- [Brunette] And then we went to PacSun
- [Casey] Oh, PacSun, wow,
so you were a wannabe surfer chick.
- [Brunette] I had no idea what I wanted to be,
that's the thing (laughter)
- [Casey] 'cause you're not supposed to right now.
- [Brunette] That's true.
So I'm still trying to know now.
You never start figuring it out.
- You're just so cute, you don't even
have to figure it out.
- Oh my gosh, you're so nice.
(Casey makes mimicking noises)
(laughter)
Girl, what time do you wanna go to Pylam tonight?
Because I figured we would get dressed here
and then head out at like, ten?
- I don't know.
Wanna just stay in tonight?
- No.
Blake is gonna be at this party.
I really wanna go.
And I really wanna wear
that black, slinky thing of yours that's so cute.
Not the slutty one, though.
- Fine, but you have to curl the back of my hair for me.
- How's the nose healing?
- Eh, it's pretty all right.
- I hope Basketball Blake's at the party.
- Do you even know his real name
or is it actually Basketball?
I guess that would make it more interesting.
- Whoa, what's up drunkie?
- I just think you could do better
than some frat donkey.
- What is up with you?
Every time I mention Blake you get like super pissed.
Not even Blake.
When I hooked up with Drew from Chem Lab
two weeks ago you had this total malfunction.
Oh shit, do you like Drew?
'Cause you can have him.
Honestly, like his tongue is so scratchy.
I don't understand that.
Is he a cat?
I don't get--
- (gasps) Oh, shit!
Oh, fuck!
Oh my god, I am so sorry.
- Oohh.
- [Casey] Shit! Fuck! Shit!
- Are you jealous?
- [Casey] Yes.
- So you like me?
- Yes! No! Maybe, I don't know.
- Wait wait wait wait, what about
Karaoke Patrick and that hot TA from American Lit?
- I did like them,
but I was enjoying all this time we were spending together,
and I thought that you were flirting with me.
Did I totally misread that?
Oh, fuck.
- We were flirting?
- When we first met,
we spent 30 minutes in my car talking
about our damaged childhoods.
- That's just bonding as neighbors.
- Well last week you took me out for sushi
and asked me all about my romantic history.
How is that not a date?
- That's just what new friends do.
Straight friends.
- I'm not straight!
- Okay.
Maybe we could try again.
- Yeah?
- Yeah. I just--
I wasn't ready back there, so,
you know, just
plant one one me again.
(soft piano music)
- No?
- I'm sorry, I thought I could
because you're so amazing and beautiful
but I just can't.
I'm not...
gay.
Can we still be friends?
- I don't know.
It's just,
this epically terrible tease, you know?
- Me, I'm the tease?
- Oh Casey, you're so pretty,
Oh Casey, let's hang out, just us.
Fuck boys, they suck!
Oh Casey, would you help me with this dress?
- I wasn't flirting with you,
I was just being your friend.
- I know.
I knew. (laughs)
Fuck!
I don't want you to see me cry.
This is middle school.
- I'm sorry, I just didn't realize.
- I just love you.
- This sucks.
This feels like a break-up.
- You know, I'm gonna go before I
embarrass myself more.
- You don't have to go.
- No, it's fine. (chuckles)
Have fun with Blake tonight.
- Oh no, careful about your nose.
- I hope Blake has a normal tongue.