- DID YOU SEE MY SUIT? - I CAN SEE IT.
- ELLEN, GET A LOOK AT MY SUIT!
[cheers and applause]
MY SUIT.
TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT MY SUIT.
- OKAY. WHO MAKES THAT SUIT?
- AH, THIS IS PAUL SMITH.
- THAT'S PAUL SMITH. THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.
- I LOVE IT. IT'S A MINT JULEP.
- UH-HUH. - THAT'S WHAT I'M CALLING IT.
I THINK--I DON'T REALLY KNOW THIS COLOR, ELLEN.
I'M GONNA BE HONEST WITH YOU.
I JUST SAID I NEED SOMETHING THAT'S GONNA MAKE MY SKIN POP,
AND, UH, THIS MAKES MY SKIN POP.
THAT'S WHAT I SAID.
- YOU ARE POPPIN' ANYWAY.
YOU COULD NOT BE HOTTER RIGHT NOW.
CONGRATULATIONS. - THANK YOU.
- YEAH, IT'S AN AMAZING TIME IN YOUR LIFE, ISN'T IT?
- I'M LOVING IT RIGHT NOW.
- I MEAN, THE LAST MOVIE, "RIDE ALONG,"
WAS NUMBER ONE, RIGHT?
- NUMBER ONE RIGHT NOW. WE GOT 105 MILLION.
[cheers and applause]
- 105 MILLION?
- 105 MILLION OVER THREE WEEKS RIGHT NOW.
I MEAN, I CAN GO DOWN THE LIST, ELLEN.
YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON?
I CAN RUN DOWN THE LIST.
- I HAVE THE LIST, BUT TELL EVERYONE WHAT'S GOING ON.
- WELL, I'LL SIT BACK. LET'S SEE HERE.
OF COURSE, WE HAVE "RIDE ALONG," WHICH IS REALLY GOOD.
THAT'S AT, LIKE, 105 MILLION.
THANK YOU TO EVERYBODY WHO SUPPORTED THAT.
[cheers and applause]
RIGHT NOW, WE'RE ALSO AT "ABOUT LAST NIGHT,"
WHICH COMES OUT VALENTINE'S DAY.
I FEEL LIKE THAT'S GONNA BE SPECIAL.
MY LAST NAME IS HART.
THE HOLIDAY HAS TO DO WITH HEARTS.
IT'S ONLY MARRYING EACH OTHER. MAKES A LOT OF SENSE TO ME.
[cheers and applause]
YOU KNOW, MY TV SHOW, "REAL HUBBIES OF HOLLYWOOD,"
THAT'S HUGE.
UM, WHAT ELSE HERE?
GOT ANOTHER MOVIE COMING OUT THIS SUMMER
CALLED "THINK LIKE A MAN TOO"
OFF THE SUCCESS OF "THINK LIKE A MAN 1."
THAT'S PRETTY HUGE.
THEN AFTER THAT, GOT ANOTHER MOVIE COMING OUT
MARTIN LUTHER KING WEEKEND CALLED "WEDDING RINGER."
YOU KNOW, ELLEN, I AIN'T BEEN TO SLEEP IN TWO YEARS.
[laughter]
I'VE JUST BEEN UP. I'VE BEEN UP.
I'VE BEEN WORKING.
BUT I'M IN SUCH A GOOD PLACE, MAN.
I'M HAPPY, AND MY FANS ARE SUPPORTING ME.
LIKE, I NEVER IMAGINED THAT IT WOULD GET HERE,
AND THE FACT THAT IT'S HERE, I AM BLOWN AWAY BY IT,
AND I LOVE YOU ALL, AND I APPRECIATE YOU ALL
FOR ALL YOUR SUPPORT.
[cheers and applause]
THAT WAS HUGE. THAT WAS A LOT OF STUFF.
- THAT'S AMAZING.
WE ARE OUT OF TIME, BUT THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.
[laughter]
NO, YOU KNOW, AND YOU DO; YOU HAVE MAJOR FANS,
BECAUSE THE FIRST TIME YOU WERE ON THE SHOW,
WE SURPRISED JUSTIN BIEBER, BECAUSE HE WAS A HUGE FAN,
AND WE THOUGHT WE'D SURPRISE HIM.
AND YOU CAME OUT AND SURPRISED JUSTIN.
- THAT'S MY GUY, MAN.
- NOW, ARE Y'ALL STILL-- I WAS GONNA ASK YOU,
WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH-- HAVE YOU TALKED TO HIM SINCE--
- I'M A FRIEND, OKAY?
IF I SAY I'M YOUR FRIEND, I'M YOUR FRIEND,
REGARDLESS OF WHAT IT IS YOU'RE GOING THROUGH.
YOU KNOW, THE MEDIA HAS A WAY OF POURING THINGS ON PEOPLE
WHEN THEY'RE IN A BAD PLACE.
JUSTIN'S A TEENAGER. I CALLED HIM.
I TOLD HIM, I SAID, "LOOK, WHEN I WAS A TEENAGER,
"I DID STUPID STUFF TOO.
"THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO AS A TEENAGER.
"THE JOB IS TO LEARN FROM THE STUPID MISTAKES THAT YOU MAKE.
"NOW YOU'RE ABOUT TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKES AS YOU MADE NOW.
"LEARN FROM IT. GROW UP. MOVE ON.
BUT DON'T KEEP GIVING 'EM AMMUNITION."
AND HE UNDERSTANDS THAT, BUT, YOU KNOW,
HE'S PUTTING HIMSELF IN A POSITION RIGHT NOW
FOR THEM TO KEEP ON FINDING HIM AND DOING THINGS.
BUT, ULTIMATELY, HE'S A KID.
HE'S A KID WHO'S BEEN IN THIS POSITION
FOR HIS WHOLE LIFE, SO, YOU KNOW,
PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT.
- WELL, I'M GLAD YOU'RE TALKING TO HIM,
'CAUSE HE NEEDS TO GET ADVICE RIGHT NOW.
HE'S SO CRAZY TALENTED.
I MEAN, YOU KNOW, HE REALLY IS TOO TALENTED
TO LET GET THIS IN THE WAY OF--
- NO, HE IS. HE IS.
LOOK, HONESTLY, IF I HAD JUSTIN'S MONEY AT HIS AGE,
Y'ALL CUT ME LOOSE, UH, YOU KNOW, I DON'T--
JUSTIN BOUGHT A MONKEY AT ONE POINT IN TIME.
I WAS LIKE, "I PROBABLY WOULD HAVE DID THE SAME THING."
I'LL BE HONEST WITH YOU.
IF I'D HAVE SEEN A MONKEY RUN BY
AND SOMEBODY TOLD ME I COULD DO WHAT I WANT
'CAUSE I'M 18, "I WANT TO TAKE THAT MONKEY
ON THE PLANE WITH ME, GUYS."
"KEV, YOU CAN'T."
"DON'T TELL ME I CAN'T. I GOT A LOT OF MONEY.
"I WANT THE MONKEY.
"AND IF YOU DON'T SAY ANYTHING, I'LL LEAVE YOU HERE
AND LET THE MONKEY TAKE YOUR SEAT."
THAT'S WHAT YOU GOTTA DO, RIGHT?
I GET IT. I GET WHERE IT COMES FROM.
I GET WHERE IT COMES FROM.
HONESTLY, I LOVE JUSTIN.
LIKE YOU SAID, HE'S A TALENTED GUY.
HE'S GONNA GET BETTER, MAN. I KNOW HE IS.
- WELL, I HOPE-- - I'M ON HIS SIDE.
- I HOPE HE DOES,
AND I'M GLAD THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO HIM ABOUT THAT,
AND I'M GLAD HE DIDN'T TAKE THE MONKEY.