- This shouldn't embarrass you.
The size should embarrass you.
(Jordan laughs)
- Oh my gosh.
Awkward, clueless, and often not medically accurate.
Today, we're reacting to Family Guy, number 10.
Let's dive right in.
- You want a little something to put in that orange juice?
- What, why it's 9:00 AM?
- Well, I figured you'd like to start your day
with a stiff one.
(family laughs)
- You can't get a boner.
- Oh, that's so messed up.
They're referencing a morning erection.
It's normal to have erections in the middle of the night,
multiple times at night but also we call it morning wood.
That is normal.
- You're a failure as a man and a father.
- They're talking about giving him a stiff drink.
If you drink too much alcohol you're not gonna be able
to get a good, solid erection.
- Peter, it's nothing to get upset about.
There's treatments available.
- Okay, if you're having difficulty with erections
there's multiple different reasons why that could occur.
It could be your brain just worried about it,
could be decreased blood flow.
It could be underlying medical conditions
that are causing the issues.
- We'll go see Dr. Hartman.
- I don't wanna do that.
I'm embarrassed.
- This shouldn't embarrass you.
The size should embarrass you.
(Jordan laughs)
- Oh my gosh.
We all come in different shapes and sizes.
The average is a lot smaller than everybody thinks
and most people are actually normal size.
So, don't worry about it.
- How 'bout now?
Is this doing anything for you?
- No.
- What?
Not appropriate, you can get sued, lose your career,
lose your license.
D, all the above does not happen in the hospital.
- Doctor, what about Viagra or Cialis?
- You have all these different medications to help
with a erectile dysfunction.
Those are fine.
If those don't work, then you can actually do injections.
There's always implants that you can get
to where it's almost like a pump.
- What about 'em?
- Well, if Peter could try them they might help
with this problem.
- If you ever go to the hospital
and you've had a heart attack or you're having chest pain,
tell them you're on one of these type of medications
because there's a medication that we give
called nitroglycerin that if we give it to you
while you're on those medications,
we can tank your blood pressure and potentially kill you.
So please let us know if you recently took that.
- Those are for man troubles?
I've been prescribing them as anti-depressants.
- Wow, Dr. Hartman, come on.
They actually started as blood pressure type of medications.
The research was going down that road.
They found out that it caused these prolonged erections
and helps with flow to your penis.
- You guys are ready for a healthy dinner.
I went to Whole Foods today and got this recipe
from an extremely thin man with a giant adam's apple.
- I hate that place.
None of the cereals are advertised on TV.
- Whole Foods is a grocery store basically here
in the United States.
They sell products that are organic, no Cap'n Crunch.
There's no Count Chocula.
- What's the stuff that looks like sand?
- It's quinoa.
- Oh my gosh, I love it.
It's quinoa.
It's got a lot of nutrients that are packed into it.
So it's very good for you.
- Nope, I don't need foods that sound like karate words.
- Well, according to "Food Kills", quinoa is a super food.
- There you go.
- It's very nutritious and it even helps keep your regular.
- Keeps you regular AKA makes you poop.
- Lois, I have a system.
I poop once a week for an hour and a half.
- Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
Once a week, an hour to an hour and a half to poop, no.
You should be going once a day.
You don't want things just sitting in there.
That means your gut is moving slow so to speak.
- I wear a headband and it's soaked when I'm all done.
- It shouldn't be an exercise routine.
It should be like something smooth and easy.
Look into it.
If you're not pooping every day
and you're having pains with pooping
definitely talk to your doctor about it.
- Fine.
- Yeah, it's good.
Quinoa is definitely good.
Oh my gosh, stop it.
He's gagging, stop it.
- Peter, knock it off.
- I can't help it.
My body's rejecting it.
- Sometimes when people introduce new foods
into their bodies it will cause cramping, abdominal pain
just 'cause the body hasn't seen it so it may actually
be uncomfortable so to speak.
- I guess I see where some of your anger comes from.
- This is like roller derby.
This used to be on TV like a long time ago.
I don't know if it's still on TV or not.
(Meg groans)
- Oh, that's messed up.
At least she's wearing her helmet.
The leg definitely looks a little uncomfortable.
She's got the bruising already to her face.
Like, uh-oh.
- That's it, I have to do something.
- Chris, what are you doing?
- Saving my-
- Oh!
Oh my gosh.
Being run over, you know, you always worry about fracture
to the hand.
You can potentially get compartment syndrome,
where it's like swelling in the area.
Then it actually needs to be cut open.
- Dr. Hartman is my brother gonna be okay?
- He's gonna be fine.
- That's her, that's her.
Hi Juanita.
- Hello doctor.
- Oh my gosh, totally inappropriate.
Dr. Hartman is so inappropriate.
- You don't know, I was fine.
- Looks like Chris has a cast on his left ankle
and his right forearms.
It's not even really on his wrist
'cause if you had a wrist fracture or hand fracture
it would actually go all the way down to the fingertips.
- Excuse me, aren't you Peter, the human stunt bag.
- That all depends on who's asking.
- I'm a doctor about to conduct an experimental procedure
to give bones to a jellyfish, but I'd like to try it
on a human first.
- What?
Wait a minute.
Doesn't make sense because normally we experiment
on humans last.
When we're trying to figure out something new
we start more rudimentary and then work our way up
through different species to see if the concept
of the idea would work and is safe
and then you potentially use humans.
- The operation was a complete success.
What are you going to do now?
- Well, the whole reason I had the operation
was so I could go back to my family, but it's been so long.
What if they don't love me anymore?
- Peter, where do you think all those bones came from?
- Surprise! - Wow, my God.
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh. (laughs)
We see this a lot with kidney transplants.
The need for kidneys is so high,
especially in the United States, being put
on a kidney transplant list
you can be there for many, many years.
Family members are actually your best bet
if they're the same blood type.
- My God, you mean it's your bones that are inside me.
- Well, mostly we picked up a drifter to fill in the torso.
- Oh my gosh.
I've never seen a bone transplant.
In the emergency department we don't see that,
but we'll occasionally get rejected transplant patients.
- A family of freaks is better than no family at all.
- Oh man. - Let's go home.
You know, what's really weird.
This was covered by my HMO.
- That's so funny.
It brings up just a good point.
Sometimes medical conditions occur
and our family members can help.
And if you're in the situation where you can actually
help one of your family members, I highly recommend it
if you can do it.
- We have to fight fire with fire.
If nuclear refuse gave them superpowers
it could do the same for me.
- We see all these movies where people get
these weird superpowers because it manipulates their DNA
due to like toxic waste or something from outer space.
No, it doesn't happen that way.
- Citizens I'm off to the toxic waste dump.
- Radiation exposure definitely is not good for your cells.
It could kill your cells, you can cause them to mutate.
And a lot of times too much mutation could cause
to cancer abnormal growth.
Oh geez.
Oh, this is not gonna be good.
- Mayor West, you have lymphoma.
- I told you.
Lymphoma, which is cancer of your lymph nodes.
There's different types of lymphomas
and then lymphomas can turn into leukemia's.
So yeah, not good.
- Oh my.
- Probably from rolling around in that toxic waste.
- I see.
- What in God's name were you trying to prove?
- I was trying to gain superpowers.
- Well, that's just silly.
- Silly, yes.
Idiotic, yes.
- There are many situations that I've been in
where somebody has tried different alternative therapies
and then we talk about it and at the end
of the conversation, it was like well that probably
wasn't the smartest thing to do.
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It's so much fun to react to some of these episodes
I've never seen before just because
there are so many out there.
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