(drum beat)
- [Este] Is Grandma okay?
- [Danielle] I know, she sounded weird about Grandma.
- [Alana] I don't know.
- It's a little weird.
(squeals)
- My beautiful sisters are here!
- [All] Hi!
- Okay...
- Come on sit down, sit down, sit down!
- Thanks.
- Okay.
- Let's go!
- Okay.
- Okay, thank you guys for coming over
on such short notice.
Can I get you anything?
Um, Kool-Aid?
- Oh.
Oh, sorry, I...
I thought you were gonna like,
keep listing off, like, things to give us
and you just said Kool-Aid.
- Okay, do you want the Kool-Aid or not?
- I'm, yeah, I'm fine. - I'm okay on Kool-Aid.
- So what's going on?
You said we need to talk about Grandma or something.
- Oh, no, this has nothing to do with Grandma.
I haven't spoken to Grandma in six years,
ever since she got really mad
because I stole her identity.
- Oh, you did, though.
You stole it.
- Right, but she didn't have to be such a B about it.
Bitch?
That's what I--
- Yeah, clear. - That stands for B.
Well, you just had these blank faces
so I just want to make sure,
keep you guys in the loop.
- Why are we here?
What's going on?
- Okay, so I brought you here today
in my beautiful home.
- This is Mom's home.
- Okay, it's me and Mom's home.
If you wanna nitpick it.
I have really exciting news.
Um...
I'm ready to be in the band.
- Oh.
Okay. - Okay.
- All right.
- Frime.
It's not gonna happen.
- Well why the frick not?
Why can't it be four sisters?
I mean The Beatles made it work.
- I mean, they weren't siblings.
- Oh, really, they just happened
to all have the same last name?
- They're not related.
It's, like, not a last name.
- Please!
Please, please, please!
Please just let me be in the band.
I'm just really tired of you guys being ashamed of me.
I am your sister.
No one even knows who Frime "Hayme" is!
- Frime.
- [Frime] Mm-hmm?
- Your last name is Haim.
It's the same as our last name.
- Frime Haim.
- That's your name.
I don't understand how you don't know that.
- Because you never tell me anything!
I didn't even know that you had a new album coming out.
You know, you could've called me up.
I could've, you know, done a little guest work on it.
- But like...
Like, what do you do?
- What do you do?
What do you do?
- I sing.
I write.
- Danielle plays guitar.
Este plays bass.
- I have a PhD, actually.
- Okay, I didn't ask for you
to just have a full bragging session.
I don't need your resume right now.
- Okay.
- I'll have you know that I've been working on my own tunes
in the studio.
- Oh, what...
What studio?
- Well, do you remember Lavender?
- Your gynecologist?
- Well, she has her own studio
apartment.
- Oh.
- Okay.
- So, anyway, I wrote this song.
(clears throat)
(strums guitar)
Just one second.
It's hot in here, so just...
- Take your time.
♫ Hey dudes
♫ Don't make me mad
♫ I'm the fourth "Hayme"
- (whispers) Haim
♫ I'll make it better
- Yeah, that's...
- Okay, that's "Hey Jude."
- Well, what can I say?
Those brother's know what up.
(keys jangling)
- Oh!
Oh, hi!
My girls!
- Hi, Mommy!
- Oh yay!
I have something to tell you.
I wanna be in the band.
- [Haim] Mom!
- Mom!
- Oh my god! - No.
- There's already four girls in this band, Mom,
get out!
- Wow.
("Forever" by Haim)