Damakos. When you woke up this morning sitting on top of your belongings was a letter
You look around as an out of place group of what could only be your
fellow wannabe adventurers sitting at a table
The rest of you are enjoying your drinks when a tiefling approaches the table
I see you all got a letter as well
You must be the ones I'm here to meet
I guess so
I'm Aaron a sword for hire
What I lack an experience I make up for in enthusiasm
do you know what this is all about?
I don't sorry
I'm just following the instructions of this letter
but hey I'm used to following orders
my name's Damakos I'm a cleric
when I was just 13 my younger sister fell in the local river and nearly died
I couldn't save her so I prayed to anything that would listen that if they saved her life
I would follow them blindly until the end
fortunately Lathander was listening and I have dedicated my life to him and have been granted
minor powers
that sounds a lot like my story actually
really?
no but I did want to go next
you see I am a performer
an artiste
a mime
a musician a player a thespian
those are all the same things
I am from this small town and though I did start a busker on the streets
now I am very well known in most of the bars
I received my letter in my tip jar last night
what about you tall mysterious hooded man
The story of my- thank you very much
no seriously you are too kind
uh you probably already know who I am
because I'm extremely famous around this continent and beyond
well I - I've actually never heard of you
But for those of you who have been living under a rock for the last 20 years
uh my name is Fargrim The Great
Also known as Fargrim the Just
The Fearless One
or The Divine Mage or
the Kraken Killer
kraken you've slain a kraken?
don't interrupt
I also happen to be commander of the orc hunting special operatives team the tusk breakers
two-time slayer of a chromatic dragon
dragons you've killed two dragons already?
For crying out loud you've been incredibly rude would you zip it
I also happen to sport the only name that sends the shivers down the spine
of the fearsome lich king Thradivist the cold
sorry I'm - I'm sorry a lich king at level one
or should I say sorry uh at this stage in your life
you've killed a lich king?
look I didn't interrupt your shitty little boring story did I?
I I don't I don't believe you
okay well I'm telling my story I'm just merely introducing myself here as fact
ah you folk look like adventurers
thank the gods for that
look if you can slay the vermin that have overrun my tavern I will give you all one gold piece each
we accept
where are these rats
oh there's one now
okay here we go first roll of the campaign
oooooh natural 20 that's a crit
that does ten damage and Fargrim is dead
Well that's him dealt with
excuse me got a weird little scroll with my name on it does anyone else -
oh no my identical brother Fargrim the great
dead as I live and breathe
who the hell are you?
oh you might have heard of me uh my name is Targrim the great
also known as Targrim the just
the fearless one
the divine mage and the orc slayer
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