Oh, boy, someone's at the door.
I can't wait to imitate 'em.
Oh, hello, Patrick.
And Sandy? And Squidward?
And Mr. Krabs? Plankton too?
Five at once, huh? Okay, here goes nothing.
[groaning]
Hi. Hi. Howdy. Greetings. Go away.
all: Ugh. - Why?
- Hi, SpongeBob. We need to talk.
- Why sure. Aye. Love to. About what? Who cares?
- You know, It's okay to be yourself, SpongeBob.
- I'm-a trying, Sandy, I'm-a trying.
- You can do it, SpongeBob.
Just concentrate, and it'll all come back to ya.
- [inhales]
[groaning]
- [shuddering]
- Good morning, Gary. Meow. Duh!
Me money! [laughs]
Karate chop! Ha!
I went to college!
I said, eat your patties!
I can't do it!
I'm a freak! A freak!
I'm a freak!
- Hey!
- [sobbing]
- That went well.
[quiet music]
- Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who?
♪ Who...am I? ♪
♪ Who am I? I just can't remember ♪
♪ Who am I? I just can't recall ♪
♪ Who am I to sing this somber song? ♪
♪ When you've got six heads there's something wrong ♪
♪ Who am I? ♪ all: ♪ Please tell me ♪
- ♪ Who am I? ♪ all: ♪ Do you know me? ♪
- ♪ My name could be Clementine or it could be Freddie ♪
both: ♪ I just can't recognize myself ♪
♪ I don't know if I'm ready ♪
all: ♪ I'm ready ♪
- ♪ Who am I? I have a right to know ♪
♪ Who am I? Am I friend or foe? ♪
♪ I have so many features it makes it hard to tell ♪
♪ I don't know what my first name is ♪
♪ But my faces ring a bell ♪
♪ Who am I? Who am I? Who am I? Who am I? ♪
♪ Who am I? ♪
[phone ringing]
♪ Hello-o-o? ♪
- Hello. To whom am I speaking?
- ♪ I...don't... ♪
♪ Kno-o-ow ♪
- The salty tear trail leads right in here.
- There he is!
- [groaning]
- Are you all right, SpongeBob?
How many fingers am I holding up?
- [groans] B.
- Good, SpongeBob, I had the same answer.
- I know you're in there somewhere, SquarePants.
- We're sorry, the person you are calling--
SpongeBob SquarePants--
has been disconnected or is no longer in service.
- Okay, guys, SpongeBob imitates whoever he hears,
so we've all got to imitate him to help him remember who he is.
This should help. [grunts]
- Hey! - [grunts]
- [groans]
Mmm! Mmm!
- [grunting]
Ah! Hold still, you little rascal!
- No! [groans]
What a great idea.
Ugh!
- [imitating SpongeBob] I'm a square and yellow critter!
[laughs]
- [imitating SpongeBob] I like cooking with lard!
[laughs]
- [imitating SpongeBob] Mr. Krabs is the best boss
in the whole ocean. [snickers]
Oop! Sorry. I mean--
[laughs like SpongeBob] Uh--
- [imitating SpongeBob] I forgot the secret Krabby Patty formula,
Mr. K. Would you remind me again?
- Sure, SpongeBob, I got it right--
Oh, no, you don't, Plankton.
That was a pretty good impression, though.
- Thanks.
- [babbling]
- [groans]
It's not working, fellers!
We need to combine our efforts and do an impression
of SpongeBob all at the same time.
Okay, all together now.
all: [imitating SpongeBob] I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready.
- [grunting]
- I'm ready. I'm ready.
I'm ready!
I remember. I know who I am.
I am SpongeBob SquarePants,
and yes, I do like cooking with lard.
[all cheering]
Thanks, guys, you're the best friends
a guy with memory loss could have.
It sure feels great to just be yourself.
Doesn't it, guys? Guys?
[all laughing like SpongeBob] Oh, no!
Now they have mocking mimicry madness.
[laughter]
- Let me out! Let me out!