wonderland... #
Oh, hey, Roman. Um, I'm not really feeling wintery.
It's like 30 degrees outside.
Let's go with winter... minter...splinter...
-Oh, prickles. -Prickles?
"Dodging heaps of prickles with your nan".
OK. You're the boss.
(SONG INTRO PLAYS)
# Sleigh bells ring
# Are you listening?
# In the lane
# Your bro is glistening
# A beautiful sight
# We're happy tonight
# Dodging heaps of prickles with your nan
# Gone away
# Is the blue bird... #
They’re more like greeny... It's more like a greeny brown bird.
-And I was also thinking jandals. -Of course you were.
Like, "popping the plug out of your jandals, sand in your togs".
Oh, um, yeah, and pohutukawas!
# Gone away is the greeny brown bird
# Here to stay are the jandals... #
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
Hold on, we're just going to try
"snoozing on a competitively priced Air New Zealand Skycouch, TM".
So good!
Right.
(FEEDBACK WHINES)
OK.
(DOOR OPENS)
Roman! Really?
(SIGHS EXASPERATEDLY)
(SIGHS) Anyone here know how to sing?
(STRUMS GUITAR)
(SINGS QUIETLY)
Hey, Julian, man, I'm just not feeling it in there.
You know you can call me Julz.
Oh, you can call me Ronan.
Why? Is that like a nickname?
-No, my name's Ronan. -Oh.
Well, why don't we give it a go and we'll just see what happens?
Yeah, well, I was... (SIGHS) I had this, right, so...
# Sleigh bells ring
# Are you listening?
# Sunburns sting... #
Uh, "ice blocks glistening" maybe?
Yeah, I like that!
# Ice blocks glistening
# A beautiful sight
# Of barbies alight
# Strolling through a summer wonderland... #
Summer wonderland!
# Pour the sav in the sunshine... #
Pavlova! Pavlova! So, "pav".
Pav? Oh, right, right.
# Serve the pav up at lunchtime
# Pop the bubbles for Nan
# Pineapples on ham
# Strolling through a summer wonderland
# In the arvo, we can grab the wickets... #
As you do.
# The plastic cricket bat your brother found... #
Yeah, right!
# Backyard full of all your distant rellies
# So we pass the can of mozzie spray around... #
(LAUGHS)
# Later on
# Sun is falling
# Your drunk uncle
# Yeah, he's snoring
# We hear the birds in the trees
# And the warm summer breeze
# Strolling through a summer wonderland
# Way down here
# Christmas landmarks
# Summer flowers
# And funny tan marks... #
(LAUGHS)
# We're happy and bright
# Not a snowman in sight
# Strolling through a summer wonderland. #
Ronan, we got it.
Julz, we have it.
Merry Christmas, dude.
Oh, merry... Thank you.
Hey, do you guys need some sunblock?
Ah, yeah, Ronan might need it.
Yeah? Is 50 enough?
No, you'll probably need 70.
(JULZ SINGS) # Tahi, Rua, Toru, Wh
('WINTER WONDERLAND' INTRO PLAYS)
(RONAN SINGS) # Sleigh bells ring. #